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They messed with several boss fights. I haven't played since like launch month and recently started a new playthrough to git gudder for the DLC and it's super, super obvious. Stuff like the triple crystal bitches or the dual burial watchdogs was really obviously tinkered with - their AI was...

Lol not really, my W-2 income was only so high cause I got laid off had my PTO payout + severance in that filing

My tax bill was 42k for 2023.

Shot a bitch with a printed gun? MY QUEEN

The filter system is set up such that you're supposed to be making your own on a per-character basis. So if you're going crit and physcal damage you add those as highlighted mods, or HP/armor, or whatever combos you want. It's just a few button clicks in the interface to do it, so you really...

Don't play online lmao, it's gonna be constantly down

I'm banking on Rykard offspring? Reincarnation? Rebirth? There was so much heavy implication with Tannith and his remains etc. Far less likely but kinda fits still is he's an empyrean that sided with the frenzied flame/3 fingers and was stricken from history/banished to whatever prison world...

I mean, he does run an EQ podcast

You have to connect to their servers to play singleplayer, there is no ability to play offline at all. DOA unless that changes

This is gonna be a prime contender for the worst thing ever created. How is this even a thing? Borderlands last shred of cultural relevancy was in like...2016? Why is 70 year old kate blanchet in it?

Yea I don't get it either. They 'nerfed' enchanter stuns and the result is like a 10 fold increase in the number of PL crews running 3 enchanters + nukers + pullers + cleric? Meanwhile boomer Dan can't box his troll SK+shaman combo because the truebox code kicks him out and he doesn't own a...

After the depot thing krono hit the arbitrary 'millions of plat' mark yea. The 'organic' prices hit about 80-100k maybe during luclin? It's really hard to say though given that the depot thing came in like less than half way through the expansion. The truly crazy part of Oakwynd was the krono...

How much inflation happened on Mischief? Oakwynd saw pretty similar levels of krono inflation and by their account wasn't part of their scheme. The distance between 'plat duping' and 'automated AE farm crews vendoring 1500 jaundiced bone helms every other day' is not that large. The market will...

Y'all are floating all these ideas like daybreak is going to put any amount of effort in to this. Even by some miracle if they do put in a token effort to an interesting ruleset, then what? Everyone has DBZ instant transmission fights over the first Nagafen? Then just sits afk for 3 months in...

Well whatever update they applied broke it even further and the game won't even launch properly anymore and instead just hangs at a black screen before even getting to the title. Fucking amazing

It's not like it was hard to figure out how insane moonveil was, or how much damage rock sling did, or the first time someone tried out rivers of blood after they patched arcane so it, ya know, worked at all. The implication that it took a year of scouring the wiki and watching shitty youtube...

Do you like have selective amnesia? The poise damage on moonveil was the entire reason it was so busted. It did more poise damage with the energy beam alone than a jumping R2 from a colossal weapon lmao. Next you're gonna tell me the sword of night and flame L2 wasn't oneshotting half the...

It literally did though. Moonveil stance broke players in PVP with a single hit depending on where it landed with blade + energy beam. The energy beam alone did more poise damage than fully charged r2 attacks from great hammers. You're smoking rock or never played with moonveil prior to the...

Did you ever clear the game with launch moonveil lmao. 2 hits stance broke nearly every boss in the game with range longer than their attacks could even reach most of the time. Nevermind how much poise damage rock sling could apply at range. You're talking about this like it's some kind of...

Game was arguably much, much easier on launch than it is now. Stuff like rock toss/most of the best summons/rivers of blood/bleed in general/moonveil etc etc have all long since been nerfed in one way or another. It does feel like boss AI was tweaked in some of the multi-mob boss encounters...

Game entirely unplayable for another weekend day I'm pretty well out of good will at this point. Shitty MMOs in the 2000s has better launches than this.

I've never had public match making ever function since I got it. I can invite a friend or two from steam and we can mostly play okay until someone crashes, but nothing relating to quickplay or joining missions in progress has ever functions.

Nevermind about the twin gargoyles - I totally forget Astel exists and is absolutely the worst melee fight and it's not even close.

Yea this is going on a week of being actually unplayable For as much fun as the game can be this is pretty beyond the pale in terms of launch issues and other games have gone done in flames for far, far less.

I actually died laughing at the 'battlefield wound simulator' in the training area yea The brutal fucking shank sound was just such peak absurdity

The biggest weapon you have leveled up in 2h and spam jump attacks. If you have a great hammer or any colossal weapon available they get stance broken in like 2-3 jump attacks

Yea the rot dogs used to oneshot people cause one of their bite attacks had like 30 active/hit frames in a row on it but that all got fixed heh

Twin Gargoyles was far more cancer than elden beast. The worst boss fights are always the camera bosses

Yea I've yet to have quickplay on PC function at all. I can join/invite steam friends and play with them, but we can't get any randoms to fill out our squad, or join any of the in progress missions at all - everything we try just outright fails or sits at a loading screen indefinitely

I've long been nursing a theory that almost all of the faggotry we see in current era MTG is because of Rosewater. He's long been the champion of his shitty un-sets, despite them being massive commercial failures every time. The last one was so bad we likely won't ever get another one, even...

I want to like this game but I'm having a really hard time getting past there being a bunch of mechanically unique gear in the paid battlepass.

The set is only ~100 cards and contains no commons, so of course these packs cost extra because they contain no commons! It's the same exact thing as that weird march of the machines aftermath set, just renamed because that thing shit the bed so badly.

My god you guys were right, this news segment they have is fucking gold

Full price AAA game btw

I can't tell if this movie is like, brilliant satire and is the Spinal Tap of John Wick knockoff stories, or just like B- action schlock? Some of it is so absurdly ridiculous it has to be deliberate, but its all played entirely straight at all times and is hilarious.

Art cards, like those huge panorama things from the lord of the rings set

Remember when they 'streamlined' booster packs what, a month ago? Which meant the only packs of standard that exist doubled in price? Well guess what we're already making another new booster! We get the assassin's creed set direct to modern in just a few short weeks

You can buy eggs and milk from the red merchants for like 50 gold each. Actually farming them yourself is for suckers.

I tried playing but pressing the escape key or attempting to open the options menu crashes the game 100% of the time?