Seemed smile worthy at times but not really funny. Mostly it came across as a tv comedy writer spit ballin ideas. In this episode well have her get engaged and she'll be happy for a change, it'll be hilarious. Nope, just mildly funny.
I used to love catching gophers. We just used string with a slip knot and whistled to get them to stick their head up. It's kinda like fishing. If you do the flooding method a nice modification is to set a trap upside down over the hole when flooding. Since I'm commenting I'll contribute...
I actually don't love them because of fit, but I work on a mouse all day and I'm specific in my needs. Sounds like you are as well. My favorite wired mouse was the old Dell ones but excess buttons are superfluous for me.
If they indeed do have alien spacecrafts and it is disclosed I think it'll be about as exciting for the general population as pot being legalized. Basically a news story for a week or so and back to not caring.