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Hey man, if it's just straight fuckin'.... And yea, she's awesome. Love her to death. Not many wives like to play nerd games with their husbands and not be raging cunts/e-whores.

Yea pretty much this. My wife said to me long ago that she basically wouldn't care if I had a one night stand, but she'd leave me on the side of a country road with bullet holes in my kneecaps if I had another emotional relationship behind her back.

This right here is pretty much me. Except I'm 374 and want to be 218. I live a pretty sedentary live. Desk job 9-6 sometimes 7 and all of my walking is to and from the printer and outside to smoke. Few weeks ago I bought a 20lb dumbbell and have been doing exercises with it at my desk...

I have never cheated on anyone, but have been cheated on. When it happened though, it wasn't emotional cheating. We had been seeing each other for a short time, and agreed to be exclusive. Then she fucked some other dude. Anyway, we were both young and stupid and it hurt me but I dropped her ass...

5.2 confirmed for 2/26

Yep.

Motherfuckers who take 20 years to make a turn...whether it's onto another street or into a driveway/parking lot. You do not need to take the turn at .5 miles per hour. God damn.

Yea I did some of the demo "moves" and jesus christ, haven't worked some of those muscles...ever.

I was watching some of Jake the Snakes classic matches on youtube over the weekend. I forgot how much I liked him as a kid. The character was just amazing...and no one could do the DDT like him.

Really thinking about starting this up myself. I keep a 20lb dumbbell under my desk at work and bust out some exercises throughout the day when it's slow. Over the past 2 weeks I've noticed a big difference in my arm and shoulder strength. So much in fact that my back starts to hurt when I don't...

I think it's depressing because he was a 6'8" handsome had-everything dude, and now he's a 6'8" fucked up old man with nothing but a pacemaker.

Jesus fucking christ that video makes me want to kill myself.

I was ready to pick this up after the last Sim City I played was SC 2000. Then I started seeing all of the restrictions, and fuck that shit right in the butt hole. EDIT: Holy fuckballs SC2k came out in 1994...god damn that makes me feel old.

The big list of porn. www.tblop.com I think I got that from Tuco?

Thank ye gents. Contribootin'

When did this turn into /gif/ ? Clarification: When did this turn into hardcore porn gifs and requests for sauce every other post?

I'm not even getting a 403, it's just blank like there should be a line of text.

Me too. I mean 4,068 members is chump change.

...Tyen?

Hit 1 on the big dude when DBM gives you the cast warning in phase 2. Hit 2 to interrupt yourself AFTER DBM counts down from 5 (Took a few tries before I realized that you start casting after DBM gets to 1 on the countdown). Spam 4 when the raid gets you to 20%. Phase 3 spam the shit out of 1...

As a paladin I run around in a circle and get annoyed by the fucking silence.

Ahahaha

Apparently all the people I beat to death last night with a giant purple dildo in SR3 has turned me into a killer. Lookout places of public gathering, your giant fallic doom awaits. But seriously, fuck the NRA and fuck copout video game blaming.

TROLL RAID INC. "The Thunder King is also tied to the Zandalari trolls, as players learn in Kun-Lai quests such as Stealing Their Thunder King. The Mogu and Zandalari were old allies, and the Zandalari are looking to make their new home on Pandaria, so maybe we'll be getting some new troll...

Just got a new laptop for work with windows 8. It's...gonna take some getting used to. It feels like a 17" cell phone.

Speaking of trolls, Gara'jal heroic is a giant cocksucker if you're a DK tank. It's doable but god damn is that shit retarded. After that bullshit I don't want to ever see another fucking troll.

I enjoyed the first playthrough...but trying to do it again makes me very bored, very fast. Especially trying to get some of the challenges completed with terrible worded hints.

Fuck this thread and fuck these onions. I remember ever single one of those just by seeing the movie still in the window.

Get my arm blown off? Fuck it, my men need direction!

Emerald weapon for me. Also there was a Shinobi game for playstation that was RETARDED hard. Took me for god damn ever to beat. I would have to say the hardest and most rage inducing game I ever played though was Rival School on playstation. That game made me so angry I ripped a controller...

I don't wanna sound like a dick here, but that BMW looks like a hyundai. It also screams mid-life-crisis-wanna-be-street-racer.

Totally. What I meant by my comment was exactly what happened. Let her get her foot in the door for one post, then SLAM.

I would agree, but again I wasn't saying "do you need to do this?" just so she doesn't have to do it, or because she's smarter than everyone else and is going to drop out of highschool. The point is trying to figure out whether or not she should be in classes that don't give students bullshit...

Nowai!

:P I meant in the context of does she need to do it for the purpose of doing homework, which is to drill into your brain the stuff you don't learn from reading or in class. Not just go to her and be like "Hey kid, do you need to do this homework?". More like "Does this homework actually help...

Terrible parenting 101 in this post. I don't envy you for having to raise, help raise, or in this case "lord over" a teenager...but you sound like a prick. Your wife sounds like she thought a daddy would fix the girl, and it sounds like you resent the ever living fuck out of her (I'm sorry...

It's almost more fun to let her get a foot in the door, and then slam said door on her foot.

Top Gun for the NES. I could never, ever, land the motherfucking plane on the carrier. Ever. I can't tell you how many times I threw my fucking controller, but it was a lot. Also Final Fantasy 8. Just couldn't get behind the gunsword faggotry. After being a completionist with Final Fantasy 7...

Actually he's a disabled Vietnam vet, retired AF after 20 years...and he voted for Obama. But he does get crotchety.