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half of you vibrate that way

Lol baseball

Haha no, not physical violence, just typical woman emotion-driven insanity fabricating issues out of nowhere. And no, not a Native (you mean like feather indian?)

Uncanny resemblance to my relationship with my wife. Got one-shot yesterday out of nowhere, still no clue wtf is going on.

Fuck yeah baby, low rent housing and welfare offices. Joggerville dystopia OTW!

Timing is everything. go figure a bunch of people dislike Loki after being force fed “future is female” horseshit for years. If Loki came out in 2012, I doubt there would have been any complaints.

Yeah that $400 could be a nice evening out at Applebee’s in Biden’s America.

Still not as good as XCOM1 - Long War. That shit is the pinnacle of XCOM!

How many SoJ for a good game?

Ah yes, the old "just make it move around a little" necrophilia loophole.

Lol... is this gif from the twilight zone? I've never seen it but the Futurama parody of twilight zone where the guys eyes fall out immediately comes to mind.

Designer sheets are expensive, if you're having to buy 3 new sets of sheets per week due to shit stains, that's gonna add up.

I hate that you can't do anything about a set of boots not having the extra evade charges baked-in affix. I guess I appreciate them trying to differentiate some types of gear, legs do it too, but I think they fucked up making extra evade charges one of the options. That's a night and day...

If you amazon a 12" rainbow dildo, it'll unlock.

Fuck me I shouldn't have checked this thread. My wife is going to kill me if I ever get back into this game.

Also the Codex is such a dropped-ball situation. They created a very complicated system with the legendary aspect extraction/infusion shit, and it's entirely too cumbersome to use effectively currently. As mentioned earlier in the thread, the Codex needs to give you the base minimum version of...

I'm still confused as to why there are ~115 dungeons if there are only 7 tilesets and 8 bosses, with 3 different objectives. My wife and I have been joking about how many households in the Diablo universe don't keep their fucking bloodstones/ancient statues on their pedestals where they belong...

Wife and I broke into WT4 at 60 and it was a (temporary) breath of fresh air. Exp was SO fucking slow in WT3. So, I'd completely disagree with this. If your char is powerful enough to kill basic shit in WT4, do it early at 60 if you want @Bandwagon. But good luck finding someone to help with...

Counterpoint: 99% chance of it being addressed *at some point* A solid half of the existing affixes are garbage in practice and/or garbage ideas to begin with. The feedback will pile up over the months/years, they will eventually address it.

Yeah that's what I'm saying, even with a higher item power they're irrelevant.

The out of context cherry pick thread, wormie would love it.

Just had to jump in here and say that no, blues are never good items except in the first ~10 levels or so. WT3 blues are still garbage, there's no way in hell a sacred blue is better than a good or even average non-sacred rare/legendary.

I had a visceral reaction when I saw the nogress too, dunno, after so much content of character I can't help but have a reaction now to any of them.

I just fucking hate when a game feels like a storefront. If the game has a button labeled "Purchase" then it gets instant heavy negative points IMO. Been playing some D4, and they apparently keep tagging things (that aren't new) as new in the SHOP, so the "!" thing appears next to it claiming...

I got emails about some big Gloomhaven related extravaganza recently where they apparently announced a P&P RPG system based on Gloomhaven, and several other things. Yeah, they're up their own asses bigly. Gloomhaven was a fun game but the "story" and setting did not at all hook me, it was just...

Some seriously weak shit

I thought Summoning in ER had to do with your proximity? Like if you're in Limgrave, you won't be summoned to help with Rykard, just the stuff around you in Limgrave. Did they change that at some point, or did I make that up completely?

That's really weird, it makes their live talk they just did not make any sense. They were talking about how they don't want to bloat the game with a bunch of new systems.

I don't remember him saying exactly that. They were talking about adding too many new things bloating the eternal realm, so I can't imagine this is true.

Holy shit they hired that polyamorous nerd from Silicon Valley for Immortal. That dude is a 99% doppleganger, even his voice and way of speaking.

But dude, they re-invented Paragon(D3) and called it Smoldering Ashes. This is gonna rock!!

They were pretty clear, this stuff is on the "Free" season journey. The paid battle pass is 100% cosmetic.

Dunno man, that Artisan's Tunic looked pretty sweet on that fat tub druid chick.

I can't wait for 2/3rds of my jewelry upgrades to be irrelevant and useless because they don't have the correct color tumor socket.

Diablo IV: IT'S NOT A TUMAH

I think the operative factor here is simply whether not you've hit your diminishing returns on item level for loot. At various points in the game your upgrades will be dictated by either one of the later tiers of item (Sacred, Ancestral), or simply because your current gear is way behind the max...

I broke into WT4 with my necro, solo at level 64. It was tough, capstone Elias boss took me about 8-9 tries, but I got it. At 64-65 or so, WT4 was pretty slow as my shit was dying constantly. But as I leveled to 67-69 somewhere in there, they started living much longer and now it's barely...

Last slot could be skellies, use the reaper warriors that create corpses.

The game's class unique traits seem like they were developed by five of the executives' retarded nephews. All over the fucking place, some with zero depth (rogue) and some with entirely too much tedium (barb). Zero consistency, which I guess I could respect for uniqueness, if they were actually...