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    Mugshawtys

    In that case, it should have been at least 40 times. How is he supposed to know she really loves him if she's only there for him 95% of the time? Also, I cannot fix her. That's the kind of girl where it doesn't matter if you give her a fake name and address, she'll find you anyway.
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    Dating

    So, he's representing women in the thread?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Maybe start making complaints to HR that people with made up pronouns aren't wearing stickers listing them. If that doesn't work change yours to Wakandan / American Inventor and file complaints against them for not using yours.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    BACK TO BACK TWO LIMITED MILITARY POLICE ACTIONS.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    There's a whole pocket with nothing but werther's originals. Oh and another pocket with loose 38 special +P+ ammo.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I was going to say it's like a cargo vest. I too am interested in this wizardry.
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    Mugshawtys

    Monkey girl doesn't need to be fixed. I can break her.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    I can't remember the years, but I paid 5k for for a 50" TV when they were new. Over a decade later the TV died. I went to a TV repair shop and got a bigger one a few years newer for like $100.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Automated tech support voices would probably be more trustworthy and useful if they were male. The xfinity automated system will hang up on you if you call it a cunt too many times.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    I don't hate the bengals or anything, but I hope he does go back and play in college for the lulz.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    When your pussy stank but your friends are afraid to tell you directly.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Well, when grok becomes sentient and starts wiping all you losers out, I will be willing to pay the daddy tax.
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    The D&D thread

    I like the last one best. Somehow he still looks wolfy even with the hairless chest. I'll see how it looks when it's shrunk and pasted on the character sheet.
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    Wednesday

    How could you tell? The first simpson's episodes were butchered right off the bat. Sure they were slightly better than what aired on the Ullman show, but that's a really low bar.
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    RL Picture Thread

    Then you'll have to wait and see if any of them grow up to be lawyers.
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    The D&D thread

    You know, you said you were still tweaking on it and never posted a followup, so I didn't look too hard at them. I was hoping for a hybrid werewolf wearing the black dragon mask. Since I never commented on them I will now. I prefer the ones without the sword. The last one is the best. I'll...
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    The D&D thread

    I've been looking for a pic for him for years now. Fuck it, I guess I should just use that mugshot.
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    The D&D thread

    My bard is named Daniel Tiberius Sharp because of this story.
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    South Park

    Where the fuck can I even watch south park these days? I'm probably 2-3 seasons behind. I saw one on HBO and never found it again after that.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    I'm sure he originally said "He taught me if you aint cheatin you aint trying" but the publicist made him change it.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    That's the one narrated by jeff hays?
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    The D&D thread

    The biggest toy I ever got was the GI Joe Hoover craft.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm not there. I can't comment on that. I know someone who ate mexican food in Denver and they reported the salsa was literally spiced ketchup. That's the extent of my anecdotal evidence.
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    Wednesday

    I think DVDs could come back. Lots of people in my orbit are getting sick of companies playing fuck fuck games with subscription based digital media and beginning to buy (or steal and make) physical copies again.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yeah well, colorado springs itself (the city in the original post) is only 18% high spanic, 7.5% foreign born, and 96.6% US citizens. https://datausa.io/profile/geo/colorado-springs-co/ Colorado is 22% high spanic, 9% foreign born, and 95% US citizens. Denver is 29% high spanic, 13.8%...
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    LitRPG

    I can see that. OOTS acknowledges them. One character died and went to heaven with Gary Gygax. The characters level up. One character has a nemesis back home who always levels up when she does without doing anything. So Monster Hunter International won't be LitRPG? Like I said, its the...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Does anyone know where to find those epilogues without buying the latest book? These are the ones where we see what's going on on the lower floors. Did he post them online somewhere? Maybe in a Patreon? I'm not a cheapskate, I just don't want to buy another copy of books I already have.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    First off, cheap labor to build your tiki bar. Second, ask her if she makes tamales. Once the bar is built, if her tamales are shit, THEN report them to ice.
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    The D&D thread

    Yes that was the gay voltron. I bet bubbles preferred that one.
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    LitRPG

    When I started listening to DCC, I noticed the narrator mentioned LitRPG at the beginning and the end. Then I ran into someone going to a LitRPG con, and the whole time it was nagging at the back of my head that I had seen or heard of that somewhere before but didn't know what it was exactly...
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    The D&D thread

    I had all constructicons. I don't think I ever got them put together into the big one. But a friend had voltron (the cool one with the lions) and we constantly put them together and took them apart.