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  1. Hoss

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Bro, it doesn't matter if a lineman has a 6 pack. Flabby still gets it done on the line. And now I suddenly want the bucks to fail.
  2. Hoss

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    I was hoping he would personally. Now that they've passed on him, I'm worried jones will sign him because of Dak's injury.
  3. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It does speed things up. First off, half the people don't know what they want till they see the menu. So the order taker can be taking another order during that time. Second, as wellijustdontknow said it means they can start making 2 orders at a time. How many times have you been inside a...
  4. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I don't know anyone under 70 who is staying inside because of this. And to be fair, the people I know staying in over 70 probably all have other issues. Like one guy had a stroke and can't get around anymore so covid is probably a tiny part of what's keeping him at home.
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    If he goes whole hog maybe. Beat up car like that, I'd fix it just enough so it works right and nothing is rubbing. Scars give it character.
  6. Hoss

    What If...?

    I like this animation. It reminds me of Heavy Metal, but with less nudity. I always preferred that style of animation, whatever it's called.
  7. Hoss

    What If...?

    Peggy's shield had a British flag. So the one in her possession doesn't play into this fever dream.
  8. Hoss

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Goddam that rustles my jimmies. I'm dealing with the same sort of shit at work. These idiots are acting like they don't understand how vaccines work, but in reality they're just trying to coerce everyone into getting it.
  9. Hoss

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    What are the protocols? I thought last year it just took like a couple days of negative tests to get back in.
  10. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Was this the birth of onlyfans? Because I feel like that would be some high priced premium content today. The question is whether that would be on the chimp's onlyfans or the frog's.
  11. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Probably not. Sounds like she is trying to give you what she thinks you need. Either that or she's trying to get what she needs from you instead of the bull that's been servicing her since the last time you went to a lifestyle club.
  12. Hoss

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    What's a better predictor? Madden or Pre-season?
  13. Hoss

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    To clarify, I want yoda available in Madden and on the cowboys roster IRL
  14. Hoss

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    As long as we're doing fantasy shit I want Yoda to be my QB. Have they been calling it a lot in pre-season? I've seen some guys celebrating and not get called. But I'm not watching a lot of pre-season.
  15. Hoss

    Life is shit, change my mind.

    But we are full of good advice.
  16. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    He said explicitly excluded. I don't think a case can be made that they were forgotten when the will says "Fuck that woman in particular".
  17. Hoss

    EQ TLP - Mischief (Free Trade / Random Loot)

    No. I don't even know what this game is. I haven't actually gotten to use hoss in a game since the days of MUDs.
  18. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Sell his house dude. 50 grand.
  19. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I know. I read what you wrote. Not a deal breaker for me.
  20. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    and the nudes. Don't forget we need the nudes of the 2 girls who you told us sent nudes so far.
  21. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I know i'm not the only one with this mental image of these 2.
  22. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Confused. Did you say this or not? You should say this. I bet she doesn't have that oh yeah moment. She's probably in full on defensive mode and she will do nothing but shut down and deny that she did anything wrong as long as she's defensive. This is human nature not anything specific to...
  23. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The thing about this type of cheating is that often the person doing it has never thought about it as cheating before. So if you want things to work out you have to give her some leeway the first time. But you gotta make it clear. I think she knows since she tried to hide it but if she seems...
  24. Hoss

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Supposedly it's related. Because of the leg injury he changed his throwing motion and hurt his shoulder. Can't remember who I heard that from other than it was a former NFL QB. He said Dak needed to trust the leg again and get his old throwing motion back. I wonder if he's still doing those...
  25. Hoss

    Summer Olympics 2021

    Russian Olympic Cocksuckers. I realize 'russian' and 'cocksucker' is redundant but they needed 3 letters and the russians really like sucking cock.
  26. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My only response to that is .... it's fun to jump just as the elevator is stopping and I can tell any other passengers that I'm practicing for if the safety latches fail. Not fun to lay flat on the floor of an elevator and it's downright rude if there are other people.
  27. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I bet he was in federal court though. Abbot's mandate means nothing to them.
  28. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Otis safety elevators have that lockup. I forget the exact year, but any elevator made to carry people after like 1900 had to have that safety device. If you look you'll see an Otis label on every elevator you use (at least I have when I looked). When they have a freight elevator and don't...
  29. Hoss

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Wait, do you think that makes you look better? Some dude in a mustang was giving you a ride. We all know mustang owners have a policy of ass, gas, or grass, so which one did you give up?
  30. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Oh I thought this was a thread for honesty. Carry on with your virtue signaling then.
  31. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    How so? Are they not both mentally ill predators?
  32. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    No different than a gay using it. But you're right, there should be gay only bathrooms too. It will need some countermeasures to ensure they're not going in there and fucking.
  33. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    If I go to Jail, I'm a woman. No doubt. I got the boobs to prove it.
  34. Hoss

    Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

    you've tried that shit where they stick glass in there and tap it?
  35. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    You ask the wrong question. What's important is what the person thinks they are. You think you are a woman, so dating women is gay. Doesn't matter what it looks like to the outside world because God judges you based on what's in your heart. In your heart you think you're a woman. You think...
  36. Hoss

    Summer Olympics 2021

    Same could be said for blood packing. Just a few extra red blood cells.
  37. Hoss

    Summer Olympics 2021

    Nepal isn't going to fuck you. That's not even what we were talking about dipshit. The altitude would be a natural advantage for that country. We're talking about people training in different countries.
  38. Hoss

    Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

    Apparently yes. I'm sure there are also unmixed groups. And they tell tales of debauchery better than any penthouse letter.
  39. Hoss

    Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

    Then update the part of the wiki page that claims it's a local anesthetic.