Got a phone call from Diane on Friday, the long time friend that I"ve messed around with a couple times over the past few years, but who lives 3 hours away. Right off the bat I can tell she"s drunk, and within a minute or two she says she"s broken up with her boyfriend of the past year or two. I never met the guy, didn"t really know anything about him other than he was significantly older and lived in Toronto (4 hour flight, lol). Long story short she was hammered and telling me to come down to nail her, I said I couldn"t cause I had shit to do that weekend, but that she should talk to a couple mutual friends as they were in her town and going out for drinks, and got going.
Next day I get a text from on of the mutual friends, saying "your girlfriend is special". I saw him on Sunday and he told me that when she showed up at the bar, she was already the drunkest person there. He knew a bunch of the bouncers and manager, and they were asking him what to do about her as she was causing problems, he told them he didn"t care, do what they had to. At one point she kept asking him to kiss her, so she slapped him, then tried again, so he put his hand on her mouth, she bit him, then kneed him in the balls. I was laughing my ass off as he was telling me this, because it sounded par for the course for when she gets her drink on. She"s crazy when she"s sober, when she"s drunk it"s something to behold. He wasn"t sure how she got home or if she got thrown out, as he was pretty drunk too.
Either way she texted me asking for my bud"s phone number so she could apologize, I gave it to her, she said thanks, and I said that she should send me naked pics as thanks. I received the attached last night, and the message was "where"s my ring?" She"s kidding, mostly. I think. I told her that since there were no pink spots, she"d be getting CZ.