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This brickwork is amazing

why don't you go poop in a sock? (am I doing this right?)

but he still has you beat with his medically-sanctioned poopsock

well thank god for that.

Oh my god. Tell me that's not a real thing? If it is, he definitely has you beat with his temporary medically sanctioned poopsock. I think I should reconsider associating with this forum. I was actually considering making my own account.

Dirk is out for the night, but he told me to tell you that you are all shitlords and to keep up the good work. He also said (and I don't understand this so maybe someone can translate?) that he has every poopsocker beat at the moment. All the medication-anesthesia and all that have made him...

I had never heard about this before. In our first house we had an unfinished part in the basement and had a plumbing leak that pooled on the cement. Dirk told me to get the push-broom and spread the water out evenly over the bare cement and run the dehumidifier and it worked like a charm. In no...

mrsdirk here. I had enough of the hospital cafeteria food, so while dirk was still in and out I walked across the street to a greasy spoon and got country fried steak and eggs. They had a large selection of hot sauces. I tried a few of them. Maybe I have base taste but I still like tabasco...

Hi guys. Dirk is through surgery and in recovery. Doctor said everything went perfectly, could not have gone better. Just wanted to let you all know. mrsdirk

Who are you?

I'm text book baby.

Tomorrow. Wish me well fellas. Spending the 4th of July at a BBQ not able to eat anything. Awesome.

I suppose I could do windows down. But I don't want to. Not so little a motor, but yeah, it's working harder to drive the air conditioning.

Please, this is the SFW section. Try not being so erotic.

One of my local wood shops just got a 48" planer. I talked to the owner and he said anything that fits in there goes through for $1 a pass. Unbelievably awesome. They'll do resin filled wood, too, if that's what you've got. He said they got is so people had access to it, don't care if it's...

I can't remember if we talked about this already, but I'm amazed at what a difference the air conditioner makes. I get about 27-28 mpg in the city with my Ranger. When I run air conditioning consistently it's more lie 22 mpg. That seems ridiculous to me.

Grandparent racing at Emerald Downs is a real thing. And we all need to see it.

Happy 4th you bunch of degenerates.

Why do people continue to respond to this guy?

Neighbours are hilarious. In all the wrong ways.