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Hah. Yeah, the seatbelt thing is weird, Hoss.

I'm a well-groomed butthole kind of guy. As long as they keep that up and I'll open every door on earth for them.

The only thing more abundant than meth heads in Florida, is top-tier seafood. I love it all, save for raw oysters. I'll eat them, but I simply don't "get it".

I'm picturing a monocle and a glass of whiskey.

The opening it for her to get out of the car, I agree. I will open it for my girlfriend to get in, though(though not all the time). There's a difference between me opening it for her and her expecting it to be opened.

Late to the game(goddamn you fools post a lot on the weekend), but this is pretty much the only way and type of Girl Scout cookies I eat. Granted, Tagalongs could kill me.

Yes there is, but if there is no(or almost none) sex, it can be a big enough problem to completely ruin a marriage.

> implying any respectable white male would apply to Buzzfeed

Smed's Kickstarter failure freed up my funds.

I'm not entirely convinced that is even a real tally/counter. I think it's a joke. The $2, I mean.

The bachelor-card is like the married dude's race-card. When Khane hits too close to home, it's time to call him a bachelor!

Judging from her posting history, A.

Yup. The dudes who whine about pussy drying up after marriage are almost without exception the ones who were too stupid(blind?) to pick up on how shitty their future wife was to begin with. There are tons of guys who, even despite friends and family warning them, go into shitty marriages. Then...

I think Mist should keep hodj company in the shaw.

I also had Whataburger for the first time a few months ago, while doing business in Cali. It was ok. Nothing special, but a decent FF burger. I think at Sonic I had the chili dog and some side. I don't remember. It sucked, though.

Or it's just proof of my mental fortitude in the face of indoctrination! The priests touched me three...four timesMAX!

Sonic was this huge big deal when it opened up near me. Huge lines for like the first few weeks. I finally went and it was some of the shittiest fast food I've had. Was very disappointed.

It's not working, so this just hurts your cause!

You're assuming the kids at church are somehow more morally aligned than the kids at school. Church doesn't make someone a better person. There's great and shitty people both in and out of church.

This is just good parenting. Be involved in your kids' lives and know who they are hanging out with. The worst kids I ever knew, were from Catholic school.

This is a pretty good description. /nod

What about Orcs Must Die? That any good? I think I played it for a few min.

Not indoctrinating your kids in your faith is an admission of lack of faith in itself. The narrative kind of falls apart if you don't indoctrinate your kids. I agree with you, but I can totally see the rationalization behind it. I just don't care enough to debate or discuss it much. I think...

I was raised Catholic, went to Catholic school. I'm a terrible person, morally. Checkmate Christians.

She was all, "Youcantouch this."

Hopefully one with a STEM degree.

A sandwich arts degree is only slightly more difficult to get than a women's studies degree. Don't expect much out of them.

Ahhh. This brings me back to a time when this community was fun.

Court episode was awesome. I was dying when the uncle's big rubber hand went flying and he kept screeching "Don't look!"

That costs a lot more than 1,000. I mean...Iassumeit would!!! Shit...

I'm not sure how anyone thinks it's ending other than fantasy(dragons, zombies, white walkers, etc). Sure, the show has focused on politics and character drama, but the backdrop has been the impending doom of winter from the first chapter in the book and the first scene in the show. Now if it's...

Jokes on hodj. I enjoy being fed my asshole.

You care. Just admit it.

What the fuck kind of Italian are you?!

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I like ricotta in calzones and lasagna, but it's very very mild in flavor. You need a good sauce or other toppings with it. It's cheese you make in like 20 minutes, so it's not going to develop much.

That's the tagline for the Lifetime Movie they'll make about Sloshed's assassination. "She finally decided to clean house."

Thanks. Better than nothing!