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    Vasectomy Inc

    Oh, yeah, I forgot the painkillers. I never take anything, so the combination of the Vicodin plus the natural heat expansion in the shower the next day made me puke almost immediately. It was a good experience for all involved!
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    Vasectomy Inc

    That's how you get extra kids. I went back. And get I check again every year or so too. The home test is lab accurate.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    You don't need anything else. Acala, 4x Verdandi, Acala buddies. Don't need any inherits because Verdandi is the best board change for Acala anyway. I mean, I dunno, I don't play no skyfall leads because I suck, but that's what I hear.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Obviously you should put those 2 Grimrocks to use.... Nah, I think that's probably fine. I'm not super up on Ruel, but I know optimal team for Acala is pretty much 4 Verdandi's.
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    Vasectomy Inc

    It will probably go fine. It just might not, that's all. I still get post orgasmic pain from mine, maybe 40-50% of the time. I'd still do it again.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Things with no HP modifier became more viable with the high stats of Revos. You'll still likely need a shield, but Susano will probably work, and Indra isn't as much of a necessity anymore.
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    Vasectomy Inc

    Yeah, the procedure itself is a piece of cake. Well, other than the "okay, now you shouldn't feel anything other than a tug," "Uhh, you're wrong" And repeat for the other side. I felt pretty good walking out of there. It was just a day later when the shit hit the fan.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    I've never played Lakshmi, but I have seen her used to great effect.
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    Must See Concerts Before You (or they) Die

    Iron Maiden is the only one left on my list. Which I'm knocking out later in the week. But what should be on everyone's list is fucking Rammstein. Un-goddamned-believeable. What an amazing show, every time, every single night. There's nothing like them out there. Tool? Fuck Tool. It was...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    I can run that badge with 76 team cost left over with Dath, Haku, Haku, RPerseph and Sima Yi at Rank 631. And ya'll crazy for not running SDR's. It's been sooooo long.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    yeah, SDR back tomorrow! Fuckin stocked. My Minerva team is 100% SDR stocked, but that was all I managed to farm last time it was up, and it obviously doesn't include DAthena because she wasn't out yet. That shit is gonna help out the A3 significantly upgrading all my shitty latents to those...
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    Smartphones

    Well, my second Nexus 5x bricked in less than 6 weeks. So, uhh, fuck Fi, and fuck their shitty phones. Moto G5 Plus, here we come.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Reincarnated Liu Bei today if you haven't evo'd yours yet.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Devil killer, which will promptly go on a Dios or something to facilitate certain farming aspects. As far as spawns, nothing dramatic. Killed Vishnu on the last turn of Force and was done with the dungeon 9 turns later. Hera Dragon and LKali both one shot with Fujin+Facet. But now that I've...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Fujin provides...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    I had 5 rolls left on my bastard alt account for this morning, and same, super glad I did...Lumiel, Yomi, Haku, Ra and Diaochan. It might actually make it worth a shit!
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Skillups are the same as everything else once you start farming A1 for sport and profit. I've py'd MANY annoying monsters. Fuck, I max skilled 2 Tsubaki's with py's because I just missed her coin dungeon rotation.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    I'd put your Blonia on your Persephone. Right now you only have one board change on the team, and you're gonna want at least 2 so you can always have one up. The reason is if you use Castor on Beelze and don't get a blue match from skyfall, you won't kill him, but you will take him under half...
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    Smartphones

    Bluetooth speaker for yard work. No cord, plenty loud enough, and you can still respond to what's going on around you if a neighbor comes up and says "hi" while your back is turned. If you're mowing the lawn/using power equipment, you should probably be wearing earplugs instead of headphones...
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    Smartphones

    8 hour work shift. 12 hours with OT. Nah.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    So, I have 4 accounts in the household - 2 that I play together co-op almost exclusively (except when I need to carry another account thru something) and then I have an alt account that I play with my wife, who has account #4. My two and my wife's are pretty compatible. I've got amazing dark...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I don't really think which kid and who's dick really makes a difference in the accusations.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What you guys are missing though is the first half of this story where she accuses him of only wanting to take their son camping so he can fuck him. This is not benign shit.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Take the kids, move out. File a restraining order.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    The best way to do this is to keep at least 2 of each golem on hand at all times (specifically when you are running monday dungeon for dub metalits on whatever skillup is on rotation), and then only running keeper of gold when you need keepers. As your glut of keepers of gold grows, you simply...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    The thought had seriously crossed my mind, again. The good news about Minerva is that I highly doubt you need the entire cheese team in order for it to work. You can probably run it at 90+% resist just fine and bring someone like Tsubaki to speed things up.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Oh, did I hurt your feelings? Sorry about that bro, i'll be more careful of my wording on posts not directed towards you.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    That's exactly the trouble. The problem is if you don't have the latents, you can't get the latents. And unless you have a Fujin, you have no easy radars, really. Zeusdra in theory should be manageable, but it's really luck when you're talking about hitting 10 million damage without going over.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    This picture accurately sums up my A3 experience. Only not just on Kali, I do this on every fight that has a rage hit.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    You know what? I'm just gonna play the game like A3 doesn't exist. I was having much more fun before then. I cannot for the life of me figure out why my damage is such complete horseshit compared to anyone else doing this dungeon. DAth/Haku/Haku/Persephone/Sima Yi on one and...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    It should clear A1 no problem. My alt (non co-op account) only has Persephone because I foolishly bought Yomi dragon instead of DAth, and I was able to do Machine Hera with that and a DAth, and that is way the fuck harder than A1.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    The only thing more bullshit than MZeus is A3. 600 stamina, 0 victories, 2 Kali deaths. One with no visible health remaining in the bar. Oh, and that was the one where the dragon killer awakening dropped too, where I would have actually been able to get past a fucking radar with actives left...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Same, it's fucking painful. Minerva/ACC, ALB and DAthena 4 life. They really spoil the shit out of you, especially co-op when you can't use the unbindable leader badge.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Yeah, Kaede lead. Ronove is technically rainbow, so flooding the board with greens isn't too ideal. Although it you have some high value Ronove subs like Rozuel (the red/blue, not her ult) and whatever the green dark sub is for Ronove, you could probably make Ronove/Kaede/Kaede/Roz/dark work...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Honestly, 3 Kaedes is a team right there, and a goddamned powerful one too. And Kaede's skillup is in the coin dungeon now.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    A 36 turn gravity is useless these days. He needs skillups too, so I might as well do both at once. Still better that farming 16 Shynpys from arena. Plus there's the whole point of actually being able to say I could do it. Which I can, but it's a complete pain in the ass.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Fuck Machine Zeus. That is all. Farmed up 10 to fully awaken with no Tamas, and that's the last fucking time I'm doing that shit. Jesus christ that dungeon is horseshit.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe that's how she got pregnant.
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    The struggle is real

    Technically, you ran out of money because you didn't do your job. Which was have a job. So it was 10 miles to the gas station, and you walked half of that distance carrying a tire after removing said tire in 35 minutes. At best you walked 5- 7 minute miles, but it probably took you time to...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Blast from the past time! @Sebudai !