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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    SJWs about non-existent complaints about Tracer in Overwatch: SJWs about finding out this chick in ME:A isn't gay:
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    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    May as well turn it off, since there's no online features worth a shit.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm trying to drop a few lbs and going low carb. I made a couple batches of these in the sous vide and they were really, really good. Cracking the Starbucks Code: Easy Homemade Sous Vide Egg Bites | Anova Culinary I made the gouda/bacon ones and then I made a batch with pecorino romano in...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

    So Amiibo's give actual good gear? How do I spoof these things? My brother just bought some device that holds 200 Amiibos for 40 bucks. Is there a way I can do this without buying anything, if I have a jailbroken Wii U?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And now I have to jerk off at work...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    What color is your wife's hair?
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Ok, all jokes aside..."My face is tired"?. Was this written by illiterates? ESL students? It's not just bad, it's not how people speak English.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Uncharted 1 had better acting, facial animation, etc and it's ten years old.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    So you don't care about animation, acting, dialogue and plot(in a narrative-driven game). Bruh, why even waste your money?
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    That's one tired facial expression(on meth).
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I was going with "potato with wig", but your theory holds water as well.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No car and no license? Ok, now I actually believe you are dating an SJW.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Shit, cut out that last 10% and we have a GOTY candidate.
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    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    Word. The Simpson 4 player beat-em-up like the TMNT game.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Has the Bioware Montreal team actually seen real human beings before?
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Probably jocking for a future position at Bioware. "Assistant author of alien diversity dialogue"
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Kotaku having the only positive preview so far is very telling.
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    Losing your Job

    When they say "hit it and quit it", Jozu thought they meant to quit the job! Congrats, Jozu. That sounds like a fun exit.
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    Lasik Eye Surgery

    I got your back or your front, whichever you need since you'll be blind. Wait...30 minutes? I'm too late.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Michael Jackson endorsed Pepsi and where is he now?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pepsi is for fat people.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I've already seen like 20 gifs that I like for a new avatar. Wu Trans Clan hasn't done her full tour of duty yet.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pepsi?! If I'm getting snacks from single mothers my friend fucked, that bitch best come correct with Coke.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Mass Effect sex scene.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Is this when she finally makes it to the toilet?
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Anybody want 3 free months of Showtime on PSN? Here you go: N6PB-GENH-NN74
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    a_skeleton_03 is a drug dealer and they always use code words.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ravven?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My baby mama is the first chick I ever dated with a kid. I wouldn't say I was never open to it, but it was definitely a turn off. I met her at a bbq at the beach and just really liked her and was willing to give it a shot. Her son was 3 at the time and I didn't even meet him until we had been...
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    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    @Amod please ban
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    These guys sounded like they wanted to rip this shit apart much worse than they were, but were held back by the embargo.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    So that alien is voiced by that lispy SJW who plays Danesh on Silicon Valley, lisp and all. This is looking hilariously terrible.