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This is quite literally the best thing I've read on the internet in a decade. It's sublime. Bravo, you foreign fucking bastard.

This thread has confirmed my suspicions that east coast girls are generally uggo compared to anything south and west of the Mississippi. You should come browse the whores in Texas sometime J-money. I have a feeling you would never go back home.

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How many dicks do you have?

Another single guy update: Spent the summer 1800 miles away from home, and started chatting on OkCupid with a few girls a month or so before returning home. Long story short, I have 3 dates with 3 different women lined up this week. Last night was date number one. Met for drinks and then...

$7 a pop, what a great deal!

Sounds like he was smart enough to leave a reasonable doubt. No way he does jail time.

I hate that shit. I don't feel like a freedom loving American when I'm forced to wear a seat belt because of an annoying beep.

Jesus, I hope you don't let all that old, high school resentment bleed into your personal life.

Ya I raw dogged quite a few nasties back in the 90's and never picked up the warts, but did get the herps. 20 years later, might get one or two outbreaks a year tops and they are very mild. Still sucks having to have the "talk" with potential mates, but it's really not a huge deal, and the...

Been back in TX for 8 hours and am already missing MT like crazy. Drove the Beartooth Highway on my way down, was absolutely spectacular. Also hiked up a peak in southern CO yesterday, in the Spanish Peaks Wilderness, much more elevation (13,626 ft) but was much less strenuous than most of...

Nice. Rubbers are for faggots. Real man raw dog those bar sluts. I'm totally serious. Don't get too bummed when your first herps pops up though.

It's really a stupid argument as there is not any, and never will be any, true metric with which to compare the intelligences of differing generations of humans. The IQ test itself is itself entirely subjective. And this is coming from someone that has an IQ "score" (wtf that means) in the top...

But how much of the general population was actually responsible for the Renaissance? 1% pulled the rest of the 99% out of the Middles Ages, not the other way around. I thought we were speaking in generalities. Surely you aren't making the argument that your average peasant, circa 1576, that...

If I die and anyone looks at my GIS search history, my legacy is totally fucked.

And you can also take free college level courses from MIT, Berkeley, Harvard, and Columbia on everything from game design, materials technology and immunology on edX. Just because 90% of the population chooses to mentally masturbate on shit sites like infowars or freerepublic doesn't diminish...

What's been done in Genetics/Biology over the last 20 years is pretty fucking amazing. You can take a swab from the inside of your cheek and find out your genetic predisposition for many serious/fatal diseases as well as your ancestry/heritage with an increasingly routine and cheap test. I...

Sounds like a good Borat skit.

What happened to the squirter?

I don't know tons of people up here, so it's either that or hang out with the tourists in Glacier.

Hah hah, that's exactly what I did last night. Made sure to bear bag anything that smelled a good 200 yards from camp, but still only got maybe 3 hours sleep total. Soon as the fire died down, my paranoia kicked in and I had to get up and get it going again. One other thing that gets me is...

Last night did an overnight back country trip in the Mission Mts Wilderness. First time to do that solo. Was pretty nerve wracking being in griz and cougar territory. Good times though, it's really nice to be able to get away and still find places that are truly wild in the lower 48.

At least you make the whores wear a seat belt.

Ya but my kiddo was just accepted into the Science and Tech magnate school in her district and is really good at, and enjoys math. Asians. They eat a lot healthier too.

I'm just bustin balls. My ex that I have a child with is Cambodian and my daughter is being raised by her extended Cambodian family. I would definitely recommend a SE Asian nanny over a hispanic one any day.

You live in HP and only pay your nanny $400/wk!? For shame sir! FYI, for those not in the know, Highland Park is the Beverly Hills of Dallas. Cad probably lives within a stones throw of Jerry Jones, Tom Hicks, and various CEO's of several Fortune 500 companies.

Sorry about losing your pooch. I had to leave my dog back home in TX but she does love hitting the trail/canoe with me whenever we get the chance. She's never experienced any big mountains though, can't wait to get her up here at some point. I would be a little worried about her wandering off...

This schtick is boring and unoriginal.

Looking at the specs it says it can do 1.75L/min at .2 microns. That's crazy. For part of my work I take grab samples from various lakes around Montana and filter through a .47 micron filter and it starts clogging at around 1L using a peristaltic pump. I'm intrigued.

Oh ya I always bring dehydrated potatoes and aluminum foil. Not gonna bring my jet boil, will rely on a fire and my cantene for hot water. I've also been drinking straight, unfiltered water for the past two summers from anything that's from a seep or looks like it's straight from some melt...

Love this show. Enjoy it more than the last couple seasons of Justified.

Has it ever been confirmed that French Ticklers are anything more than a silly gimmick aimed at teenage boys?

My $30 Casio that runs off of the Sun has served me well. Two busy summers of being submerged and constantly knocked around.

Lol, wut? I wasn't criticizing anyone weirdo. Just noting my own evolution in what I personally jerk my meat to. And it certainly has nothing to do with true love, lol. Porn is srs bizness!

Not to mention the dudes fuck like total date-raping weirdos and the chicks cry like they are in pain and/or not enjoying it at all. Crazians

Ya, all the porn stars posted thus far all look the same to me at this point. Gimme some amateur milf with some big slightly saggy titties who looks like the random bar sluts or OkCupid whores that I might actually bang irl.

Lol

Peter North, that guy can really shoot some ropes!!

Oooh peanut butter, didn't even think of that, and thanks for the link!

So I'm physically and mentally preparing myself for a 4 or 5 day back country excursion along the crest of the Swan Range and could use some tips. Never done anything of this magnitude, but I think I'm ready to tackle something pretty big before I head back to TX. Really looking for how to...