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I just turned 41 and am only now considering marriage to my current girlfriend. We've been together for 4 years. I wouldn't have it any other way. I loved being single and dating through my 20s and 30s(and am very happy I didn't impregnate any of my ex's). That said, my girlfriend is pregnant...

Yes, it speaks to me as well.

Uh...it's right there in the URL, man. ART.com

What do I need to do to unlock 2nd set of gear upgrades? The great fairy(I only have one discovered so far) only shows red question marks for the ingredients needed.

I think I've found 10. I suck.

Yeah, it's like Fruit Stripes gum. Awesome flavor for 3 seconds.

Pink hair? Green hair? That should pretty much instantly alert you to not care what either of them think.

@Amir with the 3 hit combo. Negs everyone, blames his wife and posts a pic increasing our diversity quota! Welcome.

I forgot how exemplary of the master race @Wurstsalat was.

Not this year!

Which Gateway did you get? I recently added the Uniti Pro AP to my house and I love it. Considering replacing my router with theirs as well.

I didn't mean all kids are stupid, I meant the stupid ones like the ones who salivate too much and choke on it, ruin it for the rest of the kids who can eat candy without dying.

That could be pretty terrible.

Seen one Amod, you've seen them all.

Stupid kids ruin it for everyone.

Are they less sour now or are we more sensitive to sour when we're kids?

C'mon, man. That shit was funny...

Totally agree here. I had to go back to using the Wii U pad instead of the pro controller, because the motion controlled aiming was just much better.

Lay off picasso, Lulz. He's already a hideous monster.

@Picasso3 I hope you don't mind me sharing one of your pics, since you seem to be avoiding it.

Yeah, that 3 piece samurai one is bad-ass.

We'll be here for you when you're ready.

Do you work on a cruise ship or are you on vacation on a cruise ship?

C'mon... Not even a little bit?

Slightly related, does anyone have a good online store for custom framing?

I was going to make fun of her post there, but then again I'm on the internet shitposting like 36 hours of the work week.

It's time to exit the closet, Frenzied. We are accepting of all lifestyles here.

Nah. I'm down to see that butthole, though.

Why saw your face off when you have a shotgun?

Great. I had suppressed that memory...

Congrats, @Jozu - I won't hold you to the Craisin thing. I don't want another Snuggie debacle.

I ran ethernet all up in my attic to wire my house. It was the worst. My attic is really a crawlspace, and it's about 12,000 degrees up there. That said, I'm glad I did it.

Let's not get ridiculous now...

Doesn't Maraca guy say where to find him when you first meet him and he takes off? Granted, I forgot where he said... Time flies by when I play this game.

Welcome back @Tanoomba Let the triggering commence! Congrats @Marmac