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  1. Eomer

    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    It"s not a good situation, no. I was against hiring him to begin with, but my bro went ahead and did it anyway. They may both be on the way out this winter, we"ll see. But as far as that specific incident went, the safety officer had been goading and needling him for a couple weeks on some stuff...
  2. Eomer

    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    My safety officer and one of our journeyman got in to a yelling match one morning in the back shop. They had already had a couple run-ins before this. The journeyman threatened to kick his ass if the safety guy talked to him as he did again. Safety guy came in to my office all upset and nearly...
  3. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    No, it"s funny regardless.
  4. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I think he said he lives in Kazakhstan, he"s from the US, and she"s Russian. Which is why most of us told him to get a food taster last time he posted, or to develop a resistance to polonium.
  5. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You don"t need to read any backstory. You just need to know that his woman was fucking insane.
  6. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Wait, what? Who did I get laid with? That sounds wildly inaccurate.
  7. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Shut the fuck up, the lot of you.
  8. Eomer

    Home buying thread

    Nothing, really. Someone with a mortgage would still be giving you a bank draft, which is basically cash anyway. And most people selling aren"t looking to move out the next day anyway. If the place is empty it might be worth a month of utilities and/or their financing costs if you take immediate...
  9. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah, you don"t have sex with her. She has sex with you. I forgot to mention that she"s also on at least one or two different anti-anxiety medications. Certified crazy. Just sucks I"m booked up the next couple weekends, otherwise I"d run down to Calgary to have some good times.
  10. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Got a phone call from Diane on Friday, the long time friend that I"ve messed around with a couple times over the past few years, but who lives 3 hours away. Right off the bat I can tell she"s drunk, and within a minute or two she says she"s broken up with her boyfriend of the past year or two. I...
  11. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Maybe you"re not aware of Aychamo"s history in this and other threads, but the guy was a serial one night stander prior to getting married. He might occasionally become extremely infatuated with a girl, but he"d drop her like an old habit after long and go bang a dozen others before stumbling...
  12. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I would agree with the regionality, for sure.
  13. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Refresh my memory, is that the Russian girl? If so, watch out for polonium in the salt shakers dude.
  14. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The girls I"ve known with a bit of a seepage problem ARE a bit self-conscious about it, but they"re also pretty understanding if you don"t make a big deal out of it and put something down. And I believe it"s one of the Ten Commandments that Woman Shalt Sleep on Thy Wet Spot.
  15. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    To be fair, he"s 26. I guess that"s technically late 20"s, but barely. And from the sounds of it, he"s about as emotionally mature as an 18 year old anyway. But yeah, very much agreed that in general there"s a pretty huge difference in maturity between 18-19 and the early to mid 20"s, even if...
  16. Eomer

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    It"s like a 10-12 drive for me, so no thanks.
  17. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    lol, it"s not like it"s anything new. People bag on people for the sake of it.
  18. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You know the ending to that story, right?
  19. Eomer

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    So for the third time the OP has said that UF is a real band: Or at least he says there that he thinks they"re all real bands, but doesn"t specifically mention UF.
  20. Eomer

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    lol, my bro"s got a friend with the same name. Best part? Last name: Jewel.
  21. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    lol, mom ain"t all that attractive, no deal. Just creeped her on Facebook, she"s actually 19 for a couple more weeks. Whoops.
  22. Eomer

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    Pretty sure the OP has commented that he knows most if not all of the bands, and they"re not made up. Seems like most of these bands are tiny little cover bands with day jobs that might only play gigs near where they live. It"s not shocking that they wouldn"t have much if anything out there on...
  23. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah see the thing is, I would have zero problem just sleeping with a 20 year old. Over the past couple years I"ve had a couple one nighters or bootie call type relationships with girls in their early 20"s. But being that she"s a friend"s daughter, that"s probably not kosher. I can"t see myself...
  24. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I was gonna say, why is she "breaking up" with you? I don"t mean her reasons. I mean why the fuck were you a "couple" to begin with? I guess she"s young and such, but christ you knew her for how long, a week or two, and you were already a couple? Maybe I"m way off on the timeline, but that"s...
  25. Eomer

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    Wait a second, all of the bands are now showing at least a couple dozen votes. Is that not suspect? Initially a couple of them were struggling to hit double digits, if that. More shenanigans?
  26. Eomer

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    I kind of feel bad for the OP, but at the same time this is all pretty swell. hahahaah
  27. Eomer

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    I clicked on Pig Benis" link:
  28. Eomer

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    *high five*
  29. Eomer

    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    lol, so true. Remember that story I told about my estimator who quit back in June? He emailed my bro the other day asking if he could come back. Not as an estimator, but back on the tools as a plumber. He left on reasonably good terms so my bro told him that it"s possible at some point, but...
  30. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Oh yeah, I"m not asking for people to e-detective this shit out and give me an answer about why it happened or anything. I just figured I"d relate the story because it"s very applicable to the thread, even if I don"t have a lot of details. From what I can tell, it"s entirely on the wife"s side...
  31. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    32. If by "party" you mean go fuck other dudes, I suppose it"s possible, but she doesn"t strike me as being like that. However if you mean just regular party, they"ve always been fun times, with the wife often being the life of the party. That"s mostly how I know them is from house parties...
  32. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Hung out with a friend last night, and was told something that really shocked me. Everyone"s group of friends has that couple that has dated each other since highschool and have the perfect life, home, and so on. I just found out that that couple in my group of friends is getting separated. They...
  33. Eomer

    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    One of the best ways to discourage theft and fraud is making it quite obvious that you are reviewing every single fucking piece of paper that goes in and out of the office. Every bank statement, invoice, payment, or transfer has my initials on it. I certainly don"t check every invoice in detail...
  34. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Don"t want to date, no, but I wouldn"t mind hitting it. I fail to see how putting her off for two months and then finally taking her to a concert with tickets I"m getting for free is much effort, though. She"ll probably even pay for dinner!
  35. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Xerxes as I"ve mentioned has a couple times asked to hang out but I"ve been busy, said I"d have to take a rain check etc., after about the third time I said I couldn"t make it she said something along the lines of "fine last time I"m asking, it"s up to you next time!" and something about if we...
  36. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Maybe he could have framed it more, uh, positively, but he"s got a point. 5"9" 200lbs is fairly overweight, 30-40lbs, and yet he"s commented that the only women who seem interested in him are often overweight as well. Unless he"s got other awesome things to draw girls in like...
  37. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    /nod
  38. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Depends how drunk I am. But seriously, I don"t know what the fuck Aladain is even fucking talking about. I repeatedly pointed out in regards to the latest girl I mentioned that I haven"t been the one texting her or trying to set things up, it was and is all her.
  39. Eomer

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    lol, christ some of you guys really seem to hate women. I just don"t see how she"s being an "attention whore." This is someone I"ve known for 5 years. Maybe not well, but she"s a friend. Never hung out much with her cause she was joined at the hip with her semi-dirtbag boyfriend nearly the...