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Cad is assuming their rich parents paid for all their schooling.

I'm considering as well, but I've been with this chick 3.5 years and have never been married before. I would probably just do it already if it didn't involve the whole wedding, planning, inviting people etc. Why does all that bullshit have to come with it?

So I never played a Souls game before this(I played maybe a couple hours of Demon's Souls years ago). Is Bloodborne harder/easier or just different?

How can you not be a huge Dennis fan!? He's definitely my favorite character. This season has been really good.

I'm a diet soda only faggot, but still. Diet Dew > Diet Dr Pepper > Coke Zero are the 3 I usually buy when they're on sale.

If she sucks, I imagine she'll get treated way worse as a dude. From all the examples I've seen in gaming(especially MMOs), women are treated way better than dudes.

I got the text for mine last night.

No, but cooking is a hobby and having someone who likes to clean up after is a godsend. I cook almost daily and my girlfriend is almost OCD about cleaning up. It's the best.

You ain't alone, Noodle.

At level 50 you get access to Fire Sauce.

Yeah, I'm not trying to sound like a douche, but it's my honest experience with gaming. Especially MMOs/online stuff. My girlfriend and I share a love of traveling, foodie-shit and sex. That's enough to leave us both with time for our own interests!

Most chicks suck at games, even if they are a gamer girl. I would rather my girlfriend do hobbies that don't include slowing me down when I'm trying to get some XP.

Wait...this dude has hiphop beefs?!

Your wife knows your ex used to use your penis, too, right? Uh oh.

I cut all communication, but almost always remain friends with them later on. I'm friends on Facebook with almost every girl I've dated(in a serious capacity) and even recently friended one who really hated me at one point. Never burn that booty-bridge.

Horizons was such an epic failure that people don't even remember it for the list of failures.

YouTube killed the Website star!

2 for 1 deal? Chipotle wins again!

I consider all children of the earth to by my kids.

Is Moe's giving away a free burrito, motherfuckers?!

It already is. You just don't know it yet!

The text they sent me asked for my name/zip and then said they will text me a coupon in a few days.

Sent text, got ecoli.

I talk to kids about sex all the time. It's easy.

Thanks. I read up on them and should be good to go with the other missable one.

This may have been my game of the year, had I played it last year. I'm not all that far into it(just beat Shadow of Yahrnam), but what an awesome game. I just read that I permanently missed some item by killing Iosefka before I killed Rom, which kind of sucks. The complete lack of hand-holding...

Sure looks like it.

Exactly. Actually going your own way is one thing. Who gives a fuck what someone wants to do with their own life? Joining a club full of neckbearded faggots and proselytizing about it is so cringey.

My BJs has the big packs of boneless/skinless thighs, but I've never checked for skin-on ones. I rarely buy the skin-on and when I do, not in bulk. I'm going tomorrow and will check it out.

Brutul is already mapping out his plan of attack.

Thanks Mr. Joke Explainer! Now we're all on the same page.

The powdered crap is usually called parmasan. The hard cheese that is grated is parmigiano-reggiano. Some of the powdered stuff is 'ok'.

That's what you get from that?!

You can still hold a spoon in your left hand while using the fork if you really need to slurp quickly.

God really has to hate you to make youthatfat and not even give you big titties.

Another case of "The pirated version always works."