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  1. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Garuda is actually fairly challenging for a required leveling boss. I remember being stuck on Garuda NM until FC members were able to log on and help me because everyone in the DF was pants-on-head retarded. +GP earrings? Good luck selling them at all. The market for that is very small.
  2. Kriptini

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    In California, if a guy is 18 and a girl is 17, and they have sex, that's statutory rape, and it can be reported as late as ten years after it happens, because the 17 year-old "can't consent." It's a very strict law.
  3. Kriptini

    Post Modern Jukebox (The Practice of Drastically Improving Modern Music)

    I'm a lyrics guy. They can make the song sound better, but lyrics are pretty important to me, too.
  4. Kriptini

    Post Modern Jukebox (The Practice of Drastically Improving Modern Music)

    I've been following them for a year or so now. I don't like most of their covers because I hate the original song and they don't make it much better, but I watch anything they do with Von Smith because his voice is amazing. https://youtu.be/g3iL596QKII
  5. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 2

    I agree with Tuco about DS1 having better environments, but from a gameplay standpoint, I think DS2 was way better. More builds were viable and backstab/parry fishing was made impossible.
  6. Kriptini

    Twitch plays Dark Souls

    The original Twitch Plays Pokemon was actually really cooluntilthey introduced Democracy. Before then, we were stuck in the Rocket Hideout for 3 days but holy crap did we come close to solving it a number of times. We would've gotten it, but streamer caved in to retarded Reddit and implemented...
  7. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 2

    That would be why. It's equivalent to using Ludwig's Holy Blade in Bloodborne. Not sure what game you're talking about, so I'll list the three that I know how they work for: Dark Souls 1: You can be invaded in any area if you aren't fighting a boss where you haven't killed the boss yet...
  8. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 2

    I finished Bloodborne. Hooked my PS4 up to my computer monitor and was enjoying it a lot more. Not as much as DS or DS2, though.
  9. Kriptini

    Youtube Games

    It's absurd. Oliver Campbell was streaming Dying Light last night and he got flagged because of the music that wasin the game.Imagine playing GTA V with the music on and going intoanycar, you're done. YouTube dun goofed. This will never be successful as long as their bullcrap copyright system...
  10. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Reddit is cancer, but it's a good place to find info.
  11. Kriptini

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    In my circles, we refer to Mormonism as "a cult of Christianity" or sometimes just "a cult."
  12. Kriptini

    Recommend a dating site

    Haha, I'm like the kid you never wanted but are secretly glad you have! It's weird to think about it, but I was 14 when I joined Flames, and I even sent a PM to LFG asking him if it was okay for me to post there! It's been seven years, now! You're right man, thanks for the advice.
  13. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Dragon Kick for the INT debuff (but if you have a DRK, they do the same thing with Delirium.) MNKs also have the 2nd highest AoE DPS in the game right now (behind SMN, ahead of BLM.) ...uh... Mantra? The only reason I switched to MNK from NIN is because my static PLD refused to go to...
  14. Kriptini

    Recommend a dating site

    Alright. I'm gonna sign up for a cooking class and get a gym membership, then try out a dating site. Thanks, guys. Maybe I'll report back.
  15. Kriptini

    Recommend a dating site

    I have a game plan, and I think I'm on the right track. Trying to get accepted to a university to get my BA, but I've been trying to get into one since I've gotten out of high school and I just can't seem to get accepted to the ones that have a program for my major (I'm a film editor). I'm...
  16. Kriptini

    Recommend a dating site

    My ex and I broke up three years ago. I haven't dated anyone since then, and I haven't even been on a date since then. I've changed a lot since I broke up with my ex. I feel less confident and more socially awkward. Three years ago I graduated from high school. I was one of the top dogs. I...
  17. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    DRG is higher. MNK technically contributes the least DPS of the three melees. DRG has the highest DPS of the three, and also gives a 10% bonus to BRDs/MCHs. MNK isbarelya higher DPS than NIN, but doesn't provide any offensive utility to its group. NIN isbarelya lower DPS than MNK, but...
  18. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Well, it only matters if you're in a min-maxxing hardcore raid. If you're not, don't worry about it. WHM/SCH comps got all of the world firsts, so WHM is still viable. It's just that AST is better. =P
  19. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    LET IT BE WRITTEN THAT PATCH 3.07 WAS THE DAY THAT SQUARE ENIX FINALLY KILLED OFF WHITE MAGE AST/SCH is just so superior to WHM/SCH now, it's silly. AST/SCH was already amazing, but now it's even better.
  20. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    According to statistics recently released by Square Enix on the last Letter from the Producer, the rarest classes are NIN, DRK, AST, and MCH... but I don't know how that holds up for only endgame play. WAR and SCH are the most-needed classes for endgame raiding, and will probably continue to be...
  21. Kriptini

    The suicide thread

    I'm gonna wear a big jacket, stuff it with confetti and wrapped candies, then jump off the Empire State Building.
  22. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Elysium and Lucrezia were both pissed last week because of the gear wall on that fight.
  23. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    So what? This is FFXIV, not WoW. I hold it to a higher standard. Why rename it? ISIS is charming and I imagine it keeps out the softskins.
  24. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Okay, that's good, at least. Still, the game feels in a very strange place right now.
  25. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    The new content coming in 3.1 seems... underwhelming. 2 new dungeons, one of which is Pharos Sirius HMNew 24-man, Void ArkMinion battle minigame, "Lords of Verminion"Airship ventures that take you and your FC members to an actual sky island for exploring and gatheringNew "relic weapon"...
  26. Kriptini

    Shadowrun Returns

    I loved Dragonfall, but I didn't back Hong Kong because Dragonfall had some major gamebreaking bugs (like during Apex Rising) that HBS never fixed. I'm going to wait for reviews and watch their Steam forum for bug reports. If everything looks good, I'll buy it.
  27. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    The better you know the fight, the better you can find out when to DPS. Take Savage A1, for example: Before the second Oppressor spawns, you can go full DPS, except for the Prey target; your other healer will probably need help with that.After the second Oppressor spawns, you can DPS until...
  28. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Always apply Bio II, Bio, and Shadow Flare first, because they can't miss. After that, try to get Miasma off, and if there's still more time, Broil, baby, Broil. Remember to Bane if you're doing AoE DPS.
  29. Kriptini

    Twitch plays Dark Souls

    The game is frozen while it's waiting for commands.
  30. Kriptini

    Twitch plays Dark Souls

    Only because they switched to Democracy, which is what ruined the original Twitch Plays Pokemon IMO. No reason to watch it now, it's basically just a really slow version of Dark Souls.
  31. Kriptini

    Rocket League - PS4/PC

    That video does nothing but inspire me. I'm totally using the "flip on your back to go reverse faster" trick from now on.
  32. Kriptini

    Rocket League - PS4/PC

    JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY A few of us from RR are gonna play tonight. Who here is PS4 and who here is Steam? There's no cross-platform partying yet, and if it doesn't get introduced soon, I'll probably buy Rocket League on my PS4 as well.
  33. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I need redo all of my reaction images with my MNK glamour. @_@
  34. Kriptini

    Twitch plays Dark Souls

    Twitch got themselves stuck in a menu because they managed to unbind the B button. The host intervened and loaded one of his personal saves. They're still stuck in the Undead Asylum.
  35. Kriptini

    Twitch plays Dark Souls

    They beat all six gens of Pokemon IIRC, but that's a turn-based RPG where you can level up infinitely and steamroll stuff. Dark Souls isn't.
  36. Kriptini

    Twitch plays Dark Souls

    The first "season" of TPP was amazing, but everything else rolled out directly after it came way too fast. Now it's just garbage.
  37. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Apparently it's impossible to find a DRG that does both good DPS and actually shows up to raid. Still looking for one if any of you know anyone. Raid time is W/Th 8pm-11pm PDT. Currently progressing A2S but will take anyone who has at least seen enrage on A1S.
  38. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    It would be really fun to be able to play Dark Souls with a friend without losing them after going through every level, but sadly, that's not the kind of direction that Souls games are going to take.