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  1. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    yes Back when coke changed their formula and it was undrinkable, this was a common exchange What do you want to drink? coke what kind? Dr Pepper
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    You mean sliders? Hell, I always used the 3 terms interchangeably. I thought it if had anything across the heel it was a shoe.
  3. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Wait, there's a difference between a flip flop and a sandal?
  4. Hoss

    RL Picture Thread

    Does that mean you got pics of her butthole?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I've never used draw. I just use calc for excel files and write for word docs. For pdfs I use foxit and MS paint for bmps, jpgs, etc. I don't actually know what most of the programs in the suite can do.
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    RL Picture Thread

    Is that some sort of corn cannon? Why didn't you talk about the corn cannon?
  7. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Need to see her in a bikini to determine proper sentencing.
  8. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    LibreOffice here. Open Source and Free. So far, 100% compatible with the M$Office garbage we use at work.
  9. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    I bet she looks more like the first picture than the second when she starts slamming white wines.
  10. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    3rd thing to note, dice trays exist. It's like a portable arena where your dice can fight. Speaking of dice damaging things, I have a set of spiky metal dice. I looked for the link yesterday but I can't remember where I bought them. After a couple of session I started noticing little dents...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    If it wasn't labeled, I would have guessed it was the dynasty or dallas theme song.
  12. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm sure when you add up what you've paid in rent and mortgage over the years, whatever pittance she's paid will pale in comparison. So if she wants to get paid for the carpet and paint, take it out of that amount. Not sure what legal legs you have to stand on, but maybe before she goes...
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    The D&D thread

    I like my metal dice. You can find them on amazon. I recently bought my wife some gemstone dice and some acrylic aquatic themed dice cause she likes that stuff. Etsy has some good cheap stuff. Tiger eye is a cool looking gem stone too...
  14. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    BTW, I meant to say HAD a Christian video store. It would be hilarious of it was still there, but it's probably not.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I have a dehumidifier on my cpap, but I rarely use it. I probably fill it up 2-3 times a year.
  16. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I checked into a hotel last night. When I got there, there were 2 people in front of me, so I whipped out my phone and started playing games. I don't know about you guys, but even when I'm the only one in line and have a reservation, I think my record for being checked in is 5 minutes. (Not...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    hah. We have a christian video store near us that edited everything too. It sounded terrible to me so I never even went inside. But I do know they lasted longer than the blockbuster and the hollywood video down the street.
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    What tickles your pickle

    That's a battle I won with IT years ago. Of course, I was willing to buy my own goddamn laptop if they didn't give me rights to install shit because it was annoying me too. If they suddenly decided to lock the laptop down today, I would probably just switch everything to virtual machines though.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    My wife says I need a knee pillow. IMO she should be my knee pillow, but she's wrapped up in her own cocoon of blankets. I used to toss and turn until I started using a CPAP. It tends to get loose if you change positions. The best advice I got for using one was to put it on and watch TV for...
  20. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I don't think so. It's a memory foam. You don't get any better than that.
  21. Hoss

    Ahsoka

    Just proof at how good Zahn is at subtlety. He's playing politics to salvage the character.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Proof that even a broken clock is right twice a day. astr0 is finally right about something. There's no doubt that I'm super straight. Unrelated YKYGOW you can't sleep all night spooning your wife without your hip hurting the next morning. Or maybe it's because I'm fat. But it's probably...
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    Ahsoka

    Every character they brought over from rebels is fucking terrible. Nothing like the originals. Well, except thrawn, at least he only looks bad. In Rebels he was an overconfident idiot too. I wish they wouldn't massacre thrawn like that. I guess Timothy Zahn is the only person who knows how...
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    The D&D thread

    How fancy do you want to get? If you have a printer you can buy some card stock and print your own.
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    What tickles your pickle

    lol used on golf courses. Reminds me that I worked on a few golf courses that were watered with the effluent non potable water from shit plants. I never realized they used shit so much on golf courses. Maybe that's why they attract assholes.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    This isn't the 'ask a faggot thread'
  27. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Pretty sure everyone sees / hears dildo the first time. Not sure if it's intentional.
  28. Hoss

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Consider that stole. Gunna start telling everyone that Micah's middle name is Vincent.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Wait, so hercule poirot is michael jackson? Or do you mean only one black man has ever learned it?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Is it possible to learn this power?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    how does poirot keep his shoes and white clothes so clean while walking around in that red dirt? He must use that flyswatter to create a shield around himself.