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He's said "I'm out of here" about 30 times in the last month.

I'm going to give you some real advice: If you feel the compulsion to post your RL pics in a thread as part of some sort of response to an argument, don't. Just abandon the thread at that point.

I, too, am an ace online poker player. Check out my battle-station setup. Don't be jealous, losers.

Yeah, I enjoy bitter. I like coffee with no sugar, bitter IPAs. I also like sports cars, sloppy vaginas and TV shows with no laugh tracks. I'm basically the total package.

Nah, Noodle swallows, so that rules out that theory.

Cad has joined the MSTU (Mutant Super Tasters Union).

Super taster does have a nicer ring to it than bitch-ass.

Nah, that's all these younger generation kids. I'm old enough that nobody gave a fuck that peanuts could kill me as a child.

I'll take my peanut allergy all day, erryday over your broken-tongue super tasting. A truly awful affliction.

At least the comments seem to be calling her out for the most part. `

When I was a teenager, I was very picky about how vaginas looked. After experiencing several different looking vaginas, I've found that I pretty much like them all. I'm cool with innies or outies, as long as it doesn't look like Predator without its mask on.

Was that like the 20th time that happened or do you just quit easily?

The face you make when Brad McQuaid might come out with another MMO and you couldn't even make one with 100s of millions of dollars:

Ugh, I'm so horngry right now.

Gotta' be street smart, so I can still shit-post with you first-world faggots.

Can't get pick-pocketed when it's in your front pocket! It's a very small wallet/bill fold. I don't have a George Costanza special.

Yeah, I don't get the complaints about this season at all. I'm really enjoying it. As for Tyrell, I can't see how he was really there. He's the most "wanted" man in the country and he's just standing outside bullshitting with Elliot.

Maybe it doesn't look good.

I have a small wallet and keep both it and my keys in my front right pocket. Phone in my left pocket. I don't really carry anything else on me.

I'm 40 and I've lost my house/car keys exactly 0 times in my entire life(and I abused drugs and drank myself into blackouts several times).

We get a bad rap. Most people are normal and well-adjusted like me.

You scurred as hell.

Come at me, homies. My shed is boobie-trapped.

So you sit down on that pile of shrapnel?!

@Lanx I can't imagine having all that shit in my pocket all the time.

This is very suspicious.

I would say that's the opposite of winning.

I think a Warrior could solo in EQ until level 3 or so.

@Amod This looks like a personal victory lap thread. Please rename.

I'm thinking pickup truck with space-cab, instead of a minivan. I'd likely keep the Z as well.

Show us yours, buddy!!!

Is this the suicide prevention thread?

There's always something available for that. Also, I barely drink beer these days, because I don't want to be fat.

I'm a minimalist. House key, mom's house key, mail key, storage room key and car FOB.

Rough electric passed. All drywall and mudding done last weekend/week. Primed and painted today and cut all the mounting rails for the Ikea cabinets. Whoever did the drywall work on the kitchen before me was fucking terrible. All the new and patched drywall I did looks very good. Not perfect...

5 years was my longest relationship, but it was on and off and tons of drugs were involved. I don't really think it even counts at this point. My current relationship is the 2nd longest. I've been with my current girlfriend just over 4 years. She's almost 3 months pregnant and we'll likely get...

Holy fuck. Does your corruption know no bounds?!