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Have you asked her? Maybe she just prefers phone calls. For all you know she could be dyslexic and therefore hates texting. Why didn't you put a baby in her? Actually, I'm glad you didn't. Leave that womb for a more worthy male.

Yeah her big ass should help keep it from falling. That's what I'm saying!

9 years and she still hasn't learned to actually hula hoop?

OK sure, but the ceiling on her attractiveness isn't THAT high. They probably decided it wasn't worth the effort.

I can only assume she was looking for whole milk. Unrelated. Because of this meme I learned rowdy roddy piper died 10 years ago. WTF man, the day just keeps getting worse. Actually, I didn't hear Ultimate Warrior was dead either, but I kinda assumed with him.

Yeah they smell pretty good when they're new. But that tee bark/dog breath/pork rind smell wears off fairly quick under direct sunlight.

One time I was there, I saw 2 teenage girls with a rented wheelchair and they were swapping out when one got tired of pushing the other. You were not abusing the system enough.

https://www.wildthingsfur.com/proddetail.php?prod=Genuine_Coonskin_Cap I can't decide which one is right. With the face or without.

Were you wearing the coonskin cap? I went twice as an adult. It took us a few days to figure out the wheelchair hack. Rent a wheelchair for your elderly mom for like $5 and since most lines are not ADA compliant, you get mixed in with the speedpass people. It might not work anymore, it's...

Would that really be a huge difference? Michael douglas was prettier than glen close. Change my mind.

I've just been keistering them. But I think I've been doing it wrong. I can do a whole 8 oz package and nothing. I didn't even realize they were supposed to make you high.

In that case, it should have been at least 40 times. How is he supposed to know she really loves him if she's only there for him 95% of the time? Also, I cannot fix her. That's the kind of girl where it doesn't matter if you give her a fake name and address, she'll find you anyway.

So, he's representing women in the thread?

Maybe start making complaints to HR that people with made up pronouns aren't wearing stickers listing them. If that doesn't work change yours to Wakandan / American Inventor and file complaints against them for not using yours.

BACK TO BACK TWO LIMITED MILITARY POLICE ACTIONS.

There's a whole pocket with nothing but werther's originals. Oh and another pocket with loose 38 special +P+ ammo.

I was going to say it's like a cargo vest. I too am interested in this wizardry.

Monkey girl doesn't need to be fixed. I can break her.

I can't remember the years, but I paid 5k for for a 50" TV when they were new. Over a decade later the TV died. I went to a TV repair shop and got a bigger one a few years newer for like $100.

Automated tech support voices would probably be more trustworthy and useful if they were male. The xfinity automated system will hang up on you if you call it a cunt too many times.

I don't hate the bengals or anything, but I hope he does go back and play in college for the lulz.

When your pussy stank but your friends are afraid to tell you directly.

Well, when grok becomes sentient and starts wiping all you losers out, I will be willing to pay the daddy tax.

I like the last one best. Somehow he still looks wolfy even with the hairless chest. I'll see how it looks when it's shrunk and pasted on the character sheet.

How could you tell? The first simpson's episodes were butchered right off the bat. Sure they were slightly better than what aired on the Ullman show, but that's a really low bar.

Then you'll have to wait and see if any of them grow up to be lawyers.

You know, you said you were still tweaking on it and never posted a followup, so I didn't look too hard at them. I was hoping for a hybrid werewolf wearing the black dragon mask. Since I never commented on them I will now. I prefer the ones without the sword. The last one is the best. I'll...

I've been looking for a pic for him for years now. Fuck it, I guess I should just use that mugshot.

My bard is named Daniel Tiberius Sharp because of this story.

Where the fuck can I even watch south park these days? I'm probably 2-3 seasons behind. I saw one on HBO and never found it again after that.

I'm sure he originally said "He taught me if you aint cheatin you aint trying" but the publicist made him change it.

That's the one narrated by jeff hays?

The biggest toy I ever got was the GI Joe Hoover craft.

I'm not there. I can't comment on that. I know someone who ate mexican food in Denver and they reported the salsa was literally spiced ketchup. That's the extent of my anecdotal evidence.

I think DVDs could come back. Lots of people in my orbit are getting sick of companies playing fuck fuck games with subscription based digital media and beginning to buy (or steal and make) physical copies again.

Yeah well, colorado springs itself (the city in the original post) is only 18% high spanic, 7.5% foreign born, and 96.6% US citizens. https://datausa.io/profile/geo/colorado-springs-co/ Colorado is 22% high spanic, 9% foreign born, and 95% US citizens. Denver is 29% high spanic, 13.8%...

I can see that. OOTS acknowledges them. One character died and went to heaven with Gary Gygax. The characters level up. One character has a nemesis back home who always levels up when she does without doing anything. So Monster Hunter International won't be LitRPG? Like I said, its the...

Does anyone know where to find those epilogues without buying the latest book? These are the ones where we see what's going on on the lower floors. Did he post them online somewhere? Maybe in a Patreon? I'm not a cheapskate, I just don't want to buy another copy of books I already have.

First off, cheap labor to build your tiki bar. Second, ask her if she makes tamales. Once the bar is built, if her tamales are shit, THEN report them to ice.

Yes that was the gay voltron. I bet bubbles preferred that one.