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Ya I apologized for being a douche, even though I don't think I was being a douche...but whatevs. I guess not everyone can be a hardened, cynical smartass. Seems to have smoothed things over, but definitely updating my filters and re-thinking if I actually want to get get serious with her.

Been dating this really super pretty lady for about 5 or 6 weeks. Everything's been amazing, we have a truly primal attraction to each other, but I've noticed that she doesn't respond to sarcasm very well. So today she drops a bomb on me that she's bipolar, takes meds, which mostly work, but...

Yep, if you can't pack a flask of whiskey on your camping trip then you are totally doing it wrong.

Here we go...

Sopranos. Big, fat, gay Vito and his mustachioed motorcycle man Johnny Cakes.

Who was the guy sleeping on Peggy's couch when she got home?

Hmm, I missed the part where the hippies were GMO'ing up their seeds. Guess I need to go back and reread.

It's just seeds. I don't see how they could put something out on the market that is going to germinate into some malicious, cancer causing, 'feed-me Seymour' type of plant that is going to have an adverse effect on our food supply. If I spend a summer growing heirloom tomatos and stockpiling...

The real question is North Carolina part of the South?

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It's seems pretty obvious that you were demonstrating support for the rancher by showing that he tried to pay, but that they just wouldn't take his money. If you don't want people to mistake your meaning then perhaps you should start trying to actually formulate a coherent, direct opinion...

He's so god damn desperate to be seen as a contrarian he will fling whatever shit he can find on google that has a headline opposing the liberal circle jerk. Not that he even bothers reading the links that he posts. Or the links that others post. Or any kind of relevant background info...

Because it's more fun to ridicule him? Seriously though, it's 2014, online dating has been a thing for twenty years now. The tiniest amount of googling or research would give him more crappy one-liner pickup lines than he could use in a year. If you are on a 23 year dry streak the only...

I feel mildy embarrassed for the OP. If his attempts at online dating are as ham fisted as his attempt to score some cheap pick-up lines then he probably hasn't had any free poontang in quite some time.

How do you know Tadisn'tAlex Jones?

Heh that's exactly what I was thinking. Seems like nothing more than a big Civ5 mod. I guess at this point they are just trying to milk the brand for all its worth.

Especially against a bunch of greens.

INB4 ban kn...god damnit.

OkCupid in the DFW area if you want to stay away from the uneducated, white trash, bible thumpers. POF was awful. 2 days on OKC got me a date with an amazing girl who I've really hit it off with and have been seeing ever since. Head and shoulders better than any girl I met on POF.

Is that the polite way to say Fuckingham?

Ya sorry. I'll stop.

Ok, so if you're gonna double down on this stupidity then please give us a few examples of an American President not named Barak Hussein Obamba in the last one hundred years that removed an evil regime from power without military action. You must really, really, really hate this country if...

Tad logic. Make up a crazy theory with as little evidence as possible and when confronted with people calling him tadtarded come back with "well what's YOUR theory genius?" In the span of two sentences you completely contradicted yourself. At this point you are just babbling. I don't know...

WTF is this guy talking about? Who supports brutal dictators? If I don't support invading 55 different countries that are ruled by brutal dictators then I now somehow support them? Dude, you are out of your god damned mind. We aren't the world's police. We can't right every wrong on the...

I just wish these guys would make up their minds as to what falls under the fascist label. You can't lump Islam, Nazi's, Mussolini, Commies, and liberals all together as fascists. It doesn't make any sense, lol. Words have meanings.

Wow, what a bunch of trite bullshit. 'Invading Iraq was just spreading peace' is the new tag line now? Same line of grade school logic that brought this gem: "if we don't fight them there, we will have to fight them here"... The Iraqi Navy was truly fearsome! If we wouldn't have gone...

How many of those that remain uninsured are in Texas? And why would so many remain uninsured in Texas? Might it be because so many people in TX can't qualify for Medicaid because the Republican governor, with the support of the overwhelmingly Republican government and voter base chose not to...

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Lumie, Lazer, Tummy; the other one I don't know Xeldar and think Screamfeeder is not an asshat

Just remember that only about 2% of your genome actually codes for proteins. The other 98% is non-coding and is still not completely understood. And you also have to keep in mind that every organism on Earth has a genome that is 3.5 billion years old, the difference being in how and how much...

Fun fact about the Planarians he was talking about (swimming flatworm with the eyespots): You can chop em up and every piece will regenerate into a new, complete, fully formed organism, up to i think about 79 different pieces. We did a lab in Genetics with them and I cut one's "head" in half...

A Jay Cutler wearing an asshat avatar would definitely secure my vote.

But will Obummer actually follow through with executive orders that will have meaningful impact or will this be another "red line" moment? I'm betting they will do a few superficial things to make it look like they did something, maybe a few oligarchs lose a few billion, but in the end, it will...

The SEC does have power to wield, the problem was always getting them to actually use it. If you don't think the combined efforts of all the West's financial arms bearing down on Russia has the potential to fuck their economy then you need to lay off the potato vodka comrade. The question is...

I've never been under the illusion that those were fair, above the board elections.

He's got ya there.

Ya but didn't just about everyone "tried" by the Inquisition go through some sort of agonizing torture? I thought that was pretty standard when questioning a 'suspect' back then.