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Tom Brady is mobile as fuck.

This snap is gonna happen eventually.

I think its FAR more likely that the "campus republican" mas more fucked up than she was. And probably has much darker memories of it than she does.

I expect Russia will conduct "training drills" in the area shortly.

Why dont you volunteer for 24 hours and ask for donations for that? If anyone cares I'll be masturbating for 24 hours on that same date, please send donations. Wont someone think of the kids! (and my weathered dick) That being said, this seems better than nothing. Hope it is successful.

So this is an actual "Chin" pout?

Patriots remind me of the Saints this year, in that they inexplicably suck... <--Pats Fan. Lived in Maine 27 years, fuck off

Julian Edelman... Making drunk white guys everywhere pretty sure they could do that shit too.

So I'm assuming this is where Dallas has a Romaculous comeback, only to lose on a pick-6 while time expires?

Let the reign of KC1 commence

Stadium isnt done yet. Theyre playing at a college stadium I think.

Cousins with a perfect rating so far.

RG3 to the raiders next year for a first and a third. Dan Snyder buys the Raiders just to stay with him, and changes the name to the Blackskins.

Pats are fucking awful.

"Oh, they used lube...how thoughtful!"

Saw that article. It also mentioned a Floridian woman named Crystal Metheny......which is fucking amazing.

^Cathan?

LOL special teams

Am I doing it right?

Would have been awesome if two refs had called that int/drop differently.

So any predictions on which team ends up being the "lifelong fan" bandwagon team this year? (Chiefs last year IIRC).

Or that the cowboys qualify their team based on how shitty their division is around them. 9-7 and 3rd? Garbage year. 8-8 and playoffs, super bowl contender! edit - grammar

Sometime next year we should see a three game suspension on Hernandez then.

1 year ban? As Rog' over-corrects for the Rice decision?

Doesn't taking a big ole' dick in the pooper hurt? It surprises that there isnt a "habitable zone" for dick appreciation in gay men. I dont mean that to be offensive, it just seems practical. edit - August Ames

Maybe, someday, we can have an ELS ice bucket challenge. When the world is ready.

I think if Eli tries hard enough he could hit 70% ints.

Diet Cokeaint bad either...

And therefore Cutler

How does he have better instincts if he cant read a defense? He makes the wrong decisions amazingly?

Not sure if I can embed a video from CC.com. But this one is pretty damn good as well. Daily/Colbert - Endangered Fish & Tiger Cub Warehouse - The Daily Show - Video Clip | Comedy Central

How do you put FF8 on that list but omit 4 and 6?

One of these was parked outside the bar I live above last night. Too drunk to think of taking a picture at the time, but it was in amazing condition for being 45 years old.

This seems pretty good...

Agreed. Peanut butter on a bagel is the easiest breakfast in the world.

Having one show a week instead of four probably helps.

Baconnaise, and of course, Baconnaise lite.

I wish someone would make a theme park with notjusta "you must be this tall" sign, but also with a "you must be this thing" gap. If your wasteband or scooter doesnt fit, then go fuck yourself. There arent new rules for everything. If you eat cake until you live in a Rascal, then fuck you, you...

R.I.P. friend: