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Have you ever thrown any silverware out on purpose? If not, then all of them have been on accident.

IMO, lean into it. I used to have that problem and I kept alcohol wipes nearby. Made sure to bust them out and wipe the screen down any time someone touched it with their greasy dick skinners. People got the message sort of. Those who could not learn eventually started cleaning the screen...

But that's the thing, according to that video from the refs, the signal isn't just waving your arms, it's supposed to be the hand signal and verbally saying report. I think the coaches thought it would be safe for him to wave his hands and as long as he didn't say anything, it wouldn't be an...

Disagree with ya there. They were clearly trying to confuse the defense RE who was eligible. If there was any way for us to know, I'd be willing to bet they coached him to run in waving his arms. They had been setting it up throughout the game by having him be the eligible lineman until it...

And you accused me of not even seeing the play. I know the announcers said it looked like 3 linemen were reporting, but I only heard 1 number. It might be a grey area whether #68 was covered up, but #58 and #70 were both clearly covered up making it an illegal formation if 58 had reported. If...

I thought kobayashi was a cowboy fan. Are we supposed to be dogpiling? Was that posted here? Don't think I saw it.

After seeing that again, I didn't realize he made the announcement before they even went to the huddle. So much for the whinging about not being able to correct it because time was running out. Oh, a fucking ryan? Forget what I said. He was probably lying.

It's crazy that the linemen just run up and say "report". That's what 68 says he did in that press conference, "I went to the ref and said report." They purposely had extra linemen at the ref when he simply heard someone yell "report". God damn you for making me defend those refs, but fuck if...

We're looking at the same picture and seeing it different. Can you admit that it's close? I never played receiver so I never had to deal with the minutia of exactly where the "the line" was for purposes of lining up. But my recollection is that if any part of your body was even with or...

Back when gift cards were a new thing, you used to be able to get them for less than face value. Like $75 for $100 mall bucks. I'm still in shock that people buy those things for even money. With one exception. We buy grocery store gift cards for a druggie niece with kids. And we have to...

Doesn't really matter if he reported, the dude was also covered up. If he had reported it would have just been a different penalty. That's my nomination for the dumbest rule in the NFL, and I'm not just saying it because it hurt the cowboys. I've said it when it went in our favor too. If...

@Bandwagon and @BoozeCube

At first I thought she was another old companion who had maybe parted on bad terms or had forgotten about the Dr (she made a comment that she'd hoped to never see another call box again). But I looked her up and other than playing an alien a few years back, that actress hasn't been in Dr Who...

I love Christmas music, but it's rustling my jimmies lately that people who hate Christmas music seem to have gotten their hooks into the stations that switch formats for December. Over the past few years they're playing less of the classics and more shitty versions of the classics. Don't get...

How long does it take to unattune an item? There are detrimental effects that only take effect when the item is attuned, so I guess it's intended that you can choose to unattune if needed. I see it's typically 60 minutes to attune, but it looks like unattuning is instantaneous since it's...

Big bad guy played the liquid terminator back in his youth. They checked into the hotel under alises. Neagley used Sara Conner, Reacher used the name of an obscure yankee player I can't remember. Henchman#1 was like "What the fuck are these names?" T-1000 was like, "obviously he's using an...

screenshots or it didn't happen. Edit: To be clear, I mean nudes of your wife. We've seen the screenshots of the hoors.

We're so fucking good we clinched a playoff spot by losing a game. Now we coast into the playoffs and treat the rest of the season like pre-season. Expect out starters to play about a half in each game.

No he's a boring old human. I never would have played a human unless it was a pregen. But I agree savage attacks sounds like what I was thinking. Perhaps in that first session there was a half orc and that's why it got stuck in my head.

I always took needing to turn on subtitles as a sign of getting old. But recently I've been rewatching old TV shows like Fall Guy and it dawned on me that I don't need subtitles for those. In fact I turn them off because they tend to block out Heather Thomas's ass. Everything they say is...

Dammit. I spent 10 minutes trying to come up with a good rhyme for dak. How did I miss that one?

I'm a sucker for lighthearted movies about hope and brighter futures. I'm in.

And the second sentence overdelivered

Probably. I was thinking they might kind of assign 2 teams to each city and every other year one of those teams would play a 'home' game there. That should begin to build a sort of fanbase in those countries and maximize merch sales. With an odd number of games, at least that would even up...

Wait, is that why the new dr was pantsless? I guess that would make sense, but tennet wasn't shirtless during the game of catch, was he? I can't find any screen grabs of the game at the moment. Not that I liked the new Dr's legs, but I was hoping that would remain his official uniform for...

back when I opened my first bank account, they asked me if anyone else was authorized to make deposits or withdrawals. I paused and said "I mean, anyone who wants is authorized to make deposits, but only me for the withdrawals".

When I'm watching kids, I like to load them up on sugar and caffeine just before their parents come to pick them up. Now I'm wondering if I watch bandwagon's kid and didn't know it.

How's that even go? "I'm a bad bitch" me: Squinty eyes "So we both agree you're a bitch?"

Hearing rumors that mccarthy wasn't really in the hospital to have his appendix removed last week. It was actually a rectal craniectomy. Seems like there might be some validity to the rumor given that he kicked some fucking field goals last week instead of always going for it on 4th down...

whatever. You never use 90% of the shit they try to teach you anyway. How are we supposed to know which 10% is important?

American Inventorball thread https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/nba-2023-24-season-thread-the-lakers-lose-america-wins.14766/unread Unacceptable. Change the topic to how mahomes would have fared guarding Punahou High School in December 1941. Compare him to a real man like Ken Jacobson...

I wish you faggots would take your gay orgy to the American Inventor ball thread.

Mountain Dew is code for moonshine, right? Your sentence makes more sense if it's moonshine. But I'm not sure what pepsi is code for. Rat poison?

Which TI? If it was possible with the 81s nobody knew about it or how to do it. In college most people had 85s and, again, as far as I know no one knew how to do it with them either. Even the math profs who were supposed to be experts with the calculators didn't seem to know.

Was toney concussed or something? I didn't think you could make it to the NFL and be too dumb to line up.

I remember I had a sharp while everyone else had TIs. The teachers told me the sharp would do the job but I was on my own figuring out how because they had no clue. The great thing about the sharp was that I could write BASIC programs with it. To this day, I have no idea what the intended...

bro I literally said that. The cool kids all called it wolf3d because that's what the file was named.

I used to have this awesome calculator that calculated your biorhythms. My dad was pissed at me for no reason one day so I calculated his biorhythm and showed it to him to prove it had nothing to do with me, it was just biorhythms! He smashed the calculator against the wall and I was still...

I don't get the bills jihad references. What did I miss?

yeah I didn't realize they were released so close either. But there were other wolfenstein games before wolf3d basically invented the FPS format. So it's not surprising that it feels older.