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Oh jesus christ. We gots a genius on our hands. Yeah, I work for a fortune 500 company too. Are you saying everyone does? Are you saying that everyone gets health care through their work? Are you saying that all women work? What are you saying here, besides that you"re a fucking dumbass? I...

Hey, you can"t change the nature of the beast, unfortunately. It"s the shit we put up with for pussy. Well, not so much you, since you suck dick, but you get my point

Because the economics don"t end with sharing rent? Your girlfriend can"t be covered on your insurance plan. This can be a sizable expense. You are a better driver married, so says your car insurance premium. And the government wants families cranking out kids, so you pay less tax. Look, I...

And yet they exist, which is the point. Sometimes, the choice is not made on love alone, which was mine.

I"d say the secret is not being modest when it comes to your worth. If someone asks you how much you"re worth, go to the extreme of ridiculous. The worst they can do is say no, and at best, you"ve increased your income by a large margin, which in turn brings more confidence, and more wealth...

Don"t you have dinner to be cooking or something?

That"s because as a person, you"re constantly changing too. I"m not the same man I was at 19. Or at 25. I suspect I will be a different man at 35. There comes a point when you just need to put aside the over analyzation and do what feels right. Your wife isn"t going to be the same person she was...

And I think the point is that it"s different for everyone. The wife has a friend who was with a guy for 7 years, and he never asked her to marry him. They broke up in September. Just because you"d personally feel that 2, 3, 7, 10, 50 years is what you need for you, doesn"t mean that it"s what...

What are you talking about? I thought the too fat to dance on a pole thing was good enough. I shall train harder!

You"re a fucking retard, plain and simple. You"re a goddamned E-lawyer, an E-psychologist, and a E-dipshit. I have never once said fucking anywhere that my marriage is the best. It"s pretty good, however. We"ve been together for 11 years and don"t hate each other and don"t fight much. That"s...

You contend that marriage is something which is vastly above and beyond 2 people sharing living quarters. I contend it"s not. There"s a contract involved? Oh, holy shit, I need to rethink my position! Oh wait, no I don"t, because those contracts are dissolved every single fucking day. If your...

The fact you disagree with it infers what you think marriage is for. You take issue with the fact that marriage occurs for reasons other than, or in addition to "Yeah, this person is pretty neat." That"s wrong. There"s nothing else to it. You"re telling me that no one has ever gotten married for...

Well hey, at least we"re not wearing girl pants. Make no mistake about it, that is not an easy road. It may appear easy to the bystander, but that could not be further from the truth.

You act like people don"t get married every single day in this world because of the benefits of doing so. Whether they be financially, or for the good of a child, or just for status purposes, it happens. If you think every union is based upon only the love you have for another person, that"s...

Oh, I dunno, I"d reason that if I don"t beat the shit outta the guy, he"s likely to kill me. That"s pretty sound reasoning right there. That being said, letting road rage escalate into assault isn"t healthy at all. Should probably look into fixing that. And lay off of Tarrant, you scrubs...

It comes sooner than you think, my friend. Even at 30, hanging out with chicks in their early 20"s makes you think you"re fucking old. They don"t get any of your jokes or references, don"t understand a life without internet, and you must look like a goddamned old man to them. The grey coming in...

Yeah, you"re right. Pushing big red buttons randomly has always lead to good results. Seriously, you"re nitpicking.

I think you"re confused about what you think an inspection is, or what you can gain from it. I posted this a few pages back, and got railed hard for it, but it"s the goddamned truth -- 99% of what that guy does, you can do yourself if you"ve got a checklist. On top of that, that leak is...

Brad, I have a buddy who"s about 13 years older than me. He had a 10 year old daughter when I met him. Her mother (henceforth referred to as "the bitch") did anything, and everything she could to make John"s life hell. She knew he preferred his daughter"s hair long. The bitch kept it boy short...

See, there we go with the mad again. Who are you in the grand scheme of shit around here? In my life, you"re just a series of words on the internet. I"m never going to meet you, never gonna have a conversation with you, never gonna give 2 shits about you. You could disappear tomorrow and I"d...

You are such a fucking hypocrite it"s unbelievable.

Says the guy who talks a mean game about being a Mr. Cool Ice Pussy Slayer, and then goes blubbering back to his girlfriend he dumped a week earlier begging her to take him back. I"d say you"ve got zero ground to talk.

Not quite, oh ye of little reading. This dude basically called me unhappy with my life, and doesn"t know fuck all about me, my relationship, or anyone else"s on this fucking board. That"s what I take issue with. Don"t fucking tell me that you pretend to know how happy I am or am not in my own...

Ugh, don"t go that route. My wife insisted on using her Uncle as our realtor, I"ll never use family/friends for anything again. If you feel someone working for you isn"t doing their job, you gotta get rid of them. That conversation is much harder with people you know and are going to have to...

Fucking really? So you"re a goddamned psychologist on the mindset of everyone who"s happy in a fucking relationship? And being happy in a relationship means that you"re unhappy with yourself? You don"t know fuck all about anything. It"s cool man, we were all young and stupid once. When you get...

It"s not something you can explain to single people. No, really, it"s not. You think your life is perfect now because you"re out chasing tail, sometimes winning, sometimes losing. But when you really have a connection with someone, a bond that goes beyond anything you"ve ever known, and start...

Yes, they"ll approve you for what you ask them to approve. I"d be very realistic about the payment though when considering how high you want to go. Don"t forget that on an FHA loan the homeowners insurance, property taxes, and mortgage insurance are all added into the payment. Those numbers are...

Yeah, that"s kinda the relationship my wife and I have. We don"t do sappy shit, we do goofball cards like that. What was really disturbing was getting the card from her mom that had a redneck guy in a big truck stopped by a female police officer telling him "Anything you say can and will be...

That was the card. She got it at Target. I was rather impressed they"d have something that racy there. Either way, it"s fucking awesome.

My wife got me this card for valentines day -- Am I only a playtoy to you? An accessory you just keep around to satisfy your lustful needs? A mere supporting player in the theater of your perversions?! Okay. No problem.

Yeah, this man speaks the truth. With women like that who are damaged goods, there"s no positive outcome to any of that. They"re not going to change. If they"re obsessed over it, they"re not going to give it up, and they"ll view every nice guy they meet the same way. Unfortunately, they won"t...

And yet this entire thread is mostly about some "method" to making women want you. That"s not how it works man. No relationship worth having is based upon bullshit lies and games like "Oh, I can"t call her until 830 tomorrow or she"ll feel I"m desperate." If you guys can"t get together and be...

She"s a fuck buddy man. Might be the best one you"ve ever had. Don"t take her home to mom. That"s not her role. Detach your feelings from your dick and have the time of your life. Don"t forget to write us a shitload of penthouse forum letters. She"ll get bored with you soon enough. Ride...

You"re always gonna have fights. Anyone who tells you their relationship is 100% solid and they never fight is full of shit. I"ve also never claimed as much. You have 2 different people with 2 different viewpoints on shit and you"re gonna have disagreements about how shit should be handled...

It"s not so much fail as it is the way things are nowadays. Because women feel equal, they want us to do half of their chores too, but we should still keep doing the ones we do. Like, here, I do all the outside chores, lawn mowing, snowblowing, taking care of the pool, raking the leaves, etc...

Yeah, and when you ignore the day and don"t get her anything, she"ll ask you why you don"t love her. That"s how they fucking work man, all of them. Like I always say my wife is different about shit, but we agreed this year to not exchange gifts for christmas. Hey, 25th rolls around and I"ve...

That"s not trivial bullshit at all. You have no verifiable income, because your old man is your employment contact. You can"t say that if you were in his shoes you wouldn"t deny the loan too. That looks like exactly the same shady shit that was being pulled to cause this crisis. All you need...

Pff, that"s the only way to cheat, honestly. Less chance of them outing the relationship and ruining your life too. I should add that this only applies if you"re married. If you"re single, well, who really gives a shit? Unless the guy"s bigger than you, no sweat.

Or possibly "Girls Who Broke Your Heart....next on Jerry Springer."

And if she finds out? Same result. Hey honey, I decided to go see if you"re a fucking whore. Turns out you"re not. I love you babe. Really, you guys are fucking weak as hell.