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He's higher brow than me. I googled that shit and still can't figure out what it means. Curtains? That makes no sense in this context.

When he gets the machine, have him wear it while watching TV. I was told nobody sleeps with it the entire night the first night. But I used it on the couch for a few hours to get used to it and then I wore it all night. The difference the next morning was impossible to ignore. I wore it all...

You're just pissed that vanessa PM'd him erect and flaccid cock measurements and won't do the same for you. Pic probably related. This is FSR. Post pics you inbred faggots.

that was pretty baller.

First wave was amazing. I imagine all conspiracy theorists to be like that crazy guy in first wave.

Is there a town named two dogs fucking around there? Named after chief two dogs fucking who was chief for 100 years?

wut? On first read I thought that was an indian named lame deer. I see now that's a name for their tribe. Or village. Or whatever the fuck injuns have.

Absolutely. You're fucking her not marrying her. As long as she's hot, dip your wick.

It's not in any pain.

The best thing about the obscure tv shows is that even if they lasted only one season, that's like 30 episodes. Last year I came across Highlander: The Raven and got to watch it. In reality it lasted one season, but it felt like 2 extra long seasons. I was a big highlander fan back in the...

Can you imagine the probate as we all fight over his travel trailer and the 3 tireless rims for it?

I'm sorry for your loss folebro. Move on

Those rules allow modern muzzleloaders except during the heritage season. they specifically bar inline muzzle loaders for that rule and that's the distinguishing feature of a modern muzzle loader.

Yup. And others may want to grieve but don't visit this section. But the official policy is apparently that we are only allowed to grieve her death with nudes. I guess that's why this is the chosen spot. Not politics, not general, not in a grown up fashion, not even the movies or TV sections...

the policy on foh before was always to let the threads go in order to let people grieve in their own way. I see the noose is tightening.

Speaking of that. I hit a dog this morning. It was dark, dog was that black and brown mottled color, and it stepped out right in front of the car before I saw it. Couldn't stop in time. I screeched like a bitch in surprise. Like I didn't know I could make that sound. So that sucked. And now...

I was trying to remember how powerful he got. What did he do? Those books sort of focused more on Hans kids. I think they were all more powerful than him. Anakin transfigured in much the same way Luke did in the movies. And he could time travel. Book Luke couldn't do anything like that...

Meh. In the same way obi Wan did when he cleaved maul in two. I don't think that's enough for the kind of power boost he'd need to surpass Vader. Vader was taking it easy on him trying to turn him.

Luke tapping into the darkside in rotj? When was that? Max Luke power levels in the original movies was less than Vader. Because the power of love doesn't count. When he died in ep8 he was probably higher than Vader. In the books he probably got equal to Vader before they retconned them all.

If your child listens to shit music, the answer is to learn the lyrics and start singing along. But if you start down this path be sure you're willing to go all in. My daughter called my bluff and switched to other shitty music. I finally folded when she got to kpop and jpop. At least that's...

Sitting in an airport watching TV. They have the fucking shit zoomed in instead of full screen so all the shit on the edges are clipped. Goddamn fucking mongoloids shouldn't be allowed to touch remote controls.

Counter with an offer that's like 10% of the original. It won't get you the house but maybe it will get the point across that those conditions greatly reduce the value of the house. Oh and for that rental agreement, make the rent high. I hope he's at least paying your mortgage for those 3...

If you're serious about rules like that, you need to provide a complimentary poop knife.

WTF are you talking about? There was no mention of a line in the original post. Goddamit are you trying to weasel out of a fucking bet with yourself?

I don't think hair color means whatever you think lot means.

I don't know what futa is, but if you got leisure suit larry, hook a boomer up.

Has the meaning of the "fappening" changed? I don't recognize any of these hoes from the fappening blog and most of them look like professional photos to boot. What the fuck is that about? Fappening is supposed to be leaked nudes of celebrities we know from other shit.

Seems like most of vietnam is named nguyen. One of those Nguyen's once told me the reason the name is so popular. Apparently when the ruler was overthrown, the new ruler would kill all of the old ruler's relatives. So the relatives of the old ruler who didn't want to be involved in that...

I move my hand out of the way after they put the bills in my hand and often get stunned looks. If they are too fast, I turn my hand and drop the coins on the floor on their side and make them pick them up. Then i tell them that wouldn't happen if they gave the coins first. This is not a...

OK. How does that apply to the use of commas or decimal points?

Wife and I missed it so we went through the trouble of finding the episode again and fast forwarding to it. I watched gape jawed for about half of it. Then I realized nothing was going to happen and just started laughing. Worth it. TBH, given that all the people making shows in hollywood...

Those areas simply don't write down numbers ever. That kinda shit gets you labeled a witch and burned at the stake.

He called the geek squad to clean the virus off of his computer. That was the geek squad's reaction.

If you were any good you'd already know if that business is going to work out.

Whoa, slow down there turbo. Danny Snyder is the only thing keeping jerrah from being the worst owner in the NFL.

WTF is eastern arabic numerals?

Is that your stock photo of a chinese baby?

that's weak sauce. Give them your dick size and describe the smell of your last shit.

I think those would be objectively worse. The inward curve would reduce the viewing angle. You'd have to set up a single chair or couch at the optimum viewing spot and then everyone else can get fucked.

Fat has calories. When your shit floats it's because you're shitting out fat that you ate without your body actually using. So if you're counting calories, the count isn't accurate unless you subtract that. Even without there being fat in it, there are always some calories in shit. I'm not...