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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, yeah, I thought about that, but I guess I should have been clearer. Women will go thru life without sex after a certain point. Men will not, no matter their orientation.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is SO wrong dude. So wrong. Mama June. Someone fucked that bitch. No matter what women look like, there is always going to be some fat ugly worthless dude who would bang her. Why? Because pussy. Period. Women simply attract the guys that are in their league. The difference is that...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think maybe the best way I heard it put is "The value of pussy is always high. There's always a constant demand for it. The value of dick? Near zero. Nobody needs yours." And that more or less sums it up. Which is just shocking to me as I age and see so many of my wife's friends nearing...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    For 4, pair with a Hino or a Vajrabhairava or whatever fits with your team and plow it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's just one of those things that hits you in the face every once in awhile when you're talking to women and you realize how vastly different our life experiences are.
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    Poll Save EQ

    I don't see my option on the poll. I'd play EQ, but I'd really need it to be in a browser or something, You know, something lightweight that can hide under other windows. Any way we can get this implemented?
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Whew, snake dungeon is no fucking joke. It ramps up fucking quick after 2, be forewarned. If you're like me, you basically take most challenge dungeons as a "Eh, whatever, I'll faceroll this, whatever it is." No. Go to Padx and look at the dungeons. You'll be happy you did.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ah, the life of a woman. Keep yourself in halfway decent shape, make an effort to be somewhat domestic, keep your crazy in check, and men will crawl out of the woodwork to win your affections. As opposed to the life of a guy, where you seem to only find out women were interested in you 20...
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    Must See Concerts Before You (or they) Die

    2009 rolled around and Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da came out, and no US tour was announced. It was heavily rumored that Till wanted to call it quits after this album because he was getting close 50 and he didn't want to be doing this his whole life. They hadn't been to the US since the Mutter tour in...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    I thoroughly enjoy seeing the builds other people figure out for shit to take the base "best" build and tailor it to what they have. Mine ended up being - RLB (Delgado), Dios, Jormungdar, Austrailis, Dios and RLB (Ma Chao), Dios, Grodin, Dios, Dios That would one shot Z8 thru his shield...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Yeah, you need a suicide though, that was why I couldn't use it - LuBu is on a different account than the DMeta! I saw the run, and it's pretty safe. There are no pre-empts after Nordis, which would occur before you can do anything anyway.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    There's always a chance to die on F5. You just may not have enough orbs to overcome color disadvantage. One way to mitigate is to inherit an orb unlocker on an ALB. Don't forget that Freya's buff is 3 turns and unnecessary for Zaerog after his shield is down. So you can use for Linthia as well.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    It's usually sustainable to chain run it all week with XP from arena. Run SDR until you have 50 (or 100 if your clears aren't stable) left, then co-op A1 for XP, then back to SDR. Best move I ever made in this game was to double down and grind the fuck out of that. It helps that F5 and F6 are...
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    Tattoo Removal

    A guy at my work actually did this. He had sleeves before, but now he literally has a black sleeve.
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    Killing Mice

    Cat is an underrated solution. I hate the fucking cat, but the amount of mice in the wood racks and around (outside) the house has decreased 100% since he's been around, so he gets to stay.
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    Smartphones

    Tell me about it. The second refurb is sitting on the mantle, and will absolutely make it for it's 90 day warranty due to me not using the fucking thing and just going with a different phone/carrier.
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    Smartphones

    Don't count on it. My refurb lasted 5 weeks.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    It's easiest. But you can also get it to 60% or so and then nuke hard on the next Ark Retreat. Get it under 50% twice and you're dead, so you only get one shot. I have a win vs every radar dragon now. Now if only I could get some useful fucking latents I'd be set.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Sounds like trap. Useless 5 stars.
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    Smartphones

    Amon Amarth Nexus 5x. You can't really compare a picture of a dog 20 feet away in broad daylight with a concert pic in no light 15 rows up and say the camera is shitty.
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    Smartphones

    Poor? Man, I dunno what camera phones you've seen of concert photos, but I haven't seen shit even close to that from a phone. Most of the concert shots are done with professional cameras and of course those look better. Maybe I'm out of touch, but most camera phone photos of concerts are...
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    Sirius XM

    It hasn't. Most stations are like that, as far as I know, really only the music stations are commercial free. The comedy ones are all horseshit with this and you will typically find 3 of the 6 on commercials at the same time.
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    Health Problems

    Sounds fucked up. Going up 1.5-2 diopters is a significant difference.
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    Smartphones

    You don't look particularly good! Where's my ice burn?
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    Smartphones

    It's too bad about the Nexuses (Nexii?), Google was in a good position to change the cellular world, but their bullshit phones and selection of said phones are ruining everything they're trying to accomplish with Fi. I'd still be on there if my SIM card worked in this phone, but it doesn't. Dumb...
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    Home Improvement

    Why would you need notes for appliances? What you need is warranty cards, owners manuals, and then any service bills or warranty work records. Those can be kept in a file folder in a cabinet somewhere. And the best part is, all of those folders are small because you're not going to need a...
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    Smartphones

    I am in the same boat, my second 5x (refurbed one) died on me with 45 days left on the warranty. 2 phones in 5 weeks does not a good company make. I bought a moto g5+ and it's mostly great. It's got a couple things that are fucking annoying, like there not being a notification LED, and the...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Also, that was supposed to be internet privacy, fucking autocorrect.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Are you sure it's not just a play on the noodle name for the sake of internet probably here?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My youngest was over 10lbs, after she shit. My wife kept saying there was something wrong and it doesn't feel right, and the dipshit doctor was saying "yeah, uhh, you're having a baby." As soon as the kid came out, his first words as he caught her we're "ooph, yeah, this shoulda been a...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    5lbs, Jesus. It's funny hearing people talk about things like "you forget how small they were." My kids were both ~10lbs. They were literally never that small.
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    Cool, hopefully they have the exact same setlist the last two times I saw them..which was the Emotive tour and like then like 7 years after the Emotive tour. Maynard is phoning it in.
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    Home Improvement

    Holy board shit. Interesting that the double post has the same post #!
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    Home Improvement

    They make window fans, is that what you're looking for? Best Window Fan Reviews - First Rate Fans
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    PSA - gravities got buffed today on their cooldown, so if you have a max skilled Hades or Machine Hera/Zeus or something, you'll need some more skillups. Also, 3k2 pantheon got a buff, so there's an extra time extend on your Sima Ya, for an extra half second of 4 combo DAthena!
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Yep, that's how I synced my two main accounts. After realizing I had no suicide card to drop Dmeta down to proper range, someone said Freyja works because she and RLB still pair to form 56.25x with 2 additional rows. Furthermore, you have 3 turns of burst with her now, making it entirely...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Special Descended Rush coin dungeon has had them all event. Made ~45million coins this week too from it. Gotta farm them when they're there, by far the best place to get them.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Well, prior to this event, my Minerva team on both accounts was 5 SDR across the board, along with my Liu Bei and less than 5 other SDR tama across the rest of my box. Now, DAthena team is 5 SDR, Dios team is loaded up, my button team is loaded up and I have this for the future. Its been a good...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    10 stone GF machine is a fucking trap. GFE's are always featured highly, I don't need more 5 star bullshit. Not worth it for 10 stones.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    I XP synced my 2 main accounts this week. I'm pretty happy I took the 2 days of grinding SDR on the alt and the wife's alt to do it. I'm officially 2 xp between the 2, at rank 646. Now it's simultaneous rank ups all the time from here on out! Also, 45 or so SDR tamas down, should be able to...