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Is err going to serve this time? Cause I'd pick him to decline.

I assume this is a bannable offense on reddit, so report him. anyone can afford nudes. Your Santa is just lazy.

In that case go ahead and get one imported then wait till it turns 18. Might even get a good deal on one they're ready to discard.

How old are you? People who hate the weight of a gun when they get older often find they hate the recoil of the lighter guns even more. I wish I still had my that 870 I got when I was 15. Some dopehead stole 20+ years ago. The damn thing constantly failed to feed because a little bar in the...

If that's a chick, I like her instincts. Something starts erupting, shove it in your mouth.

Last axis I killed was a beast too. We didn't weigh her per se but 150 lbs of man could only get about half its body up off the ground with a simple pulley. He was swinging from the rope like Tarzan. That was before any field dressing. We guessed she was about 225 on the hoof.

How long [strike through]are you [/strike through] is he willing to wait?

Getting off the plane the other day, I was in the back and the line wasn't moving so I decided to pop off to the toilet and take a piss. When I got back to my seat, my laptop was missing from the overhead luggage compartment. I saw it before I left so whoever it was took it while I was pissing...

Ban this faggot from the thread. Nevermind. He redeemed himself.

Vibroblades. Almost as cutty as a lightsaber when turned on. Most blades in the star wars universe will be vibroblades. Takes a lot of fuel. Not worth the cost if you have nowhere to be. There was a book where someone tried to hide in hyperspace for months and I think they went crazy. But that...

That's a first world problem? Pretty sure it'd be a legitimate beef even if you were a starving Ethiopian being waterboarded and raped at a secret spetznaz training camp. Maybe it wouldn't be at the top of the list, but it'd be worth mentioning. Edit: now I'm wondering if his "zipper" is his...

Serious talk for a moment. If any other cowboy fans wanna split a room in Miami and maybe even car pool to the Super Bowl, shoot me a pm.

Rams main problem on defense is that they were going for the ball instead of the tackle. Zeke and pollard made them pay for that all night long.

Apparently the Cowboys' only problem was the kicking game. Now that that's sorted I guess I better book my superbowl reservations.

No. The Cowboys won the coin flip and dak elected to kick it. Anyone who has played organized football past Jr high knows you have to defer and let the other team elect to receive. In the end new York stepped in and made the rams kick it to them to start the second half.

I just wanna say as a cowboy fan the rams shoulda got the ball to start the second half. Dak was stupid and stupidity should hurt. It took him 4 tries to say the magic word and he was still clearly saying he wanted to kick. I learned how to defer in Jr high. How the fuck has he not learned it yet?

God dammit Cowboys. Isn't there a single non retard you can send out to handle the coin flip? Fucking rams can't even make a first down without a penalty and they're still going to beat us.

No. It depends on context. My wife and I bring it up all the time and our marriage is fine. Every once in a while we remind each other of things like how she'd rather make the rest of my life miserable than give me a divorce and that's OK because i'd be more likely to seek a murder than a...

Tell him the best you can do $4k but you will write a receipt out for whatever price he wants to tell his wife he paid.

Watching that is my christmas eve tradition. It's so awesome. The best part of it is the commercials. I try to find a different broadcast version every year. What happened that spoilers were allowed? The movie hasn't released yet has it?

When do episodes drop? I thought it would be Thursday, but couldn't find it last night. As long as they have the same body shape, that's fine. Just don't slip a chick into the costume like they did in empire. Palpatine had a project where he collected samples from as many of the jedi as he...

Nothing I said mischaracterized that. Glad to hear the notifications were working. I only tagged you to make sure you didn't miss us talking about you being a creep. I wouldn't feel right if I was talking behind someone's back.

The show is amazing. Sure it's a throwback to 70's-80's TV but why is everyone saying that like it's a bad thing? That was the golden age of television. It reminds me of shows like Kung Fu, Vanishing Son, Incredible Hulk, and Fugitive. Good guy on the run constantly moving from town to town...

Well that was a bullshit grounding call. He had a 300 lb motherfucker hanging off of him. It's understandable his throw didn't have its normal zip.

It's a battle to see who is the more mediocre team. I think we have our answer.

I didn't know how much trubisky physically looks like Romo. We have no chance.

I thought that would be a touchback since the ball was in the endzone. If he was an offensive player it would be a touchdown.

Lets just start with the most obvious solution. Why don't they do that shit at one of the shift overlaps? I'm assuming you run 3 shifts (06:00-14:30, 14:00-22:30, and 22:00-06:30) and doing it at 11 fucks 2 shifts. Second, it sounds like they need to do it twice at 14:00 and 22:00. That way...

After. In fact, I'm dusting off a FB account I made for one of my female toons and I'm about to hit him up and try to get in on that action.

I don't remember it being creepy, but I think what he might be talking about is the fact that the guy lindz fucked was her old guild leader. And then @Noodleface became leader of the wow guild and talked a bit about guild leader fucking. I think lindz might have even been in the guild, or...

If it's an alpha male, all you gotta do is let it. If not, well you can always use peanut butter to get some licking.

No porn in the FSR. Double the pay of the amod who enforces that one.

Lifelong Texans fan checking in. Sorry I'm late. I've been drunk.

It might vary by state or even county. In my county when you get the summons you can go online and pick a date. If you do that, you get to skip the first part where you sit in the jury room waiting to be called. You go straight to a courtroom where lawyers start the voir dire. I can only...

Unfortunately, I don't live in the American Dad cartoon, which is the only place I've ever seen that allows volunteers.

Jury duty. I might be the only person in the world who wants to serve on a jury so it rustles me everytime I'm called and don't get seated. But today was worse because one of the ladies selected straight up said she was ready to convict the guy before the trial even started. Two others who were...

Nice try at dodging the velour issue.

The forum was not staunchly against it. That was pretty much just you and khane. The stance for the rest of us was more like "keep us updated"

What the fuck patriots only need 1 foot down now to be a catch? Fucking bullshit.

To be honest dude, youre making it too easy on them. It's obviously easier to contact you than to unlock themselves. I don't know what you can do to make it harder, but you should think on that. Maybe they have to come to your office and present 2 forms of ID. Claim someone unauthorized tried to...