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  1. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Fuck dude, try to stop being a moron. Who is this 'they' you're talking about? There's no omniscient narrator in star wars. Anytime you heard that it was the opinion of the character saying it. Do you need a list of all the characters we already know survived order 66? There's at least 10...
  2. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Don't let the doorknob hit ya on the way out buddy
  3. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    So I'm getting pumped for this new Christmas special. Has anyone seen it yet? how long is it? I'm going to wait till Christmas eve. I noticed in the trailer they're doing time travel.
  4. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Is it my imagination or has Romo upped the game of other announcers? I've been noticing a lot more this year that announcers not named romo are finally giving us details like what the team should run, what coverage the defense is in and what it means, etc. There was a little bit in the past...
  5. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Winner!!!

    If you follow caps example you fnd sacred cows. Then rape them. I think he's the most deserving asshat in the history of the prestigious award.
  6. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    have you tried blowing on it?
  7. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Winner!!!

    What the fuck? You already posted this and the celebrations were ramping up. I'm not sure we can do it again.
  8. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    In my defense, I did say mods.
  9. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    It's not working. Mods can do it but they have to follow the law. Citizens are allowed to run around capping as many motherfuckers that we have bullets for.
  10. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sheeeit I been trolling those waters since I was 16. I was always a little scared of meeting kids but I never shied away from single moms. Proven performers as far as I'm concerned. Only reason I was worried about the kids was because I was afraid of getting one with a bad attitude who decided...
  11. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    That's why I said most. Xeq is the only one still here. At least it would be a step away from always going to political posters. This time he at least gets an asterisk.
  12. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    I was going to vote tomorrow but now I'm afraid folder will read that last post and use his massive wealth to ban me from here instead of the more logical choice of luringdick. @Caepan because teeks didnt come close. If he follows in the footsteps of most previous asshats and asshats off into...
  13. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    If the threadban item was working I was planning to threadban him anyway.
  14. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    Motherfucker is this why you lost? Because you didnt count all the votes for luringdirk? I thought those vote counts seemed suspicious.
  15. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Missed the end of the game because I'm in a shithole country. They cut away for there regularly scheduled televized yoga class. Luckily there were pretty girls and it really turns me on when I don't know what a bitch is saying.
  16. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    COWBOYS NATION CHECKING IN Superbowl bound baby AND a top 10 draft pick, that's what we're going for this year. Or does the superbowl winner always automatically get the last pick no matter the record? I forget.
  17. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    plenty of time for folger to vote again.
  18. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    I'd like to see her play a damsel in distress. It would have to be a comedy and there'd be one scene when no one is watching that she punches a bad guy and launches him into orbit. I too would pay $1000 for a chance to wrestle with her. Do you think she'd agree?
  19. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    That's fine but we really need nudes to put this to rest.
  20. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    Goddammit foldger this isn't a facebook giveaway where you can enter every day.
  21. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    And if you don't like the taste of bananas you can take them as a suppository. All the nutrients none ofthe calories.
  22. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 2

    You been waiting 4 years to use that haven't you? Well enjoy it your window of opportunity will be short.
  23. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 2

    If this was a swing state (which it is) and you were a democratic election official (which you are) then you'd count mikerb's post as votes for scream and teaks*. Since those are the only 2 of the 4 he voted for that was clearly his intent. and 10 votes for biden
  24. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    Screamfeeder vs. @Caepan - Fuck that guy. He probably needs psychological help and not an asshat avatar, but this is all we have to offer. Also, I don't like the avatar and want it changed. @Vanessa vs. teekey - Fuck that guy. He probably needs psychological help and not an asshat avatar...
  25. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Yeah I skipped all the SW cartoons at first because I can't stand that style of animation. But I got used to it. After watching rebels, the clone wars style didn't seem as bad. Rebels animation was peak shittiness. They dialed it back for resistance to something more tolerable. Resistance...
  26. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    My dad had a recipe for carp. He didn't particularly like carp but this was pretty much as good as it could get. You don't have the scale it or anything. Just cut 2 slits down either side of it's back to make pockets. Then find some cow manure and roll it into balls. Yes this is real, I...
  27. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    Screamfeeder vs. Caepan Vanessa vs. teekey
  28. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Not entirely true. Maybe the part about this ep causing the blowup only appeared now, but we definately talked about him bitching out before any episodes dropped and talked about it being because of having to wear the helmet. But thanks for the rundown.
  29. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Can someone type out the jist of this rumor for those of us who aren't going to watch? Please. I feel like a 'please' should be in there somewhere but I don't know where. So now it's in there twice.
  30. Hoss

    Letterkenny

    I need to figure out how to watch it.
  31. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I do. I get so fucking annoyed at having to check voicemail. Even with spammers if I don't feel like fucking with them I answer and hang up so they can't leave voicemail. That's the reason I won't sign up for the spam blocking service on my phone because it sends potential spam straight to...
  32. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Plot twist. Thats actually a former altar boy of his.
  33. Hoss

    Batwoman

    If you are willing to look hard enough you will always find things to be offended over. That's why they say someone has taken offense instead of saying they were given offense. You make the decision to take the offense.
  34. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 3

    No probably not. 3 other people who's name I can't remember will most likely get 1 month bans and another one will get a 2 month. Or is it 2 people with a 1 month and 1 with a 3 month? Something like that. At any rate the point is foldgerbro is probably going to win that one.
  35. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    YOU GOT THE RONA! Quarantine to self for 10 days and try not to think about how quarantine literally means 40 days.
  36. Hoss

    Batwoman

    He was in the crossover, so he should be connected. I figured for sure he'd be a bigger part of next year's. Does it feel at all like a blacksploitation film of the 70's? Because I love those but I didn't see any way they'd do that in current year.
  37. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 3

    Xeq must have once acted up during phazel's time of the month and yeekey hasn't done that yet.
  38. Hoss

    Batwoman

    Is black lightning worth watching? I skipped it because I'd never heard of the character.
  39. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    And titties. Don't forget tig ole bitties. I always thought a story with a completely alien species being the hero would be interesting. I don't think we have what it takes to make that story though.
  40. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 3

    First off Fuck you Asshat you can't tell me what I'm fucking voting on! And B: Hasn't it been more than a year since he's been muzzled? He was threadbanned before the bully pol pit happened, and that was in July. Thirdly, even if we say he was in politics up until july, it's still only half...