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Yeah, you"re right, real men sit on the subway and trick girls into talking to them. And then go crawling back to them after they dump them. You"ve pretty much got no room to talk, dipshit.

That"s a pretty fucking big "If." Lotta labels these days for shit that basically everyone goes thru, and then people start to dwell on it and using it as an excuse to not be a man. It"s pretty much bullshit. You got diabetes and need an insulin pump attached to your belt so you don"t have...

Well, some of it I can kinda understand. Like my dad is an aircraft mechanic, and my wife"s best friend is a car mechanic, and neither of them have hands that I ever wanna see in contact with me, like ever. And that"s after about 3 tubs of Lava/GoJo. Some of that shit is going to the grave with...

Well, unfortunately, some of us men have to actually work for a living, and as it turns out, throwing cases and wearing boots for 14 hours to pay for your spa days tends to end up resulting in some callouses. And getting rid of said callouses just makes tomorrow hurt more. Sure, I do kinda...

They can be. Or they can actually be looking for someone who can be a father to their kid and be incredibly picky. Who knows with women? They don"t do things for any reason other than they felt like it at the moment. Bitches be crazy.

Sounds like a woman be the least of your worries.

What the fuck? Where the fuck do you find any movie? How about Cable, Netflix, fucking Blockbuster, Redbox, or the aforementioned internet? What the fuck kinda question is that? I mean, jesus fucking christ.

That seems high dude. I posted my closing costs back in this thread, and they were 8kish roughly on a 240k loan. Your appraisal seems outta line, just by looking at it. I"ll see if I can find it. Edit : Found it.

Almost all women have issues with you fucking other women. They"re usually more submissive, and can be coerced into letting you do so, but it"ll just cause problems down the road. Avoid it if the relationship means anything to you.

Eomer"s got money. Should be no problem to pick up a chick who grinds her nether regions into a pole for cash for him. Other guys? I dunno. Can"t say I"ve ever tried, or thought about it. Strippers here are fucking nasty, and I wouldn"t fuck em with Grobbee"s dick.

Don"t bring me into this shit. Your idea of "game" is to trick girls into talking to you because you lack any of the things that you tell other people you need to have. You"re about as interesting as athlete"s foot, and you know it, which is why you need to stoop to such levels, tell us about...

All depends if either one of you is the jealous type, I guess. Probably 75% of my wife"s friends are guys, I have no issue with that. They can go shopping with her and do all that bullshit I have zero interest in doing. They only benefit me, really. It"s pretty much the same way with my wife and...

She"ll never let you forget it. Honestly, 90% chance you"re on the downhill slope now. This is gonna be an extremely rough haul back to the top of relationship status, because no matter what you said, you just told her that you don"t love her anymore. That"s the end. Sure, she"ll hang around...

Just wondering, how many businesses have you run for yourself? Oh, just the 1? So there"s possibly other ways to do things other than the way you do them? Okay, thanks for that. That"s much clearer now.

Just for you, sugar. 1) Come on guys, leave the kids outta it. Kids don"t get to choose their parents, and it"s none of their fault. 2) Hey, some people talk a good talk, and completely fool you into thinking that they might actually not be pieces of shit. On the internet, it"s even easier...

Look at what you"ve fucking done - Cad and I agree. You"ve gotta be a pretty big dick for both he and I to be against you on any issue. That should give you pause. But we all know it won"t. You just keep on truckin thinking you"re the bestest boss evar

Really? You don"t think that, especially in these tough times, that your employees are benchmarking themselves against each other, who are effectively their competition? What if you decide you need 10 less guys tomorrow? You don"t think that thought crosses anyone else"s mind? Your co workers...

I just find it hilarious that it"s okay for you to know what your competitors pay their guys, but god forbid any of your guys know what anyone else is making. That"s fucking gold, right there man. If you can"t see it, I don"t know what to tell you.

This is exactly it. It"s a "rule" enforced by the business owners to keep the plebes from thinking they deserve a decent wage. And because I know you"re gonna chime in, I"ll freely admit that there are shitheads in all walks of life. I"m smart enough to know who"s worth more money than me and I...

Justice of the peace, I don"t remember what the fee for the license and the judge"s time was, but I"m sure it cost us under 100 bucks. My roommate, my wife"s sister and her mom were there. Catering bill? $0. Dress bill maybe 50 bucks. Flowers $20 Value of sanity not lost by spending an arm...

Contrary to what pornography tells you, spitting on your dick doesn"t cut it for certain backdoor activities. Just saying, there"s a perfectly good explanation for lube next to the dude"s bed. He"s railing your ex in the ass.

You really only look like a weirdo if you buy a bunch of cucumbers and lube along with it.

That"s very possible. I don"t know any women over 30 who haven"t been divorced once or twice though, so obviously my sample size is a tad small

They also know what they want, and generally spend less time playing fucking games. I"ve got a few female friends, and honestly, the ones over 40 are much more entertaining to hang around than the early 20"s ones. Young women just really haven"t settled into life yet, still stupid and bitchy and...

Whether you want to admit it or not, and whether you realize it or not, there are quite a few people who feel the exact same way about you. You think you"re the guy with all the answers, but you"ve freely admitted doing things against the code you tell other people to play by. Just sayin".

Whoa whoa whoa That sounds too crazy. There"s no way that"ll work. Don"t listen to these idiots Brad, clearly the only way is to start stalking your ex wife.

Yeah, thinking with your dick never gets you in trouble. The only good that comes from it is the hilarity in this thread.

Dude, she ain"t gonna sit around for 4 months at a time with you in another country. Not at 19, sorry man. Not gonna happen. If she has anything at all going on in the looks and personality department and has a reasonable social life, you are gonna be yesterday"s news in under 2 weeks man...

Aww man, what the fuck did you have to go and do that for? I was looking forward to the mass hilarity that would ensue when Brad dropped that here. Now I"ve got nothing to live for

Well, she"s either his girlfriend, or his friend. She"s not his girlfriend, since she pulls away. That makes her a friend, and a lousy one at that, since she gets all bitchy every time he"s with someone else. My point stands. Your friends will be your friends no matter who you"re with. If...

Unfortunately, one of those paths turns you into an asshole, which is generally to be avoided. Just break it off with her. If she"s your girlfriend, then she"s going to be with you. If she"s not, then if your friends have problems with your love life, then they can"t be your friends anymore.

Why do I think this has something to do with another thread?

Oh man, you know what I"d do if I had Grobbee"s full name? Nothing. No one gives a fuck, and it"s of no consequence to anyone. You"re really so butthurt over words exchanged on the internet that it matters at all? I don"t really think you"ve learned anything at all. You still don"t know...

It"s a corporation. They don"t care about you, you should go ahead and not give a shit about them. No one is going to be personally insulted by it, and the worst that can happen is they say "no." My house was a foreclosure, previous owners bought it for 310k in 2006. We bought in 2009 for...

This is why you only cheat with other married people. She needs to have incentive to not ruin your fucking life, and ruining her life is just as good an incentive. Single people? Fuck, you know that bitch wants you to leave your wife for her. She"s trying to convince you to with the freakiest...

How do you think she got herpes to begin with? She"s a whore. No reason to deliberately fuck whores, son.

Honesty is very rarely the best policy. Why would you tell her something that would hurt her just to absolve your guilty conscience? You"re transferring it from you to her. If she asks if you"ve cheated in the past, assume that all past before her no longer exists. If you"ve cheated on her and...

I know I, for one, attempt to keep myself away from being ribbed for her pleasure. Just a guideline I been following, seems to be working out okay. What do you name drop? You talk about your security clearance, you talk about expensive glasses as a gift, you talk about what you drink like it...

The fuck are you talking about? Literally 75% of your posts come with the "I"m better than you because I do this, get this, drink this, etc" bullshit. That"s why no one listens to you and everyone calls you a worthless bitch. You have zero idea what"s important in life so all you try and do is...

Well, the other thing to add to this is that this sounds pretty callous when you take it standing alone too. It sounds like you"re a cold, heartless fucker who doesn"t care what people have going on in their life, you"re JUST that fucking important. However, that"s not the point, and in the...