Search results

With how long (distance) the Evoker's spells can be, they are going to be the new Moonkin of pissing tanks off

The updated Bikers are the only thing we haven't officially seen yet (and the codex is rocking an old bike picture) so it was a very accurate leak. Probably part of why they fired all the playtesters

Target has a store brand, good and gather, that has chicken sausages I like; 15g Protein/6g fat, microwave in a minute. I use 2 of em and some greek yogurt when I don't want to actually cook anything to hit my protein target for breakfast.

How could a man with two Brass Scorpions not fuck

RKF art hits my strike zone

They'll just label prepatch "release" and we'll wait 6 months for the .1 patch to add an end-game.

Knowing the guy who had the foils in question, they're literally the only copies he had of the cards since he normally plays Brute, and sided out the Pulse in a decent number of matchups. He wasn't given the option to replace the foils from the vendors, although others at the same event were.

Two of our locals were on the team that got DQ'd for using foils, so folks are pretty pissed

If I pay a subscription, the game is available whenever I feel like playing that month. If I buy a battle pass, I have a list of daily chores to do this month or I don't get the things I paid for, since they like burying things at the end of the pass.

But can I buy wow tokens with wow gold to whale in d4?

This is what happens when folks actually quit WoW instead of secret-shame-playing it.

Invisible fucking caps everywhere

Every Paragon level past the server paragon level is an EXP% Penalty

Your gear can randomly titanforge like WoW and get a third stat or 2 stats but higher than the normal paragon level determined range.

Don't you have a phone to play the game anywhere anytime?!?

Member when the EQ devs told the community it was technically impossible to add any more armor skins to the zone files. Then immediately showed that it was possible when they released the shop with cosmetics. Good times

Your digital and physical collections are still seperate, although they started giving out digital codes for packs with prereleases, and some select new player products had codes to get a digital copy of the product in addition to the physical.

The Diablo franchise at this point feels like they skipped past "Do the players want a pineapple up their ass?" directly to "How far up their ass can we stick it?"

Obviously forgot to switch off of his shit posting account

There's a content creator whose channel has like one hundred diablo Immortal guides. He is ready to quit five days in

Anyone who spends over $100 should be locked to the Immortals faction, just hardcode the game to be free to play plebes Shadows trying to swarm the vastly better equipped Immortals

Blizzard is trying to encourage you to improve your life so that you can afford their game

But because races can no longer be inherently evil, this mindflayer reached zhir position of honor in dwarf society by helping the dwarves deal with traumatic memories and consuming their biased schema constructs within their minds in order to help them lead a kinder, more intersectional life...

Maybe he'll give $10,000 to each stockholder

This will be Blizzard's most profitable game ever, and they will use that as a cudgel in their other product development teams

I absolutely love Jaxis.

Ben Brode could sell me testicular cancer, so I'll probably give this a shot

He is ready for any chaos soup list you throw at him

But economists will have to consider the possibility of future Clown Stabbings when working on their models afterward.

Fucking Brianna Peppers over here.

This is trying to trick me into dollar cost averaging instead of just capping out my retirement accounts at the start of the year.

Obviously we need to get another pandemic lockdown to fix these numbers

Just reprint force of negation in standard, ezpz (joking, half the combos are creature based because it is The Current Year)

Obviously the correct whale move is to have a blinged out 40k commander deck and then also make a full 40k army for that faction. You can even commission a fellow FoHer to paint it ;)

Somehow $112.50 a deck isn't as high as I expected for the collector edition

If the whole deck is foil it will all Pringle the same way and thus remain playable, pretty big brain

I wonder if Warhammer commission artists will start doing Warhammer alters for Magic cards. Gotta keep them decks visually consistent when you upgrade em

Now add back in buddies and Darkmoon fair tickets for clownshow

So we've got ultramarine art and abaddon art, that's two out of four decks down. Guess it comes down to whether they think they can make more money pandering to long-standing factions with the last two slots with something like Eldar/Orks, or piling on the current sisters/necrons marketing...

If it brightens your day, just think of all the idiots who put their student loan payments into the market for "making some money during the freeze" who thought they'd pop it out +15%