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Holy shit, is this a current picture of her? The caption on the video is calling her alissa mccommons, but the name in the article is Melissa Marie Curtis. Is the video about a completely different case? Note I didn't listen to the video. They say she was 22 when she did the abuse and is...

He seems to have really thin skin.

Mechanics I know all love fords. Especially the diesels. Ford's put food on their tables. When a dodge diesel rolls in, he probably just needs an oil change. When a Ford Diesel comes in, that's gunna be a good Christmas. Is your dad a professional/commercial mechanic or is it more of a...

And I answered you in a non name calling way. You're nominated because you're an asshat. Maybe you just don't understand what an asshat is. You seem to think it's 'child-tier name calling' when it is, in fact, a word with a generally agreed upon definition.

Does @Bodhy even know this thread exists?

You forgot to underline your vote. You can still edit it before he does the count.

Haven't heard of that. But I know they will lie on the report to avoid them too. Take it in for a clicking sound while driving down the road. They can't find a problem but they change your oil, so the oil change gets recorded as the reason you came in instead of the actual complaint. If...

I don't care who wants to win it or who's pretending to want to win it. I'm just voting for the bigger asshat. Araysar vs. Dicktrickle - Bet welcher and extremely easy to troll. It's not even fun anymore. Lightning Lord Rue vs. frenzied wombat - He gives off some real small dick energy...

Bro, one's a fed, the other is a cop. Which one are you calling a pig? When you start the charity up, I have some old socks I will donate. They're kinda stiff but that should make them easier for him to put on.

nope. he's posting in the nominations thread.

Oh yeah. That's simple. It's because you're an asshat. Keep in mind, being nominated for asshat of the year doesn't mean you are the asshat of the year. Just that you are an asshat and deserve to be in the running. I just wanted to make sure you weren't hung up on the 'of the year' part. I...

Slowbro, you just make me want to troll you flat earth shit too.

So what will you do first? Make the dealership fix that fuckup, or get the transmission fixed?

Wait till later. That way there's a chance you will die and we won't have to hear about it.

I feel like this one is more about debunking the moon landing than the ball earth theory.

I know the names of 2 trannies and I learned them both here. Baily Jay and Manessa. Come to think of it, "Manessa riding cock, dick flopping" would have been funnier. If I weren't lazy, I'd go back and edit that post. Plus, now I can't decide whether to use Manessa, or Scuba Steve ...

Who accused him of autism? He's a bet welcher. I don't think bet welching is on the 'tism scale.

Da fuk are you talking about? Of course I remember it, I'm a cowboy fan. That's why I was following the bet from the beginning. The bet was who would have the higher QBR (I think or maybe some bullshit offshot stat of the QBR) between cutler and romo. Anyway, you seem salty. Maybe you...

That's a lie. It might have been forced on you by amod, but if it was, you changed it back before you ran away. You act like I wasn't there and part of it all. We checked your old posts while you were being a bitch. You were not wearing the avatar. I am not wearing a putin avatar. I am...

I actually thought he was talking about that stupid looking light bulb on the right. Then I scrolled down a little and saw kwai chang kang hanging out and now I'm not sure which one he is referring to.

oh sure. Sure sure sure. Except that one time that you ran away instead of wearing the cutler avatar that I'm currently wearing. And you still haven't worn it, not even while you were hiding on reddit. So even if your current avatar is a result of losing a bet, you're still nothing but a...

To be more specific, it's all about how you are a bet welcher. Or at least you were ... why are you wearing tuco's avatar? Did you lose that bet and decide to pay what you owe for once in your miserable existence?

That's why you hunt in pairs. Someone has to be the wingman.

I'll have you know my avatar has proven to be effective eraser repellent. He rarely responds to me since I started using it.

I just started rewatching it last month. I gotta say, if they use the theme song, I am in.

Block element sounds like a good idea. I'm going to block mercury to protect myself from vaccines. Fuck Hg, man.

That's still not efficient enough. Too much time wasted finding then loading the gif. We need to be like the Tamarians and describe the gif. Bailey Jay. Dick flopping.

damn. not even a whole day to vote. So fuck anybody who doesn't live on the forum or who has weekend plans I guess.

Also, What's d4?

People keep saying that. It's like you don't understand what an asshat is. If they could turn it off, they wouldn't be asshats.

You sounds like a robot Ableist asshole. What about those of us who are deaf in one ear and can't hear out the other?

No. I'm not voting for the tryhard fedboi because it will bring attention to is cause. Thank you for allowing me to clear that up.

I just did a captcha that asked me to select all squares containing a motorcycle. It was a picture of a moped. My jimmies were about to be rustled, but I decided "Fuck you, I'm not going to call a moped a motorcycle" and clicked skip. Apparently that was the right answer because it let me in...

That's exactly why they forbid charging the customer the card fee. The only place I ever see them do that is in the gun world, and even then it's officially "Price shown reflects a 3% discount for cash". I'm all for it. No need to punish the vendor for my laziness. When they don't have a...

Go ahead and tell me. I'd like to see you try. Just wait till the next page and vote again. It's the democrat process! Probably because no cares about him.

Zaara vs. Dicktrickle - Zaara is cool. Dick will lose the next round. Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule - he knows what he did ... vs. frenzied wombat - we just need to get that stupid ... name off the list. Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon - Indy's avatar creeps me out. Need to get him out of the...

ITS A GLANDULAR PROBLEM!

I was thinking that maybe the only funny vag ever was Oprah Winfrey's Minge in South Park. Even that had a dude's voice.

Yes. Vaginas aren't funny. Vagina bearers aren't funny. Penises and penis bearers can be funny. Name me one funny vag (not counting the smell).

Oh shit, skeleton crew has urkel. Instant motherfucking classic. I completely missed that. Got a screen grab or a clip?