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Seems my name is common enough. They have a couple of correct street addresses and phone numbers (although not the address I've been at for 5+ years), and some of the contacts are correct (at least half are wrong), but they have totally wrong information for everything else, particularly work...

Sure, it can be great for picking up chicks, but if you need to stop some villain in mid-town Metropolis, you gotta park your dolphins somewhere and call up some giant crabs or something else not as awesome.

No offense, but I was jerking it to that porn video ten years ago. Her name is "Hannah", or at least the name the vids were under.

I've read several Dan Brown books. While they weren't the greatest books I've ever read, they weren't terrible. I enjoyed them vastly more than books like The Strain and American Gods, for example, which are clearly more critically acclaimed books...just boring as fuck. Make fun of me all you...

It sounds like they are already a team when they are captured. Otherwise he wouldn't say, "They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy." They'll just get busted as a group, and then pressed into service by Glenn Close, probably for leniency/pardons. Whatever the timeline, I'm certain...

Make sure you either go on Saturday, or check to make sure they are open on Sundays. I could be misremembering since I've only been to Five Guys twice, but I seem to remember thinking I'd have been pissed if I drove all the way down there to find out it was closed. EDIT: It is possible it...

I'm sure we all can find issue with most of the multi-million dollar salaries, but what it boils down to is: what do I have to pay someone to do the job I want done? If it is CEO of a company, unfortunately sometimes it costs millions of dollars. Sure, I *could* hire someone for minimum wage...

Not to mention, the guys out in our shop welding in the 110 degree heat make less than $20 an hour, and I guarantee they work way fucking harder than a waitress ever has. And had to develop/train more specific skills as well. Obviously hard work doesn't always equate to earnings, but if people...

Just watched a pretty good webrip of this (Chinese subtitles are easy for me to ignore), and while I love Charlize Theron and this movie wasn't terrible, it was completely not what I was expecting from the trailers. I sort of thought it would be a bunch of random funny shit about people dying...

Just repeating the "Wow" that has already been said several times now. This has turned out to be fairly interesting with only a few groan-inducing moments (Lincoln is a bit too much of a deus ex, for example). And any show, CW or not, that has the balls to incinerate dozens of people on...

George Carlin. I think he'd fit in pretty well.

I was worried that my Synthesist might be seen as OP even though I'm trying my best to make it pretty generic, but then I listened to that new guy (Doran I believe) talk about all that crazy shit his race does, and I don't feel bad anymore! I shall be a god among men!

Oh, nope, haven't read Warbreaker yet. Damn, I guess that will be on my list next. Should have been anyway, but now I'll read it sooner. Thanks!

No, I didn't. I'm assuming the gif isn't her? I doubt her titties are that big, or that she was hangin' beav. But no, I didn't know that.

Tax rates have obviously climbed continuously pretty much everywhere in the US, but if you're bad at math an easy way is to double the tax. Unless you've got a weird bill that has a bunch of non-taxable items, it is going to give you somewhere between a 16-20% tip nowadays. I'm not math...

Close enough for a few fantasies at least.

Vaguely related:The Stand's apocalypse will be long and R-rated, like apocalypses should be The A.V. Club Not sure how to feel about it. If I didn't know he directed this I would probably be pretty happy. Then again, if I were given the opportunity to wear money hats at the expense of my...

Especially when you consider that I just now realized they play completely different commercials online!

Jesus, that looks exactly like a guy that works in the building across the parking lot. I already thought he was a tweaker, now I'm going to have that gif in my head every time I see him.

Motherfuck, it has to be him. I need to figure out a way to record it, but short of the old cassette tape method, I don't know how! EDIT: They have an online player, so I will record it and see if I can't snip out the commercial when it plays again and post it here.

It's extremely distracting that now the guy who plays Erlich is doing radio commercials for a smart home company (Vivint if you care). I have heard him at least once an hour for the past week or so now, and all I can think of is him getting out of the pool and flicking his hair back or...

Just finished Way of Kings and Words of Radiance, and wow. While I definitely knew that I was reading a LOT of pages, almost all of them were interesting and kept me wanting to read more. I really didn't even hate Shallan too much later on, although she's definitely my least favorite...

I hate to be dense, but what's wrong with a bluetooth mouse and Firefox? Seems like less effort than a Chromecast/phone or tablet.

I've posted somewhere in this thread previously it seems, so I'm sure I outlined my thoughts about tipping there, but I'm not gonna lie, if it is an attractive female that flirts with me, she's probably going to get a bigger tip (unless I'm clearly on a date or something) even though I know I...

What. The. Fuck. Man?!

Best bass ever!

You must have missed the Nair part then.

A little late I realize, but when you say the HTPC can't run Netflix for shit...why? Are you saying that if you open up a browser and start Netflix, it runs like shit? Or are you trying to use it through XBMC (which admittedly doesn't work for shit)? Other than ease of remote control, I can't...

What about someone like me that doesn't want to go to reddit, but enjoys seeing various high/lowlights brought to me by Fedor and others? I feel like you are raping me with your privilege!

Is it gay if I kind of want to see Kuriin's butthole now? Oh, on topic, I stopped reading that "logline" after a sentence or two because of how poorly worded it was. If you truly want someone to take it seriously, you might want to brush up on your writing skills a bit. A good idea (whether...

Overrated at the very least. I personally am not a fan, although she was actually a pretty good choice for the Hunger Games movies. She was just terrible for Mystique, and I couldn't stand her in American Hustle. Not sure I've seen her in anything else (still need to muster up the desire to...

Wait a minute, they made Psylocke an Omega? Christ.

Huh. I've never even heard of that movie until now, but I guess that would explain all the little girls. I just sort of assumed they were there for Maleficent, but this would make sense. I was pretty disappointed to see that there were probably less than 50 people in the theater for the...

Without actually going to both, or knowing someone that has, your best bet is usually the newer one. Unless recently renovated (which doesn't happen very often), theater seats eventually get pretty nasty in older theaters. Newer ones will probably be in better shape, and more comfortable (and...

Huh? There aren't any thought bubbles anymore? I have only read a couple of comics since the late 80s, and didn't realize this. What do they do now, just the square box in the corner?

Monica Nathalie Emmanuel

I loved it. It was pretty much everything I expected it to be. While I would never say no to Bill Murray in a movie, it had just the right blend of action and story (and enough humor in the right spots) for me. It had enough to balance out the truly depressing parts with at least a glimmer of...