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Johnny get you wife to rank them in order of which ones pissed her off the most. I'm going to guess capri is at the top of the list, but allison might be #1 since she wasn't even a whore. Or if she's into it she can also rank them in order of attractiveness.

It's all the same girl and no one really cares what kind of chink she is.

She's not a whore. She doesn't go on the list.

I keep my wife updated on this story, but so far no one else in real life. I have enough of my own stories to tell when drunk. With this latest update she thought it was sweet that I helped save his marriage by telling him about the 5 love languages (sure the therapist probably mentioned it...

It's a travesty that we don't have a "shit in their butts" reaction.

Video killed the radio star. It used to not matter what a singer looked like. Now, even if it's not the most important thing (it is, but lets pretend it's #2) it's a factor that keeps more talented people out. Also, I'm sure cancel culture and PC ness plays a role in what gets recorded when...

This has been true for me since my 20's with the exception of Alan Jackson. Those that didn't die young anyway.

But not the dermatologist theory. I bet Johnny is afraid to ask her because he's not 100% sure they're all her.

I'm not so sure about that. I think his wife shaved his ass down and wrote that. It's literally his ass, not in a metaphorical sense.

That's impressive to write that well on your own but. Wait a minute. Is that actually your ass? Goddammit it is isn't it? I thought it would be hairier.

Who's handwriting is that?

Why doesn't johnny have a confirmed tits medal yet?

This post is aging well.

I didn't know this was being made till I saw a preview in the theater. My dick is pretty hard for this.

It's a running joke in hollywood that no movie ever makes money according to the books. Are you saying that these studios are really losing money and not *Wink Wink* *Nudge Nudge* "Losing Money" (tm)(C)(pp)?

There was no point bro. It was a question. You could make a case that the top end for a PG13 only release would be the R release plus the PG13 release. That's why I was wondering how it did. To see if it was significant. Obviously it wouldn't be exactly that because i'm sure some people...

They did a PG-13 version too. How did that version do?

I didn't watch the first movie because the venom that showed up in the spiderman movie didn't interest me. But this was pretty good. Was the first one funny like this too? Can someone explain the red one shit? "Oh shit it's a red one, we're fucked!" I know nothing about the franchise but...

Probably different profiles with the same pics. That's what scammers do.

Ive actually got enough money to be eccentric. Crazy is for poors.

Doit faggot

Is @Vanessa a high school arts teacher?

It was really good. I will probably rewatch because some of the best shit was the stuff players were doing in the background. I about lost it when the player was running and jumping against a wall. I think something serious was going on in the foreground but I wouldn't know because I wasn't...

Don't you have to be fully vaccinated to even watch a saints game in person? As an organization, they seem to be all in on this bullshit.

That was mid career.

Sounds perfect for this 'friend' then.

The "Mask Required" signs everywhere that are never enforced. I don't think masks work the way they hope they do, so the existence of the signs rustles me some. But I fucking hate when rules aren't enforced. Remove the goddamn rule if you don't have the will to enforce it. Shit like that...

Isn't Patreon the same thing but without the porn?

My doctor is a chink. That does not apply. Maybe I should call his mom.

the creature wasn't nice. Also called Spaceship. It's a leslie nielsen movie. The corny shit still holds up.

CPAP I use was recalled because the insulaton they use to deaden the sound can break down and expose you to cancer causing chemicals right up you nose. The real jimmy rustle is that my doctor knows nothing about it. After i registered with Phillips they told me to contact my doctor to get...

I used to stuff them all back into whatever envelopes were sent in the junk. I have to pay for my trash service so fuck them, they can pay to throw it away. It gave me some measure of satisfaction. The postal carrier got mad at me and I told her to stop putting the trash in my mailbox then...

The dad? He was a henchman of the soul eating dragon squid. He also had the biggest character arc so he is arguably the main protagonist.

You find a soul sucking dragon squid easy to relate to?

I thought the side chick was a de-aged margaret cho at first. No so much in the face because all asians look the same anyway, it was the voice and attitude. But cho only has about half the tooth volume as awky.

No i mean whatever website you got that from, do they do girls? Blonde, nice tits, nice body, etc. Wondering what the chances are of finding one of her if that's what you want.

She's got a few things going for her. What's the probability of finding her?

I don't know if it does. I've never handled a bull pup with a magazine. That's why I was asking.

My wife is a carnivore. They can be just as annoying but at least their food is better. Instead of "Meat is murder" you get "You're murdering yourself with carbs" all the time.

Because our dirt is so bad we wanted to get an engineer to design the foundation. That's about another $1200-$1500. But the engineer also needs a soil survey (about $1200) and an architect's drawing. The architect quotes I'm getting are around 5 grand. This is why people don't do shit the...