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  1. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    So will I still be able to call folks huntards?
  2. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k: Chaos Gate

    Why would they need denuvo? The Emperor Protects.
  3. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I'm actually less interested in collecting due to that. Bling is kind of pointless when it's raining from the heavens and nobody has any idea what version came from where. It's like mount recolors in WoW.
  4. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Because it's our easiest class marker. If you're poor, or were raised poor, you probably have shit teeth because you couldn't afford dental care and were eating poor people food, which is cheap, soft, and packed with sugar. Or you're a Meth-head.
  5. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    "Was Shadowlands driving away all the substantive WoW youtubers part of the Jailer's plan for me to get this interview?!"
  6. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Asmongold is the totem spirit of the kind of gamer devs are desperate to erase from the memory of the genre. His braying laugh is the toll of doom for their dreams of video games being played on rooftops with trendy 20-somethings.
  7. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Sleeve your deck in alternating blue pink and grey sleeves and if anyone shuffles your deck on presentation call the judge for transphobia
  8. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Scrub for new default pronoun. It's gender neutral!
  9. Kuro

    Flesh and Blood

    Baller
  10. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    How to not inspire faith in your company: Get on stage and talk about how developing big games is hard and you're all burned out and want to work on low effort trash and are thus pivoting to mobile games.
  11. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    They should add a pause button to mythic+ so that I can hold people hostage
  12. Kuro

    Flesh and Blood

    They're trying really hard to make me play nullrune in cc. I refuse. 1000% Disrespect
  13. Kuro

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Only so many ways to dangle shit off a hat
  14. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The only acceptable furry is Skaven, because they are the opposite of everything furries imagine themselves to be
  15. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Which is weird with half the new hires having gone out of their way to get boobs
  16. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Original Iksar look better. You had 22 years.
  17. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The main thing I remember from first patch wrath was people not being willing to take tanks below a certain defense threshold for dungeons, but that threshold required having dungeon tank gear
  18. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    This is the year of our lord two thousand twenty two sir, chokers are used for hiding Adams apples now
  19. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I'd play MoP again. MoP Monk was one of the most hilariously fun clusterfucks.
  20. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Stonebro seems like a solid dude
  21. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Surely dragon riding dailies will be as fondly remembered as WotLKs vehicle dailies
  22. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Probably the Tortollans, we did give them a bunch of ancient artifacts. They're finally going to make the world safe for all the little turtles.
  23. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    That's because you're supposed to play wotlk classic for the next thirteen months
  24. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Will they make undocumented adjustments to evoker's deep breaths every patch?
  25. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    They will have seen how much people like FF14 and decide to steal the most innovative feature, banning you for using DPS meters
  26. Kuro

    Flesh and Blood

    I think the old system wasn't working for either group, collectors or players. The new set up should make the bling the hard thing to chase, not the actual product, which is better for card collectors, worse for sealed product collectors. The Chronicles set is suitably hideous, so there should...
  27. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Will I be able to get this one for free by playing wotlk classic for a year?
  28. Kuro

    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    I hope he had insurance. Untimely joke seems appropriate, considering who it is. RIP, your voice will live on forever in our heads.
  29. Kuro

    MTG thread

    It goes infinite with Devoted Druid
  30. Kuro

    MTG thread

    The russian one is going to be worth a lot ;)
  31. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    You can totally use QA as a vector to enter once-good companies that are now hollow talentless shells of their former self. Like half of the hires at bioware while my friend worked there were former QA testers who barely knew how to code, and were bad at QA, but at least were familiar with the...
  32. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Secret Lair Dwarves appeals to me
  33. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Getting to the afterlife is really easy, it's the getting back that's a bitch
  34. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Maybe they'll bundle Microsoft Office with your WoW sub so that you can sim what gear to wear
  35. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I'll believe whichever one has a half dozen Dragonflight reputation bars to grind
  36. Kuro

    EQ TLP - Vaniki (Level-Locked Progression)

    Hey backstab and evade macro is multiple buttons, and sometimes the boss would move. Skillful shit.
  37. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Obviously they're switching to old EQ-style two unfinished expansions a year release cadence, since they know whoever is left is going to buy whatever they squeeze out anyway.
  38. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k

    So, the Squats thing wasn't a joke, and they're getting their initial model wave this year.
  39. Kuro

    MTG thread

    So, organized play announcements yesterday. Pro Tour is back, relatively straightforward feeder structure. Win local qualifier, go to Regionals. Top 8 Regionals, go to Pro Tour. Win regionals or pro tour, go to Worlds. There's some back end fractional Invites based on consistently placing...
  40. Kuro

    EQ TLP - Vaniki (Level-Locked Progression)

    I was always happy to not have a manabar and thus not need to use the Luclin models