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Screamfeeder vs @lurkingdirk - For inducing a seizure with the graphics in the first post. And also because scream being barred from politics has almost completely eliminated his asshattery. I think some of you are voting on how he acted in the past. Lendarios vs. @Caepan - For colossal...

In HS I did a typing test on the computer and scored north of 100 by just banging away on random keys and taking the penalties for the errors. In real life, I believe my typing speed was like 25 WPM. Haven't done one since. I think my mom was close to 200 IIRC. I saw her typing on electic...

I think the people on alderaan had a higher average life span. Until they all suddenly didn't that is. I've thought about this too. I like to pretend that there's a whole other galaxy of conflict within that galaxy and they just don't cross paths because their evolution made them so...

I think I type faster than I actually do. I have to be sure to proof read my shit because I'm always leaving out whole ass words. My best guess is that my mind THINKS I'm typing faster and just skips words to keep up with my train of thought. Come to think of it, I'm not 100% sure this is a...

Because I'm not a faggot. There's only bros and hoes.

I'm really glad the first pussy I tasted was a sweet one. My theory is that taste is determined by race but diet also makes sense. That first girl was oriental and Mexican mix. I never tasted another oriental but I tasted a lot of Mexicans and they were almost as good. Every white girl I tasted...

No. Most if not all of them live longer than humans. Yoda was 900 and thats both humanoid and frogoid. Chewie was already a hundred years old when Han met him. Gravity varies everywhere by a little. Its just part of life for them like elevation changed are for us. I think there might be a...

You let him get to you scream. You're not supposed to let us know you have a weakness for animals. Dog's not gunna fuck you dude.

Oh yeah. Well, if the stuff about dominion is true ... Actually no, I'm not going that route. Instead I'm going to remind everyone about how teeky said he took the bet because he was planning on leaving after the election anyway. So if he wins this he probably won't be around to serve his time.

Isn't teekey the one who's going to be banned once it's official that bidet lost?

Coming from someone who supports a family of incestuous pedophiles, this is not surprising.

Who's the actress. Maybe she's flat chested which would be consistent.

Maybe so maybe no. If not for modern medicine (the pill and condoms) I would have also had a lot of kids before I got eaten trying to wrestle a grizzly.

That's a gonna be a soft pass from dog.

Maybe. Depends on how much dick sucking you expect from a secretary.

I did some calculations and the matchups would have been 34,39% better if you had used reaction score for your ranking instead of post count. You can bump that up to 86,81123% better if you use the likes to post ratio. But that's a lot of work.

BAH of course you so. No doctors get paid when I use a common sense like a bar of soap.

I had occasional cramps in my calves at night. I just started sleeping with a bar of soap under the mattress and it cleared it right up. It was told to me as a home remedy and I did it as a lark. But sonofabitch it worked. There was one night cramp since I started doing that and it turned...

Yes. But they're basically camping for the weekend so they stay sweaty unless its cool out. These are the hardcore people who wear armor. There's also day trip people like me. And no. I do not wash.

I do remember many times getting leg cramps mid stroke when I was young. I always kept going and finished. The girls would ask questions like "why did you suddenly straighten your leg halfway through?". One girl even said she didnt like that position and to not do it again. I told her to go fuck...

@lickingdick what say you? Are other methods acceptable such as @ing your choice so they get spammed with alerts? Technically if you mouse over the name it does get underlined.

Then where does the drugs go?

Mine sure as hell isn't. And it's not really the single function thing. It's about how often will you use it and can it be done just as well with something tlse. A coffee maker is single function, but many people use it every fucking day and you can't really make a cuppa joe without it. So...

Well, at the ren fest for the past 50 years there's been a squad of girls who wear chainmail bikinis. It's been pretty much the same girls for all 50 years. I can dig up some before and after pics if you like. But the good ones won't be SFW.

You have unlimited room in your kitchen? I guess you can just keep it next to the salad shooter and the stand up mixer and the fry daddy and the popcorn popper. It's a waste of space if you're not cooking rice every day.

@Araysar vs. Screamfeeder - Bet welching faggot gets the vote 100%. Screamfeeder isn't even allowed to be an asshat anymore. Don't know why anyone is voting for him. Free him first, then vote him in next year. @lurkingdirk vs. Mist - For election fraud mainly. But also because he can't even...

Out of curiosity, is it shitty rice or did you always do it perfectly? Best way to cook rice is to put in 50% more water, boil it uncovered, then drain off the water. Fluffy every time no exceptions. I don't think a rice cooker can do that.

She's based and redpilled. They can't have that from a strong female lead. She's an auntie tina.

Have you considered stud services mrshause? *wink*wink*nudge*nudge* knowhatimean ey?

It's like when they gave people sharpies to mark the ballots. They knew it would be hard to read and would give them a chance to cheat. And by 'they', I mean lickingdick.

They should tell these squeaky wheels that in this show superman is in fact an FtM trannie and louis is an MtF, and they consider themselves lesbian lovers because they each love the feminine side of the other. But none of that will be talked about directly in the show, only hinted, because the...

If they didnt she would bitch about how they're hiding their feminity when the world needs more strong female characters. Anna is uglier than I thought. Didnt she get raped? Was he blind or is that a weird fetish.

If you read this thread you've pretty much seen all the good parts. Except for the one where he tells the guy "fuck you I'll see you tomorrow". Have you seen that yet? Larry David is a good writer but only has 1 way to deliver the lines and it gets old halfway through the first time you see it.

How about we judge the one who made the rules. Come on we're going to his house now. I have an extra pitchfork for you. Just stay where you are, we'll come to you.

OK. Good add. She's not top of the list, but probably ranks #2. She wasn't ever a main character but she was there the entire time I think.

You really wanna have this argument here? Even if you just hate titties cause they're nasty sacks of fat, why not choose boomer? For my money, Old Xena, Boomer, then Tricia. But admittedly you have to look past boomer's hairstyle here. #4 is probably Katie, but I can't remember any other...

Not really. His wife has a public calendar if you wanna get into the rotation.

They didn't say what store? Are they Christmas shopping or waiting in line at academy to buy some ammo?

That rustles you? I've been laughing my ass off over it. The part that rustles me about it is that liberal family members are using it as a reason to cancel the holidays this year and I was really looking forward to the arguments.

Are you saying screamfeeder IS bernie sanders?