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I'm going to stick with my guess that she took it in the pooper. But I got to wondering if pegging counts as sodomy since there are no real genitals involved. I don't know kentucky law maybe @hodj will answer.

But it's a dry heat in vegas. For real if you've never been, you'll be surprised at how little you notice it. Just be careful you don't get sunburned.

Not based on the article. Where the fuck did you get that? I can't remember how the old joke went, but it was something along the lines of them having to use male pits because the female kept killing the gators. But as long as the males dogs were horny enough they would fuck instead of...

His weakness is that he has to find people impervious to fire to fuck. Wonderwoman, superman ... wait actually lets just stick to girls for now.

Well first off, it was a joke based on an old joke about cross breeding an alligator and a pit bull to win dog fights. But I will address the question as a thought experiment. Dogs can lick their own assholes. The flexibility would not be a problem even if he would only be able to bite the...

So which do you guys think it was? Mouth or anus? She looks like a girl who will do both, so I'm gunna say both.

Hard to believe that's a 100 lb dog. Need a banana for scale or something. I doubt it's a pit bull just because I'd expect the pit to be able to win.

At work they wanted me to review a drawing for how 2 pieces of equipment are connected. No problem, making shit work together is one of my favorite parts of this job. So I redline the drawings, give it to the drafter, he sends it back to me, I OK it and send it to the boss. Boss has picked...

So you're saying being raped by roving bands of muslims isn't really as bad as the media would have you believe?

Wait, it has promise. The heroes could figure out what's going on with the flaming clinger and wonderwoman could throw him a pity fuck every time he starts to act up. Then you get to make comics about their children.

@a_skeleton_02, what are you going to tell girls about your living situation? You gunna admit you live in your mom's basement? You gunna try to explain that you're just temporarily stayin with you mom? Or are you just going to dodge the question and be like, yeah baby they fumigating my house.

We all probably had similar stories. I used to get banks who wanted to charge a fee to cash checks that were drawn on their bank because I didn't have an account. I was like, why? Well in case it's fraudulent or has insufficient funds we can take the money back. I said, it's drawn on your...

OMG I never knew there was a macho woman. Was there an ultimate warriorette?

I treat it as a joke with my wife and tell her she needs her hysterics therapy. I think she suspects that I pull that out when I'm just horny. I let her believe that, but between us, it's for real. The jokes are when I prescribe sex for other ailments. Oh you got a headache baby? Come suck...

You need to make sure bitches get regular orgasms or they get crazy. Thats not a rustle btw, it's one of my favorite features of women. At least it is as long as I'm still interested in sex. Gunna suck when I'm 80 and my dick is broke.

And potential starters only too? Or are we counting guys who never had a shot and it'll be career ending technically? Was about to say it's a stretch to call Quinn a key defender. Then I saw Gregory's name. What the fuck man. I really like him. Why can't he behave?

Dunno if every stadium has tours but the tour at jerry world is pretty cool. If it was me I'd go someplace like Lambeau for the history

As long as a professional is doing the measurements, that sounds pretty good. Seems like you'd need a final fitting no matter how it's made, but maybe not.

I thought guy fieri was dead. Snopes says he's not, which makes me think he most likely is.

How custom is it going to be if you dont see them face to face? Seems like they need to take the measurements.

I keep saying I'm going to find someone who can make custom clothes. I look sometimes, but I never look hard and didn't followup on the one lead I got.

Yeah blows my mind that some people can't do that either. It's kind of like rolling the tongue. I still think people who claim they can't roll their tongue are purposely fucking it up. Doesn't mean I'm willing to fuck with cleaning up shit though.

Bad? I hope I'm never downloading from your server. What the fuck makes you think it's for men? Especially after folder told us she loves the stuff. This is "Zima for men"

Don't think there's any rules on this forum against threats of real life good times.

What part's giving you trouble man? I hope it's the realization that they got your money and it counts towards the total box. Cause that's my personal favorite part.

I guess maul saves a lot of time at movies with his practice of pre-judging shit. Doesn't save any money, but isn't time more precious?

lol @ u trusting so hard in the reviews of a bunch of edgelords. Whatever. They got your money so it counted towards the box office receipts. Which means they will make more for me to enjoy.

I don't think this is a reboot. They had pictures of K and J and shit. This is just the next sequel.

You're not arguing with me bro. You're arguing with webster's dictionary and generations of language development. It's in the definition of homosexual that both parties must be of the same sex. Unless you're playing mind games and are using gay to mean happy. In which case, well played.

Turner's voice did it for me. Especially in VI Warshawski.

Wasn't that pretty early in the movie? Seems like it was either when she was still a kid or when she looking for them to apply for a job. Thanks for that valuable review of a movie less than half watched.

Not all women have vaginers you racist. Nothing that happens between a man and a woman can be gay.

Will it still be showing on BBCA though? It'll be weird to have a show on BBC and not be able to see it on BBC's app. I mean BBC's app was shit, but at least it was free.

What the fuck kind of season finale was that? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad they're back to the original universe, but still. Also, there was supposed to be a wrap show afterwards and my DVR didn't record it. Does anyone know where to find it?

That's the end result of texting and driving laws. She shoulda been allowed to keep on driving and text. She would have wrecked, but at least she'd be on the sidewalk where people can easily avoid her dumb ass.

There have been QBs on rookie contracts who had a winning record. There have been plenty of QBs on rookie contracts who won a few games. Almost all QBs on rookie contracts who have won a game. movinggoalpost.gif

Slow down foler. You may get to try a kuriin if you play your cards right.

Unless you're doing it wrong. Hey noodle, maybe we can help you out. Foler can come over to your place and let your wife eat his ass.

I mean, it's not usually just 1. Only if it's a quick hug and you're carrying shit or something.

I had already finished masturbating before I figured out they were bowling.