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    Post Your Pet

    7 year old German shepherds are about as close to the perfect companion you will ever have. Fucking shitbags is what's wrong with people. There was 2 like that in the shelters when I was looking for a pup, young adults, both had had their muzzles duct taped or wired shut and had significant...
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    Post Your Pet

    Somehow managed to live thru the night. Still hasn't eaten or drank anything. Face is pretty fucked up. They seem to think the shit in his lungs is parasitic or bacterial, which is a helluva lot better than fungal. Maybe we toss him some ivermectin and hope that shit cures it like it seems to...
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    Post Your Pet

    Looks like this poor little bastard finally met his end. Not the dog, she's already gone. But the cat who was trained to be fearless by the dog. In fact, I don't actually have any pictures of him without the dog. He's been living it up as the apex predator of the neighborhood for almost 10...
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    Health Problems

    They probably just want to know if they can blame your condition on it, these days.
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    Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)

    He's got a terminal case of TDS. Probably the worst anyone's ever seen
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Of course you don't. Neither of them were born when you were in school
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Lmao, one of my buddies who was in the military and I were in a group training about 6 people at work and one of the trainees asks Vic how many people he's killed. Vic politely declined to answer (hint, it's a lot), then he leaves the room, the rest of the group completely dog piles this guy for...
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    Post Your Pet

    Think I need some help with my dog. Kinda outta my element here. For reference, I've had dogs my literal entire life. There are pictures of me with a dog we owned that I do not remember. So, I know how to handle them, I'm super comfortable with pretty much all dogs. I had a Rottweiler snuggle...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Skip Crazy horse. I did the same trip when I was a kid and 30 years later, I'm convinced that shit won't be finished in my kids' lifetimes. It's too far outta the way and nothing worth seeing Spend the day hiking in Spearfish Canyon instead.
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    Health Problems

    Cortisone shot? I've been working in warehouses my whole life, and every single guy I've ever talked to says "I regret getting the shot, don't get one."
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    Investing General Discussion

    I don't make many posts in this thread, but I just wanna throw out another shout-out to @Sanrith Descartes and others for the retirement advice. I cashed out my pension at the beginning of November, to the tune of $64,000 and tossed it in an IRA which has 100% of its position in SPLG. Right now...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I tried doing it with water, but honestly, skim milk was the way to go for every flavor I tried. Adds minimal calories, but makes the flavor really pop
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    Post Your Pet

    Gratz on your new dogs for life.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Just mix more shit in it. I love strawberry flavored anything. Literally the only thing I have gotten from DQ in the past 25 years is a strawberry blizzard. Every week the kids go to Chick-fil-A and bring me home a strawberry shake. Gold Standard strawberry? Fucking wretched. Gold standard...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard 100% Whey Protein Powder, Cookies & Cream, 5 Pound (Pack of 1) (Packaging May Vary) Amazon.com If Amazon links don't work, because it's gay on this board...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Yeah, but 120g is just over half of my goal for the day, which is the reason why we use it. You do you. My life has done nothing but improve since I've started using it though. Although mine has a lot less ingredients than that one.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I think the most important thing about a protein powder is that it doesn't taste fake or gay. If you can manage that, it's probably fine. And to Gurgeh - the reason why we don't eat more protein with meals is because when you're actively trying to build muscle, eating enough protein to...
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    Spaceballs 2

    Nothing deserves a soulless sequel, but that's not the world since 2000, so here we are
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    Kickstarters

    Honestly? For $100? Seems like a pretty stellar deal. I'm in. Thanks.
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    Ancient Civilizations

    Yes. Because there was only one boat.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I truly do think that everyone can just benefit from a good app that tracks your metabolism and calorie intake and just lets you do what you want. Macrofactor really changed my life. For starters, alot of people think they're eating a lot of protein, but aren't. They don't really know what they...
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    Is there any mobile games out there that aren't just money grabs?

    All of the Kingdom Rush games are pay once, full versions of the game. Extra heroes might be more $$, but none of them are required. The dragon warrior series is out for mobile and pretty faithful adaptations, again, pay once, no ads or anything. Puzzle and Dragons might seem like a money...
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    Windows 10

    Well, it wouldn't be that way if windows 11 wasn't complete shit. Just started a new job - windows 10 on the old work computer, windows 11 on the new one, and I can't find a single fucking thing in a timely manner. For fucks sake, they moved the fucking shutdown button that's been in the same...
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    Borderlands

    ...why did they gender swap Knoxx? Actually, nevermind, I don't care. not watching this fucking trash.
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    Parent Thread

    Don't listen to other people. You know the answer you want out of this My parents are shitty. Complete garbage people. Not garbage like a lot of parents with substance abuse, but garbage as in they're narcissists and I have no idea why they had kids. Only one of us talks to them, and I firmly...
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    Energy Drink Thread

    That's a bit extreme, but it will etch concrete in fucking short order. I'm talking in the span of hours.
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    Ancient Civilizations

    I agree. For instance, if I found a house with no locks on the doors and no alarm clocks inside, I'd think it was from several thousand years ago.
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    Which computer chair do you use? Needs to be poopsock viable

    My secret lab is still fucking killing it too, 3 years old and still in perfect condition.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    That's actually really easy too if you have a smoker. I took a bottom round and a center round, sliced em thin, hung them on toothpicks in the smoker for a few hours, fucking awesome. Marinade them beforehand to your taste. Important note however - refrigerate that shit. It ain't like...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    protein powder, bro. 2 scoops of Gold Standard whey, 2 cups of milk = 407 calories, 65 grams of protein, 2 grams of fat. I thought it was just for Arnold looking folk, but honestly, changed my life. I feel 10x better eating my body weight in grams of protein every day, no T required.
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    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    The dog fucker is a retard about many things, but you picked the wrong hill to die on, because it's literally 1000% true and you'd know that if you even tried to track it.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    A friend's dad left her this voicemail.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    The best thing is that she looked ready to fight before she hit the saran wrap.
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    Board Games

    Well, I mean, I own everything from the -Haven franchise, up until they went too woke to tolerate, but I've also gotten several YEARS of entertainment out of it. When that's what you do for fun, it ain't that big of an expense.
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    Board Games

    Holy shit, that game looks awesome. I never knew I needed a wild West dungeon crawler.
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    Health Problems

    Oh, kinda like 2020-2022? Like that?
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    The Metal Thread

    Saw Allegaeon tonight at a place that holds 500 people. Been a long time since I've been at a venue this small. I love seeing bands like this. So much better than the massive arena bullshit. Also, always amuses me how small most musicians are. These guys surprised me - Greg is my height...
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    Woodworking

    I taper my table legs like I like my women, skinny at the top, wide at the bottom
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    So My Wife Died...

    Winter is fucking hard. I didn't get anything at all done this winter. I had plenty of plans, all kinds of shit I was gonna do. I did none of it. Losing 2 buddies and the dog was enough to make me just wanna hibernate. Spring has been better - I know it's cliche, but there's just something about...