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  1. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    I remember before Diablo immortal launch seeing videos mapping out the time and travel for the world events to progress. Then it turned out that progress was meaningless before the might of the credit card
  2. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    The real question is whether the servers are even functional long enough to cap out the newbie zone this weekend
  3. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    It's a male spirit possessing a female body, so may be one of the few times they/them is actually appropriate?
  4. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Is that the new treasure goblin? Bag o Dicks Goblin? Spurts loot as you whack it
  5. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    I'm a simple man, I see Whirlwind, I play game
  6. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    When you get to the frozen keep in diablo 3 I swear I'm missing a cutscene or something, you're just randomly starting to do some ritual to the chick and I have no idea why.
  7. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    We're just riding a nostalgia train at this point
  8. Kuro

    Investing General Discussion

    You can't worry about the present when you're building the future maaaaan
  9. Kuro

    Investing General Discussion

    When I was a kid my dad put my dog mauling money in a 16.2% CD from a local bank. Was like, can we just do this with all our money?
  10. Kuro

    Investing General Discussion

    Well, not feeling great about having all my funds there right now XD
  11. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Just tell her you need the new PC for the baby!
  12. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I remember getting into EDH and being like "I'm only going to buy a couple Mana Crypts, it's dumb to spend $20 on a card only legal in a niche format"
  13. Kuro

    MTG thread

    They take Gush from me in every format
  14. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    GW stores starting a new army hobby league in April with achievements and shit, and the schedule our local store owner posted looks like it would hit 2000 point armies just in time for start of July.
  15. Kuro

    Investing General Discussion

    I like the comment thread, "Of course you can't trust a Gentile to run the bank well"
  16. Kuro

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Neanderthals are the biggest scientific glow up. From retarded subhuman cavemen to suicidally depressed super humans. "Why invent ranged weapons when you are tough and strong enough to melee DPS down everything with a reach weapon?"
  17. Kuro

    The Three Musketeers: D'Artagnan (2023)

    Ever since he was raped by that bear it's been easier to stomach him
  18. Kuro

    Riot Games MMO

    His brother and father died within a month of each other the last year, I'd be kinda fucked up and reassessing priorities too. Plus he had a spooking when the Twitter cancellation train tried to drag him into the blizzard shit storm
  19. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Wait you guys didn't have to make the deal with the skinless dude?
  20. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Where's my polka remix?
  21. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    The free strategic reserves in Arks season is so fun, has made a bunch of garbage units playable
  22. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    Yeah, there are a decent number of match-ups in 40k where turn one first player is "scramble to another hidey-hole if possible, or stay put"
  23. Kuro

    MTG thread

    If it's a modern take on Tolkien where's my gat?
  24. Kuro

    Ashes of Creation

    Standard game dev is now six years of early access and then releasing the game just so that you can sell the expansion or sequel next week
  25. Kuro

    Investing General Discussion

    I'm a proponent of spite investing. Invest in companies you hate. If they do well, that sucks, but at least you make money. If they do poorly haha fuck you shitty company. Win-win!
  26. Kuro

    Warner Bros acquires rights to Middle-earth/Lotr, several movies planned

    The Love Boat, featuring Alatar and Pallando
  27. Kuro

    Warner Bros acquires rights to Middle-earth/Lotr, several movies planned

    I can't wait for Frodo and Sauron's giant CGI fistfight with laser beams and explosions. Why would anyone call the lame 2000s rings "rings of power", if they had real power they'd blow stuff up not turn invisible like pussies
  28. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    When the servers are down all day on launch the Diablo Double Down tie in will be clear
  29. Kuro

    Miniature Painting

    I'm just on Operation: Copy Vince Venturella until you don't suck
  30. Kuro

    Miniature Painting

    Well, here's my stormcast eternals army I traded a Tabernacle at Pendrel Vale for, still unconstructed. VS my 6000 points of chaos picked up one or two boxes at a time, so about 2k points assembled and painted a year. I can't even get up the spirit to resell the SCE, much less figure out where...
  31. Kuro

    Miniature Painting

    Yeah, I bought way too much when I got started and it just intimidated me into avoiding working on it since it felt like I was miles away from finishing.
  32. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    My area was one of the demo areas for it, because we are fat as fuck
  33. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Body shape also circle
  34. Kuro

    Miniature Painting

    Minotaurs are nice guys, they've got Vs on their shield for Very Friendly
  35. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I am going to Scavenge them onto Varolz as Richard Garfield intended
  36. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Maybe the monster is afraid of the dark
  37. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    I'll blast yer legs off so as you can say that to my face, umgi! That's a grudgin
  38. Kuro

    MTG thread

    This is not what I expected a 4cmc Thalia to look like, they got me there. I really like the Jin Gitaxias, his flip ability is a neat "quest" for your deck to go on. Where's my Ulgrotha invasion WotC?!
  39. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    I just want to be able to kill my friends with shit
  40. Kuro

    Hogwarts Legacy