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    MTG thread

    WE ARE RETURNING TO KAMIGAWA WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT If I can't ninjitsu out an Ink-Eyes at some point in the new block I am going to be very, very disappointed.
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    MTG thread

    Return to Kamigawa. Duh. Also Horsemanship
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I'm going to tell a story. When I went back into college after my time in the United States Army after learning how to rig explosives and lay mines and barbed wire (which I'm legit good at, btw. I could put together a 10 row that would stop a tank) I majored in Criminal Justice and then later...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Of course it applies. You are crying to the whole world about how unfair things are and perpetuating a culture of victim hood that strangles ambition and drive in its crib. Oh the horrid unfairness of it all! Let's all be misanthropic cynics and bemoan our stage in life. Can anyone lend me some...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Itsa me, Grimsark! Start at about 22 minutes. Not a fan of Stefan overall but I really,reallylike that specific line of reasoning.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    My god, it all makes sense now. When I'm a geezer and the language no longer makes sense I'm going with 100% 90's kid lingo. RADICAL DUDES
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Baby, just accept that the lizard patriarchy gets what it wants. And this lizard wantsyou.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    One for Mist and all the other sexy black ladies. In the forum fan fiction I'm writing you are a sexy black lady so just roll with it. Sexy.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Still, all things considered...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Everyone under the umbrella provided by the white male oligarchy should thank their lucky stars they get to be in the shade it provides. It's a whole gigantic pile of rape aids and dysentery everywhere else.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I don't care who is arguing what! If I'm to shoulder all the blame in history for the color of my skin than I choose to own the positives as well. Son, we live in a world that has white bitches, and those white bitches have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    No really,get fucking carried. Oh, you don't like the direction we have driven the world? Too fucking bad. You are welcome to move your ass to China or Haiti or Somalia where Mean Ol' Honky won't do you any harm. I'd chose to stay in the most advanced society in the history of the world...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Get carried, nerds. My backpack's big enough for your noob asses. I'm probably playing too much League of Legends.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    FUUUUUUCK Fine, swap me with whatever first round draft pick for any sport that just signed a 10+ million dollar contract that is also black.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I'll trade places with Bruno Mars on the spot, Magic Forum Genie. He looks like I want to look. He fucks like I want to fuck. He is smart, capable, and free in all the ways that I am not.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    First Louis CK and now Chris Rock. These guys arecomediansguys. They telljokes.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I think we should change topics to thin privilege.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I understand what Tanoomba is about but I feel like we really walked into a bucket of super crazy with Mist. I have never seen someone acknowledge the divide and conquer strategy while continuing to enforce divides.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Again, the very idea that you can group up every single person of fair skin into one gigantic homogenous group isfucking clownshoes.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    It doesn't fucking matter! Do you think that I share anything in common with Jamie Dimon other than the completely superficial? Or that my great grandparents shared anything other than species with John Pierpont Morgan? Your enemy isn't men you fucking derp. Your enemy is bankers.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The experiment is cute but the guy is a fucking moron for making that joke. Yeah, the Wallstreet protests were aboutjealously.They weren't at all about the Federal Reserve handing out billions and billions of dollars every month to banks for years, subsidized losses/privatized gains, JP Morgan...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Wait now, the "Outsider Male" archetype is just as much a reality as being "The Authority" or "The Professional." I'm not going to go dig them up on Google but there have been a whole slew of the same kind of shit regarding fathers in the U.S. and their children. A crying kid and a male...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Dude, learn your history. Europe didn't ever divide itself along strong racial lines. Everyone was white and it was fine. They always fought about other shit than race and racial history. Race never entered into any disputes because they were all white. An Irishman like Louis CK would travel...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Actually, the current social construction of "white" is not the same as it has always been. It used to be far, far narrower.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Look, white women have this really good thing going on where the bask in all the privileges provided by their masculine counterparts combined with getting to classify themselves as minority and accepting zero blame for any of the shit their men do that they told them to do. All the benefits of...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    There it is again, this separation of white women from the white racial distinction. White women are fuckingmega-privilegedand somehow they get to stand on the outside with the minorities? Fuck all that. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing minorities that white women were...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Aw shit Pooksie Boo, you done messed up. You think I'm saying that men have it harder. You actually think that is my argument. Here everyone is prattling on about genderthisand racethatwhen what everything thing comes down is money. The financier class of this little oligarchy we've got going...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Incarceration rate, prison population, homelessness, suicide, work place related deaths, live expectancy, divorce court, child custody, alimony, forced conscription, and so on and so forth. And hey, the United States is the only country in the world where more men are raped than women.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    This is all just a plot for the mega-privileged (white women) to deflect attention away from their selves and come off as oppressed minorities when the fact is that the entire world turns for they and they alone.
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    League Of Legends

    Counterplay is one of their buzzwords along with toxic gameplay, negative patterns, and anti-fun that don't serve any useful function or have much meaning at all. Most of that article can be reduced down to "we are nerfing shit based on being used at the highest levels of competitive play"...
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    League Of Legends

    I want her to be a bruisery top and not a pokey mid, damn it!
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    I thought he was savvily referring to the fact that almost every car these days already has a GPS installed.
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    Not on my car.
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    Yes, I'm sure everyone will be told the devices only track distance. And then we'll find out that's not the case. Because that's pretty much how it's been going with all of this shit for years now.
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    Given all of the ways there are to account for lost gas tax revenue how are we to think any different? It's a plan to track everyone in every vehicle while charging the citizens for the privilege.
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    League Of Legends

    What they need to do is revert Nidalee to where she was two years ago and then instead of nerfing her into the ground so all she can do is chuck spears go the other route and nerf all her mage bullshit while keeping her bruisery shit intact. If they are just going to nerf her spears and walk...
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    Remember when we heard how TSA body scanners worked? And then it turned out they didn't work the way everyone was told? I think worry is well appropriate.
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    Any advice on temporary turtle care?

    If you think it's a pet (it isn't) than go with a kiddie pool. When you realize it isn't a pet drop it off by whatever local body of water/swamp/marsh. This time of year around these parts the turtles are on the move for mating purposes. When I was a kid my parents caught a turtle while...
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    California trying GPS-tracking mileage tax for 2016

    Isn't this the best time? When charging citizens to track their movements is not yet a reality in California?