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1st day you should teach everybody how to build a Fifi, so you don't end up being the Fifi.

Flips will work for free in Dubai just to get the fuck out of the P.I. They make Mexicans look extra lazy.

I was told that crew is not allowed above deck during off hrs. I was told if you fired they confine yoi to cabin til they port. Like a submarine your bunk has 2 other people who sleep in it when you aint in it. Also zero tolerance for fraternizing with guests. I had a friend who was a...

I know a few people who have. Below decks off hours is the ghetto house party you would expect. The stories I heard were a cross between living in a closet sized frat house and being an inmate in a super max prison. A chick I know used that as a spring board to the merchant marines. She ended...

I thought fine dining was all about how close to the flirty whore line your server will tip toe for the big % before your GF gets pissed and declares 'we are never eating here again"

May 1st is for Commies. The 5th is for Mexicans. He has to pick one to align with, Trump isnt making new holidays for diversity sake.

In fairness it was headed toward the rocks.

impossible hypothetical. I can only get hard for other people's moms, not my own. Also. Spin move.

I feel like the wind was taken out the sails of this thread.

My guess is number 1 is someone elses cabin. Followed up with no one can see thru jacuzzi bubbles.

Settle down Sandusky.

I love going to places where I dont speak the language, don't know where anything is. Its a heightened sense of reality. Like feeling around in the dark with a chance of getting stabbed and robbed. It challenging and really makes you feel like you arent a huge pussy.

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That is the upside of being old and being a home owner. You can buy great food / drinks, have friends over get fat and shitty drunk. Apartment dwellers are the ones forced to dine out and over pay.

If any of you guys hasn't watched this on netflix, add it to your list. I want a chunk off one those baby elephant sized cows from Spain..

Nothing easier to cook correctly than a steak. Who the fuck goes to Peter Luger's to drop $200 for a $30 piece of meat. Buy a cast iron pan and some grass fed butter and hit a good wholesaler for some dry aged beef.

That sounds like you are buying a cabin on the Achille Lauro. I get nervous when I have to hop a small ferry in Asia, those fuckers go down all the time, taking people and their livestock to a watery grave.

Cruise packages are pretty spendy, the Trailer Park crowd is hitting 6 flags or a water park, not going on ocean voyages.

I have never taken a cruise, but the one thing you hear everyone say is the food is always great. So if you want to spend your holiday laying around getting drunk and fat I can see the appeal. But I can do that at my house no need to hop on a boat. Personally I like hitting Asian big cities...

Now we are brainstorming. Have the group of girls think they are going to a Festival in Dubai but are dropped into Raqqa. Get Segal , Stallone, Van Damme to play the Dads doing the Under Siege / Taken thing.

There is your spec script right there. A group of Chick Hipsters sign up for a Fyre Festival and end up dropped off at a Gathering of the Juggalos. Think, Sex in the City meets Deliverance.

The biggest irony of Yatch Owners is they never actually sail on them. The Captain drives the boat to where ever Mr. MegaBucks is going to fly in on his Gulf Stream. They are just a portable claustrophobic mansion.

Trashier than a shit tier atoll in the Bahamas with no running water and FEMA tents?

It's called 'Bottle Service" and its for faggots who wanna play American Inventor rich for the night.

Why rent a resort when you can just put everyone on a yatch? People having been doing a better version of this 'festival' for 25 yrs in one form or another. Monsters of Rock Cruise 2018 • Coming Soon

My local Walgreens has 4 shelves dedicated to As Seen on TV shit. Prices are better than if you order. I think I have seen a bunch of it on amazon lighning deals too. I think Oxyclean is the only thing I ever bought and I was happy to support Billy Mays coke habit.

Well they all agreed that Tom sings worse than Mark. And I saw them in the Tom days.

Guess even their fan club seems to admit they can't sing. Marks Horrendous Singing Live.

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Saw them on the Warp Tour they were awful. NoFx and the Vandals kicked ass on the same stage. Same sound system. Sometimes you can blame venue or the mix. They just sucked and didn't seem drunk. The Vandals were drunk as fuck and awesome.

Having seen Blink live in the 90s, I feel its safe to say every gig they play is a disaster. Singing flat and playing out of tune. And not in a cool punk way. Probably worst live show I have seen.

Somebody show her how to use a Coin Star machine, she'll think she is at The Bellagio.

I have a friend who in his 20s started out promoting club events and over a two or three yrs worked up to doing a small local 4 band all day concert mini-festival each summer. It took a solid 12 months of planing to make it happen. And it is boring as fuck, lots of meeting lawyers and tons...

Where is the poll option for reporting only PMs? Spam PMs from drunks in the shaw should be reported so the mods know they screwed up on their mandate to be faggots.

A tank system is way less hassle. Smoktech makes best tanks. They even make an all in one that looks like a pipe so less gay. SMOK®

24 mg is unfiltered 18 is regular 12 is light cigs. In a Mouth to lung they are doable. But more nic = worse flavor. In straight to lung 12 and down is plesant. Sub Ohm direct to lung style vaping delivers way more 'smoke' so nic content doesnt need to be as high. RDAs require maintaince. Re...

The HIT is part machine, part juice base and part niicotine content. More nic more throat burn like a cig. Juice base google VG/PG ratio. More VG less throat 'hit'. VG = clouds PG = flavor and throat hit. Also google Mouth to Lung that is how cigarettes are smoked and how most shift to vaping...

He was probably raised in a closet.

Wow this is still going ?? This is like Geocaching but with a human. Or Where's Waldo with a homeless costume. Yeah whatever is broken in this fuckers head is 100% from his dad telling him he was a faggot that didn't matter to the world.