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Dammit, now you make me wish I had snapchat. Or knew what it was.

Aight I'll send you mine and next time just give the girl that. I'll let you know if I start getting random nudes.

He was literally the only thing they had going on. Mostly it was his running, but offense is offense.

The ball is allowed to move, retard. He never lost control or even bobbled it. He was just tucking it in. It was magnificent and I'd be saying that even if he was a saint.

Minor rustle but when they were talking about the cowboy / saints game yesterday on the NFL network, they kept saying that we were working on a short week. What? Both teams played last thursday, there's no short week here other than the possible day off they might have gotten for thanksgiving.

My dad had that issue of Playboy. I always thought that was the most awkward damn wink ever. Don't get me wrong, I still spilled my seed upon the ground to it, but afterwards I noticed the strange wink.

They're going to look like 55 gallon drums with schedule 40 conduit for arms and legs.

They might try. No but seriously my parents moved us out of the ghetto when I was a kid. It's like 2% blacks around here. I'd only have to worry about white trash meth heads, and lets face it, even they are less likely to rob a delivery guy.

Damn. I'd do that shit on weekends. And it's available in my area too. Thanks for the tip!

If trans racial is on topic, don't forget the original trans racial movie, Soul Man. Juwana man Yentl (This one is horrible but I bet they won't dare delete it because it's babs Streisand) Tootsie (Another terrible one they won't dare delete) Jack and Jill (probably the most accurate depiction...

goddammit you managed to both be fucking wrong. It's the Goldbergs' house because there's more than one goldberg and the house belongs to them. It's plural and possessive. You're wrong because he actually wrote house in the sentence. Even if it was parenthetical it shows that was the...

jimmy rustles like this tickle my pickle because my POA is optional and I optionaled the fuck out. I do still go to the meetings to keep up with them because one year they tried to change the deed restrictions and make the poa mandatory.

I think it's called the same thing, but the newer methods just try to leave the ovaries when they can. Back when they first started doing them, they'd just take it all out.

I think he's cheating. If we're to believe these are shower thoughts, he'd have to be showering damn near every day.

Don't get your hopes up too high. Are they taking the ovaries? If so menopause happens immediately, doesn't it? If they leave them then you just won't have the usual warning signs when it does hit and she'll be neurotic about it until it happens. BTW the vasectomy wasn't for nothing...

In all seriousness, you need to show your boss the same shit you showed your family. If she hasn't tried to burn you at work yet, she still can. It won't cause any trouble for her, but it will inoculate you if she continues with the bullshit.

Uh oh. This is a dangerous line of thought. 5 years from now she's still going to be there and you're going to be wondering every day if this is the day she leaves. cuntanayan is right, you need to kick her out. Yes. While watching bloodrayne and Monty Python's the meaning of life. We...

Now I will read the next 3 pages and find out she's a tranny, you've been cheating on her for 3 years with her dogs, and you've been purposely feeding her psychotic medicine hoping you'd catch her flossing her teeth with buckshot on the security cams. Oh and side note, engaged for 2 years and...

You should be able to tell from the picture that no crust was harmed in the consuming of those pizzas. Unless it was emotionally harmed by being thrown in the garbage. I even got the thin crust crap so I wouldn't be tempted to eat any.

Yeah, it's not too bad though. I can have 50 g of carbs a day. This pizza barely had any sauce on it. I didn't order it that way on purpose but I will next time. Yup. Like a savage.

Damn, I saw the trailer and thought this was the tranny who plays dreamer on supergirl. Nicole maines. That's a horribly unflattering costume.

I'm liking it, is it dropping on fridays? I never read the books but my wife did. So far her complaints are 1. Egwene is supposed to be hot 2. Nynaeve is supposed to be fondling her braid when she channels 3. The girls were never considered as the dragon. She did complain about the...

@latheboy @Vanessa I normally wouldn't ruin a good story with the truth, but in this case the truth is plenty bad enough by itself. This is the second time he talked about it. In the previous mention I believe he mentioned going down on her. So he fucked a girl who fucks dogs. Sloppy...

I almost compared ossoi to you, but you looked tame in comparison.

In his defense, there's not a single thread on the forum that doesn't have at least one idiot participating.

Stole from MeWe Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Come and listen to my story bout a kid named Kyle Commies fucked with him and he left them in a pile. Gaige pulled a gun and attempted to murder Kyle turned his bicep into hamburger Ground round that is with a touch of soy Well the...

Was in in November 2016? That the last time for me.

Vanessa vs. Ossoi - You can be an allright guy for most of your life, but lose your shit once and snort coke off a dick or go in for sloppy seconds after a chick fucks a dog, and you're an ossoi for the rest of your life. That's way worse than being an allright guy for most of your life, then...

Ossoi vs. Foler - One pretends to be an asshat, one is not pretending. It's obvious to me who should win.

lookit all those trained medics there. All they had to do was shove a spoon in her mouth and they would have done everything I've ever been told to not do when someone is having a seizure. Also, what the fuck is this bitch's problem with Zachary Taylor? it says Fuck 12, right?

Someone posted a shoop of lunchbox pointing at the manufactured photo they entered as evidence, but replaced the photo with a menu board from a fast food restaurant. I don't know if it was really a culver's menu, but someone said it was and we were off to the races. He should. If the puppet...

They'd have to be retards to do it before they areouted. But I doubt they'd have standing unless they were outed anyway. So does the pineapple mean she's a thot? Because I don't want to see her onlyfans even if she is shoving pineappe's up her ass.

what did zimemrman do after his trial? Last I heard of him he pulled a family from a burning minivan and tried to leave without giving his name. Like he basically decided he wanted his good deeds to remain anonymous from here on out.

I can usually tell when someone wants to fuck me. The tards on FB must not have ever experienced that kind of energy.

It would actually be easy in this case if the shitlibs only number 1 or 2. These people are sheep and extraordinarily susceptible to peer pressure. With only 1 or 2 in the jury room they're removed from their echo chambers and can be reasoned with. If it's 6-6 that's a tougher row to hoe. If...

No surprise. Yall keep baggin on Wisconsin, but this is part of being from Wisconsin too.