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I came here to see how big of a turd this was. stahp. You're not going to make me like dahomey.

Since we're brainstorming evil things to do with carts ... Was it in a cart narc video where he tie wrapped a cart to someone's door handle? I liked that one. Put some lube or lotion on the handle so the next person who touches it gets slimed.

And here we see a carnivore trying to make his meat taste like vegetables.

Push your cart into the path of someone who is about to leave. Why take a chance on their being a cart narc on duty? Make your own cart narc!

Just wait till he gets alimony. You'll turn sweet on him again.

Twitter posts. You read the headline 3 fucking times for some reason. Big headline picture .... so I think, hey that's interesting, lets read more .... Small headline with the exact same info as the big headline regular text with the same fucking info as the small and large headlines half a...

After watching this last game, I retract my statement that they've been solid. They were straight up fucking manhandled by the redskins.

lol a cop. He should be very tolerant of fucksticks being unsafe with firearms. I wonder if he just bans LEO from the range.

Why is the design on the wall moving down? It could be changing angles, but if you look at the door jamb in the first 2 pics they are in basically the same place but the design is lower.

She probably said two like tow in her heavy valley girl accent. I didn't notice it, but it's possible. For real? You don't understand why the show runners are making her look extra flat chested and all the comments about she-hulk's nice tits didn't give you a clue? Maybe something along the...

Had the day off so I decided to shoot some guns. 5 rifles. Needed to test some ladder loads in one, sight in some others, and stress test another one. Got them all loaded up in the truck, loaded up the ammo and the gun cart. Went to the range where I'm a member, went in and got a lane, then...

Yeah that's nowhere near the worst

I don't know about the o-line. This group has been surprisingly solid and we're due to get some top tier players back soon.

Two huge differences. 1. Dak's lack of turnovers was because he was lucky. At least 3 times a game he had a shitty throw that went through a defender's hands. Rush isn't doing that. 2. Dak was not checking out of plays at all that first year. Maybe that was the OC's fault. Rush was in...

Madisynn isn't even that cute. She showed up at wong's holding a still beating heart though. She's pretty badass.

I remember one time my uncle thought he was having a heart attack. We were so far out in the boondocks that we just jumped in my truck and got to the hospital quicker than the ambulance could have gotten to us. But once at the hospital we found out that if you drive yourself in they just...

We need to see more of that shape-shifter. That seems like a power with a lot of potential.

Anyway back to the show. I guess now the wrecking crew knows to get her drunk as jen and then maybe they can get some blood? But then I started thinking, if you got a guy dating her, surely he'll eventually be able to steal a used tampon.

Pretty accurate representation of women. Are you mad at the accuracy? Again, pretty accurate representation of women. But also, don't you remember she only counter sued because her boss told she had to? Did we see the super suit? I remember him saying he would make one and she didn't want...

Also, the pettiness of her arch rival is fucking hilarious to me because it's true. Super powered but she's still just a petty jealous cunt. I'm going to trademark your name. That's something I'd expect to see on ATHF or Venture Brothers.

no jokes? Sure OK, I guess it's not a joke when she has to call a parade of terrible dates to the stand. But it's still funny. You'll have to give me examples of 'being all over the place in tone and plot' and 'stuff that ... makes no sense from episode to episode'. I haven't seen anything...

That was actually very realistic. Have you ever been to a wedding? Bitches be crazy on a normal day. A bridezilla can hit over 9000 no problem. Show is good. Some of you have some deep seated trauma that keeps you from enjoying simple shit. I feel bad for you. Maybe try some therapy...

Based on that story, looks like the jumbotron showed the offensive coordinator's playsheet. Wild ass guess. Lets see if we find out the jumbotron operators used to work for new england.

I think we know what you mean.

If they give you any guff, pull out your credentials. or this if it's more appropriate

I said authorize yourself dumbass. You're a taxpayer, so you paid for it all.

Authorize yourself to use it. I think they only put those signs up as a way of saying you're 100% responsible if you get stuck or cause an accident.

huh? he's the polar opposite of pratt. Who thinks pratt is anti gun and anti life?

Amazon has the cowboys and redskins on new years eve eve. I look forward to much pixilation and general bullshit.

I know I haven't been paying attention, but is amazon prime really the only way to see thursday night football this year? Is it complete fucking garbage like the other times I've tried to stream a live game?

He did a good enough job with coming to america that I expect this to be good too. I'm in.

Is this like how Jerry Jones is no longer the Cowboy's GM?

My only problem with this is no mention of the mosquitos.

You mean this? Taken from the stupid celebrity thread.

That's actually better than I remember the rest of the songs being. But still pretty bad.

I did. I read all the fine print and decided it was a good deal. The cost after the initial penny was still less than I would have had to pay in the record store. I had asked my parents what they thought and they were impressed that I'd read all the fine print so they approved. Now, where...

Looks like it might be a good position if the guy has too much dick for the girl. I've only had one girl where that was a problem and she was a large woman who I would not have wanted on top of me. I may try it with my wife, but I think I'm already too old and fat to be that flexible.

A real virus protection program would uninstall windows immediately.

I'm assuming this would be funny if I recognized the song. Unrelated.

My hope is that he saw someone he could fire quickly once Sean Payton was available.