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I've come up with a solution for the cowboys. Make Dak the highest paid tight end in the league. That way his ego is stroked and he gets paid what he's worth. Who has Jerry's number, we gotta get this idea to him.

Man, you got a weird family.

What do you mean by lean over for a hug? The only two types I know are 1. Bodies pressed fully against each other or 2. One person's legs wrapped around the other one.

I refuse to believe prescott is that stupid. He'd have to think he's the best QB in the league. Zeke might have a case, but I don't think cooper thinks he's the best either.

A neighbor just posted that their 3 month old pit escaped. Should I post a message saying "Thanks for the warning, we'll take care of him quickly if we see him"?

Oh and I guess it needs to be shrunk down a little.

How about this? Unfortunately it will only work on people with the default theme.

Taco Bell's logo is going the wrong direction. The latest one is downright unappetizing. When I see it, I think it's an abandoned taco bell with a faded sign that no one bothered to take down.

aint no motherfucking meat at fry's.

What the fuck? How high were you dude? For $7.50 a piece at an electronics store, you must have been cooking a couple of mouse pads with gel.

You also say it as someone who didn't catch the original context. I was going to reply with some ilhan omar quotes.

Goddam autocorrect. That was supposed to be LICK not like. My phone clearly doesn't know how depraved I am. Yet. And now I've forgotten what I came here to say. It was a thought I actually had in the shower last night.

I'm hoping that his podcast will bring people to the site. Because of the name, it will most likely be people who were searching for a religious podcast. When I was searching for his, initially the only thing I found was Fires from Heaven. I only read the synopsis, but I'm pretty sure any of...

allright then, tired of standing on his tiptoes to kiss her. Tired of her hiding shit from him on the top shelf. Tired of her giving him a boost to get into her truck. Tired of her picking him up and carrying him to the bedroom. Tired of her jokes about him going up on her.

The prison is MAGA country?

At least that one might actually be a pit. You can tell because the damage it did didn't take 2 staples and a bandage around a couple fingers.

I don't even know who that is. Google Image search say's he's a canadien soccer player named jonathan grant. Oh wait, there he is at the bottom of the page. Sean Taylor. That's cold. Both by you and google.

WTF "dude", why are you doxxing me?

I tried cereal with water once. Took me once to realize it was 100x better dry. Wtf is wrong with you?

I just learned that sand tiger sharks eat their siblings inside their mother's womb. That's metal as fuck.

We know it was a pit bull because if it wasn't, the headline would have been, "Border Collie heroically saves 6 yr old from black neighbor."

They're good boys, they just need some structure and the Cowboys are better than anyone at giving that structure! So what if one or 2 are failed experiments. Look at all the people we successfully helped. My theory is that when the redskins sign you, you just lose the will to fight.

I'm going to count that as getting the last word on a subject.

Naw son, if the dicks are all rotated 90 degrees the balls won't touch. If her asshole is up so the dudes can all fuck down, balls won't even touch strange shaft. Course, in that position the dudes faces are like inches away from each other. But no balls are touching so it's straight as...

Of course you'd say that. You don't want to believe your team is jinxed.

He was fine until he became a redskin. I mean, not counting the trouble for whipping his kid.

I thought for sure blondie was going to get arrested for stealing the car.

Thank God it's just a title. I thought it was a legit reboot and was afraid to click on the thread.

I'm just glad they're not making it an all female reboot.

I like my wife's ass. But if we're making out and she has a runny nose, I'm like "eww fuck get me a towel". Apparently snot crosses the line.

Should totally pretend he brought pics and you're showing them to the Webcam. Or better yet that shes there flashing.

OK if he brings his wife's tits to the podcast, then I'd be in favor of Tmac's otherwise awful idea. You can post it on the same sites that johnny was hosting his videos of fucking whores.

Yeah, the porn was much better in my last simulation.

So your suggestion is to turn a podcast into the lowest form of youtube video? Sound with still pictures? I sincerely hope he doesn't listen to you.

Screenshots for a podcast? One of us doesn't understand what a podcast is.

I have nothing to add, but this thread isn't at the top of the subforum and it should be.

Are we not allowed to make fun of tuco's male pattern baldness? Or does it just not bother him so we dropped it quickly?

What the card doesn't say is that the name means liquid platinum. It's pressed into a relatively worthless but utilitarian metal called gold. Before putting it in gold they were just carrying around cups of the shit. I keep a bright flashlight in my truck and will shine it at the...

Holy shit, did your son piss himself?