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  1. Zapatta

    Hawaii

    You are doing your due diligence, I was trying to make sure everyone people dreaming of a $35K land rush knew what they were getting into. It's very rural and undeveloped. 1 koki frog coming out of your PC speaker doesnt convey the sound of 20 of them pumping out 80-90 db all night. Its hard...
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    Hawaii

    that lot will have zero infrastructure on or anywhere near it. plan and paying big coin to get power brought in and setting up catchment for water which wont be potable because of lead from the volcano out gassing. You can go osmotic and UV filters, but I still wouldn't drink it and most locals...
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    Spectre (2015)

    From the interviews I have seen with Craig talking about Bond, the reason he is so love-hate about the franchise is he is directly involved in every element of the film, he is the yea / nay on alot of what ends up on screen . Pre-production, locations, layouts of action sequences, he apparently...
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    Marvel's The Inhumans

    unwatchable, I tried. I bet everyone involved will be happy when the plug is pulled so they can not work on something more poorly made than the PBS version of Spiderman.
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    How to Suck Your Own D$ck (NSFW, duh)

    Shonuff = Lyrical? IIRC Lyrical is the guy who takes gas station dick pills to make sure his balls completely drain when they fire. So it sounds lilke his self-felating might be more about the destination than the journey.
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    Hawaii

    That and the Big Island are the only places left worth visiting in Hawaii. Skip Oahu and Maui, they are shit holes now.
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    Hawaii

    While you are in the neighborhood go shit in Zuckerberg's mailbox for me. Thanks in advance.
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    How to Suck Your Own D$ck (NSFW, duh)

    Insert 'better to go fuck yourself' joke.
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    Real Estate Agents - Anyone have this career?

    commission is around 5% split between buyer and sellers agents I think, average home cost on Oahu is $800K. It's a decent chunk of change. BUT competition in Hawaii Real Estate is insane.
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    Real Estate Agents - Anyone have this career?

    For god sake learn the island. Also the language. Not joking when I say you should buy and read this cover to cover. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004UBFVEK/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1 NoAc ! Fucking haole!
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    The House Plants Thread

    He's legit, I spent 3 summer running pruning loppers and chainsaws in a 50 acre Black Walnut tree farm. Minimizing knot size and correct pruning for fast healing is paramount. Timing is also a big deal, late April was when we did most of the pruning so the cuts would have enough time to heal...
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    Chthonic-anemos AMA?

    It's like a deadman switch. I get worried about his health and safety when he hasnt tagged anything I posted in a day.
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    jayrebb needs a damn avatar

    @Mario Speedwagon force your will of the people upon @Drakurii
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    Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

    I saw the original Bladerunner in the theater, I was way under age and my parent had to check me in with the manager. Big Screen with real sound, for its time it was a mind blowing film. Maybe it didn't age well. But a decade later I got out of a cab in Roppongi Tokyo on a rainy night looked...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Yeah, thats the one day the place looks like that a year, the other 364.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Ralphie May, dead at 45.

    He was pretty funny when he first started, but he did shitty on Ross' Roast Battles. I hope Jeff roasts his fat ass at the wake, figuratively not literally, his outside would be ashes before you could ever get the center to a bloody rare.
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    jayrebb needs a damn avatar

    Nah by the subtext of the description you pay them a consult to make your new buildings as unfriendly to Muslim occupants sensibilities as possible without baiting them into attacking. It's a fine line to walk without proper guidance, They are upcoming in a growth market. I'm investing.
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    Google service alternatives

    Max Nix, they already labeled me a Nazi. Their auto-fill was intentionally trying to exacerbate it. I got so many WTF search suggestions, I am sure they are trying to build some kind of No Fly list or hot sheet to forward to .gov. If you surf /pol and pull pics to drop into imgur you'll see...
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    Google service alternatives

    If your search engine cant match the correct thumbs to its porn videos you fail as a search engine company. Hell Bing gives you mouse over pre-view clips. I keep thinking of all their big projects they have announced got balls deep into and then cancelled. Someone need to compile a list, it's...
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    RIP Tom Petty

    Rarely saw him without a cigarette in hand. He should have smoked whatever brand that is keeping Keith Richards alive.
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    Google service alternatives

    No Coin or AntiMiner - Coin Miner Blocker Free Porn Search Engine - HD streams - Pron.tv is upfront about it, they remove all ads once you solve enough hashes.
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    Master Race

    China should be way darker than that.
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    Google service alternatives

    I was running Opera, trying Vivaldi now. Opera seems to have a mem leak, it would get sluggish and I would get mem warnings. But for all I know it because everyone and their mother is now tapping your browser to mine bitcoins. adding the extension to nerf that shit was first thing I put on Vivaldi.
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    The Snowman (2017)

    He said Harry Hole ....
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    RIP Hugh Hefner

    I missed my shot to go to the mansion 2X for day time fund raisers. regrets
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    The Delicious Candy Thread

    all the super sour candies are a pussy level clones of old school japanese stuff from the 80s. they were insanely sour, walks right up to the edge of intolerable. lot of kids couldnt handle em when I was growing up. Cola flavor was good too.
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    The Delicious Candy Thread

    I shop at asian mom-n-pop markets a lot, their produce is far superior and cheaper than chains. I always grab a bag of these, they are so fucking good. You have to make sure they havent been on a shelf for 2 yrs, they get rock hard and awful.
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Didn't Variisr announce he was wasting his time here and say he was gonna fuck back to where ever? Pretty sure that occured more than once over the history of the thread. I guess he went to the Chris Roberts school of following through...
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    How to Eat a Loaded Baked Potato

    Even the guy who has only ever had Taco Bells version of 'steak' knows better.
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Please inform us how many applied for and received a refund.
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    How to Eat a Loaded Baked Potato

    I love me a potato, but recently I no longer desire any starch. for some reason my body has decided it's not hungry for carbs, I dont know why. I have been craving shit tons of beef, fish and greens, I also stopped seasoning things beyond a quick shot of kosher salt before cooking. I ate 5 half...
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    Harry Dean Stanton dead at 91

    Harry Dean Stanton dead at 91
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Rookie move. Any pro would find a toilet type /sit and /log at the end of every session.
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Suspected? That fucktard was trying to sell it like it was a new car. He had full press packet copypasta on hand for every occasion. He was probably promised free ships and a Playboy mansion space station for how hard he was working it. Fucking Space Amway.
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Hmm I forgot I still had minor cash sunk in this. I'll wave the refund if Roberts wife signs up to get triple teamed on Blacked.com
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    What IP would make a great MMO?

    The old Thieves World books had an awesome world that would have made a good MMO IP. Also Harrison's Stainless Steel Rat IP would have been fun Sci-Fi. And ofc Blade Runner / William Gibson. Projeckt Red has my cyberpunk coming soon. just not an MMO. There was a Tad Williams Otherworld MMO...