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I keep daily notes in Word. It's one word file per job location. Every day I start a new list. For some reason yesterday Word decided that every time I do a new fucking list, I REALLY meant to continue the last list. So I have to push the back button 3 times then right click and tell it to...

I think you mean if you give them all of someone else's money.

Yeah well so are all comedians and actors. They get paid for making you laugh. Why shouldn't he?

What the fuck? Never heard of this before. I don't feel like doing a deep dive but can you give me the cliffs notes on how eye movement helps with trauma?

More are ranked lower than the peak. (perhaps, it's really hard to tell the area under a curve with just my mark 1 calibrated eyeballs) But the average should be 5.5 (1+10)/2. So really, more are ranked higher than what you would expect. I don't know if that's even an important distinction...

Does IMDB pull the same shenanigans with their ratings as rotten tomoatoes? If so, no valid conclusions can be drawn from their data. But yeah, 6.41 average looks like it's skewed right. It should center on 5.5.

I read the wiki on this guy. My favorite part was 10 years later he contacted the producers and said, hey, I know you added 27 more lightboards, but I think I can still beat ya. How about you invite me back for a tournament of champions? Cowards didn't even answer him.

I thought those were because of small sample sizes.

The great thing about being old is that I can stop worrying about shit like bluetooth everything giving me cancer. I'm definitely going to die of something weight related before I get cancer.

Broh, I didn't even know there were bluetooth remotes.

Back when I was using apps I had that happen to me a bit. One time I matched with and hit it off with a phillipino girl. One day I asked about how that could happen and found out you can specify your match location separately from your physical location. In her case, even though she lived in...

You need to talk to him and find out what clues he needs to know something is a real issue for you. We don't know you in real life. You may bring up 1000 trivial things for every serious complaint. You may make light of the serious complaints and they sound like a joke. We just don't know...

Ahh I remember when I posted FRODO LIVES all over my social media to spoil LoTR for the people who were waiting on the softcover version to come out.

Nextdoor is such a disappointment. I was really looking forward to arguing with my neighbors but they always lock and delete anything that gets mildly interesting. The only reason I haven't deleted my account is because of lost pets.

Lol yeah. All of our company wide announcements have those big red letters at the top that it originated from an outside source. But it looks like it came from hr, so this must be a scam right? Nope. Just comes from the payroll software which for some reason can't be considered internal?

Ours too, I was reporting everything with a link that I didn't expect. Most of them came back clean and IT tried to chastize me.'theres no reason to report emails like that" I was like, look, the fucking link looks suspicious I can't help if it's because of your system. Suspicious is suspicious.

That's the spirit!

Some of yall haven't studied at the school of BOFH http://www.bofharchive.com/1995/bastard95-01.html Simon showed us the way. Why do you eschew his teachings?

My company just sent the most ridiculous test phish email ever. It was from BANK. Not, Your Bank, or naming a specific bank. Just BANK. And the subject was MONEY TRANSFER. When you held over the link, the popup box said "do.not.click/instant.retraining...." and a bunch of other gibberish...

I hope you told him your name was ching chong chow.

Maybe his kicking problem was that the hoores stopped relieving his stress.

I don't know when the accusations came out. You don't think the whores coming out messed up his head? Kickers have fragile minds.

So you can't use phones and you call them immediately. Either you're admitting to breaking the rules, are a retard, or both. I'm going to say retard is most of it since you couldn't figure out that you can skip a step if it is unavailable.

Youre ridiculous. If you want an answer right now, call. Period. Email is the second slowest expected response. Here they are in order of quickest response to slowest. Call (don't leave a message) Text Teams Call and leave a message Email Snail mail You have no right to expect a fast...

Yes but you do it every day. You are never actually away from your email. No need for a fucking auto reply to let me know your response time will be exactly the same as it always is.

Keyboard on my laptop, the function keys (F1-F12) do double duty for other things like muting the mic, changing brightness, etc. The problem is, to use the F keys, you have to hit the function button at the same time instead of the other way round. Fuck that shit, I use F5 refresh more than...

You be a soft g if you wanna be. Me? I'm hard g all the way ginger. Also, nobody argues over how to pronounce jif. Maybe mexicans say 'hif', but they don't count they probably don't know how to spell it.

Cowboys A+ We're going unfuckingdefeated next year boys. We might not ever lose a game again. I've been saying since the middle of last season that we weren't a player away, we were 1000 lbs of players away. We needed O line, D line, and linebackers and we got it. Sure I wish we could...

I'm probably wrong, but to me it's not true short order cooking unless the waitresses holler out your order in code and you can watch them work the griddle.

Y'all don't consider Waffle House a short order cook place? I've been in a few short order places, and if there's a difference between them and waffle house, I can't remember what it is.

Was he distracted by your titties?

fuckin darkies always stealing shit

yup same here. Except it was denting my dice tray and the papers I was rolling on before I got the dice tray.

I have a set of spiky dice. I love them but I never use them.

Ever tried alternate shapes? I rolled some barrel shapes and didn't like them. A wedge or an arch might be OK. But also what about a doubled up 8 sided dice or tripled up 12 sided?

That is not the same game as in the video. I may look for alternate rules.

I ask because I suddenly want to play it.

Is that a game for autistic kids?