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You gotta fuck the crazy out of them bro. At 50 they're not getting the regular vitamin D injections they became accustomed to in their youth. I just had a month off because I'm doing rotational work and we had a hitch swap. I think it ruined me too. Every fucking day I didn't do shit...

I'm going to masturbate constantly. Either that or start trying to swim towards the sun and do a slingshot maneuver to go back in time. But probably jerk off.

I don't mean to shit all over your shower thought, but I guess I am anyway. With the way orbits work, would you even know you were headed towards the sun unless you had a computer map out your trajectory for you. If you were smart enough, you might realize that you're in a decaying orbit, but...

I bet Lacey was cute. That changes a lot of things, including how quickly you get blessed.

Probably no for him. Knees too hairless and not enough paws.

Around here, construction is so hot and heavy they're probably working longer hours while the weather is cool. Don't know what it's like in BP's neighborhood.

I thought moldova was a made up place in the marvel universe.

dammit Iv'e got to remember to hit preview when I'm posting in the shaw.

So you've got that going for you. Which is nice.

Don't tell me there's nothing I can do about it. Me and billywitchdoctor.com got this

Actually he can do it. He can report the post he was infracted for (or any of his own posts if he can't get to that one) and ask for a moderator review. Rule 10. You're thinking about Rule 13 that requires a third party. Anyone can do a Rule 14 appeal.

You sure they're legumers? That's a chinky thing. Pics unrelated.

Eater of dog fucked pussy. That just doesn't roll off the tongue as well as dog fucker, and it sounds worse. Like we're actually giving him a break by just using dog fucker. Eskimo brothers with a dog is what we should be using though.

This barely counts as a shower thought, but I don't see a thread for random memories. The memes about Justin Trudeau sucking dick with his butthole reminded me of a time I was getting a massage years ago. Asian lady. It was a nice massage, and towards the end she started saying "You...

All human females do and zaara is one of those. Allegedly. All humans have tits. All mammals have them too I think. Even some non mammals have them. For instance chickens and turkeys both have breasts.

That might be the first FOH shower thought that actually made me worf IRL. But no, probably not. I try to wait till people are done before blessing them. Whether it's 1 sneeze or 15. Actually no, at 15 sneezes the blessing would be more like "Jesus fuck what the fuck is wrong with you? Get...

Think I can beat him in the 40 yet?

I thought robocop3 was universally reviled.

That's a good idea. Redskins should offer him a contract. I bet he turns them down.

Wut? Bro kanan jarrus is 100% current canon. I don't think he even existed in legends.

An alleged female. We haven't seen tits yet.

That's a good question. Is Michael Vick still in football shape? If not, then him.

There was something made recently that would fit, but I can't remember what it was.

You can turn off reaction notifications. The only thing that ever irritated me about reactions was when the setting to turn that off was busted.

I hate it because he's a better QB than you deserve.

If you care about reactions being given to you, I'd say you're on the wrong side of mentally stable. LLR or amod, you should go through and do your meganuke to every post in this thread.

huh? What demo is that? Greasy italians?

Except there were only 2, he didn't list vanilla sky (hands down the worst), and most people like the mission impossibles. Maybe he liked the mummy and he was listing the good ones. It was just kind of all over the place.

WTF does this mean?

I blocked it out. I watched that in college. I was on a date with a girl. The only date I went on in college. The movie was so bad I left early. But I did see some succubus titties first so I think I saw only good part.

I was going to give a RL answer too. But if we're just talking about boards and games, I miss listening to rangers whine. I mean, I was a mid tier assassin at best, but even I could shit all over a ranger. When they didn't beat me, it was always someone else's fault.

Joro Spider Wolf Spider. They're all over the place around here. I was once looking at a house, walked in and one of these motherfuckers was just sitting there like it was his house. Any aussies reading this will call you a fucking pussy. They have huntsman spiders. The other two...

Not a shitty actor, he just does shitty movies like mission impossible, jerry macguire, vanilla sky, and days of thunder. But you know what, I forgot about edge of tomorrow too, so I retract the comment. I still don't like the guy and my favorite part of EoT was watching him die over and over...

I know 4 things in chinese from my days playing EQ2. We had a huge chinese farmer guild on our server. Fuckers were killing contested bosses in treasured gear. It was always fun to run groups with them. xie xie : thanks Ni hao: Hello zzzzzz: hahahahaha cao ni ma: Fuck your ancestors I...

Oh shit I always forget that was him.

I did not watch the movie because I don't like action flicks all that much and tom cruise hasn't done anything good since top gun. My wife read all the books. We both liked it a lot. To be honest, they nearly lost me in episode one with that retardation about the 95 grain 9mm bullet. At...

I never liked Doc Ock. I'd say Jameson in the movies. But Green Goblin if we limit it to actual villians.

I get that. But take a step back and ask yourself how rare it is, comparatively speaking, to have demons opening a portal into the world. Most movies are dealing with shit that would be pretty rare. It's part of the willing suspense of disbelief that we go with it. If you don't have the...