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  1. Cutlery

    Health Problems

    Well yeah man, they can't possibly take a corner once they're that huge. It'd be like a bus trying to turn downtown.
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    Ancient Civilizations

    Ah, thanks, almost forgot about that guy not having any idea how to speak with a normal cadence. Been making YouTube videos for years, still no clue how humans even talk. I like to imagine in the future archaeologists will stumble upon his ancient recordings and they'll conclude that 21st...
  3. Cutlery

    The Prepper Thread

    Like this...next to 2lbs of chicken for scale.
  4. Cutlery

    Gloomhaven

    It's unfortunate, because it truly is a fantastic game, incredibly unique classes, fully scalable content for both player count and difficulty level, a massive campaign, an amazing grindy RPG, and yet....fucking faggotry will be the death of it. I would really love to play GH 2.0 with a better...
  5. Cutlery

    Dating

    Yeah, it's semi hot like once. After that, no fucking bueno. Oh well, least it was a tinder date and not the office gal!
  6. Cutlery

    The Prepper Thread

    Nah, my GF does this too. Basically, take your lb of ground beef that you bought in a 17lb chub from Costco, put it into a Ziplock Quart bag, get all the air out, then flatten the beef, so essentially it's a "hamburger" that's exactly the dimensions of a quart freezer bag, and about as thick as...
  7. Cutlery

    Gloomhaven

    They renamed the Brute to Bruiser because "Brute implies low intelligence, which should never be a trait on a tabletop game." Motherfucker what? INT is a stat right? They renamed Beast Tyrant to Wildfury because "the bear is his friend, he's not a Tyrant!" Just gtfo of here.
  8. Cutlery

    Gloomhaven

    Yeah, make minis for a game that's been out for fucking 6 years and everyone's already played thru. Isaac and the guys helping him are seriously up their own asses so far on this shit. On the bright side, I don't need to give a shit about the IP anymore.
  9. Cutlery

    Dating

    And it was so good you were in a coma until Sunday night?
  10. Cutlery

    Gloomhaven

    All old shit. Just minis instead of standees
  11. Cutlery

    Woodworking

    Yeah, I had to shim all of mine while I was going, I noticed that too. Crazy that he can just cut 3-4 at a time and then take them all off at once.
  12. Cutlery

    Health Problems

    Man, I just thought it was a joke. I had no idea you were really buttmad.
  13. Cutlery

    Gloomhaven

    Dude is off the rails. Gloomhaven - 200k backers. Frosthaven - 70k backers. Gloomhaven 2.0 - 2100 backers.
  14. Cutlery

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't actually like ice cream either, but Strawberry Blizzards are my jam. Sometimes I'm not even hungry and I stop and get one. Hence why my kid got me the soft serve machine. I'm reasonably certain all they do is dump some strawberries into a cup of soft serve and blend it. I'm gonna find out.
  15. Cutlery

    The Fast Food Thread

    What's wrong with that? Just get your own ice cream machine! Bought an immersion blender so I can make my own blizzards. Outta soft serve mix though, gotta get another bag.
  16. Cutlery

    Woodworking

    Yeah, that'd be badass, but I already bought this router, and a 2inch surfacing bit, and built this table, and this sled, so now I'm fucking doing it myself!
  17. Cutlery

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What the fuck. That dude was fucking MOVING. Either that or I'd question the structural integrity of that beam. We've got guys at work who wrap their forks around support beams like that and they massive fucked up the mast, but the beams are no worse for the wear. Also, drive doubles, noobs.
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    Woodworking

    Redesigned the sled. Working halfway decent now. Only problem is every day I'm off work it's 95° and it's 70 every day I've gotta work. Can only do so much sweating thru a dust mask in a day. Also it's a little hard on the back with all the teaching. But, starting to get the hang of it. That...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I had one about 10 miles away up until the fucking pandemic killed it. We tried really hard too, made it a fast food staple. Tried to hit it at least once a week, didn't help. I was there so often the employees would hit me with their free meal when they weren't gonna eat. Took both my kids...
  20. Cutlery

    The Fast Food Thread

    There's no reason this place deserves to be in business and Quiznos outta business. Can't just find a good sammich shop around anymore for a reasonable price with reasonable ingredients
  21. Cutlery

    Dating

    Okay, but she's got cookies, that's gotta count for something.
  22. Cutlery

    Health Problems

    I think LLR and co said it better than me - but after the last few years, a lot of us are ready to start looking into this shit. We can just do without the degradation. I'm not gonna say the medical community is completely full of shit, but they're at least 75% full of shit, and this is the...
  23. Cutlery

    Dating

    You know, that's actually not a bad way to think about it. The only problem is determining if they're gonna be a good wife before you need to find a new job....
  24. Cutlery

    Dating

    Is the billing manager hot? But, no....I meant that my reply to her statement would have been "Brb...putting in my 2 weeks"
  25. Cutlery

    Health Problems

    Fuck it, I'm bored. How does drinking only water stop cancer cells from growing?
  26. Cutlery

    Health Problems

    Coiling a garden hose takes up less space.
  27. Cutlery

    Dating

    Sorry to hear you lost your job again bro
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    Dating

    Well, I'm not a hard and fast, 100% no dating at work guy (obviously), I just do recommend caution and taking shit super slow. That way if you get the slightest amount of pushback, you can just pivot and maybe still keep face/your job. Sounds like the basics are all there - obviously don't...
  29. Cutlery

    Dating

    Then I'd hate to be the guy accused of being "creepy" for making the first move.
  30. Cutlery

    Dating

    I say this as someone who met his current GF at work - I wouldn't. I'd let her initiate just to alleviate any problems that might cause/prevent any issues like you're talking about. Mine pursued me pretty hard and I actually rejected her first offer simply because I didn't want to deal with...
  31. Cutlery

    The Animated GIF Thread

    I get that it's awesome. But I can't wrap my head around standing there filming that shit.
  32. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    Pretty sure the ME wouldda picked that up if he had some broken bones. Didn't hear anything about that. As far as I understand, it was all set up - he had a couple bottles of vodka in front of him, couple bottles of coke, 18 smokes. His phone was on him too, and as far as I understand, it is...
  33. Cutlery

    Dating

    Ding ding ding. As a dude who was married for 18 years, and now managed to sift thru enough shit to get myself into another LTR, I can tell you this is the hard and fast, simple rule to shit - If she likes it, she will tell you. My very first BJ, way back in the fucking day, I didn't really...
  34. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    Well.... Back before I owned any firearms, my ex wife and I were in the death throes of our marriage. She ended up getting an order for protection against me which was granted by the judge based solely upon her answer to this question. "Does he have access to firearms?" And she answered yes...
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    Finding a body

    Meh, go ahead and rant. That's kinda why I made this thread. I dunno what to do, gotta talk to someone. And you guys have been plenty helpful to me. It sucks, but I'm getting thru it. I just wish there was less bullshit along the way.
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    Finding a body

    Nah man. Anyone offering to help me with this ain't evil. I know you would have if I asked, so you ain't. I also know you've had your problems, but that don't make you evil. Just makes you normal, and just doing the best you can to get by. Just like the rest of us. Don't be too hard on...
  37. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    Yeah, and I'm not saying to get on some antidepressants and shit. Not saying that shit at all...fuck chemicals, fuck chemical dependency. But you gotta talk thru your problems . There's always another solution.
  38. Cutlery

    Finding a body

    Well, let's bump this one more time so I can write this shit down and not forget the details in my old age. There was basically nothing left when they found him, after a month in the heat in the woods. Scavengers and nature took their course pretty quick. The medical examiner initially refused...
  39. Cutlery

    Kickstarters

    Bruiser and Silent but Deadly? Wait, silent knife.
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    Kickstarters

    Just change all pronouns to they, that's how you know they're inclusive! Seriously, most annoying shit ever. I also love they renamed the Brute and Scoundrel, because apparently that is problematic too.