FOH Shower Thoughts
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Haus
I am Big Balls!
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When a woman tells her husband "GAH! I married someone just like my dad!" men almost always take it as a compliment..
But if a man DARES say "You're just like your mother" he had better have alternative sleeping arrangements for himself pre-made.
But if a man DARES say "You're just like your mother" he had better have alternative sleeping arrangements for himself pre-made.
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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You be a soft g if you wanna be. Me? I'm hard g all the way ginger.
Also, nobody argues over how to pronounce jif. Maybe mexicans say 'hif', but they don't count they probably don't know how to spell it.
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Every hollow chocolate Easter bunny carries a bubble of air from somewhere else to everyone who buys it.
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Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Furry
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Someone needs to read the humans are space orcs genre of trash sci fi.
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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**Title: *Ghosted***
**Genre:** Supernatural Dark Comedy / Drama
**Synopsis:**
It's been over 30 years since Sam (Patrick Swayze) moved on to the afterlife, but for Molly (Demi Moore), he never really *left*.
Now in her 50s, Molly has tried therapy, spiritual cleanses, even moving houses—twice—but no matter what she does, Sam’s ghost keeps hanging around. He doesn’t speak, doesn’t intervene, just silently *watches*. From the corner of the room. In the mirror. Hovering above her bed. Always there. Always *lurking*.
Molly’s nerves are fraying. Every attempt at dating ends in flickering lights, shattered glass, or a chill that makes her date’s teeth chatter. Her friends think she’s crazy. Her cat won’t come near her. And Oda Mae Brown (Whoopi Goldberg), now a TikTok-famous medium and life coach, is too busy hosting live seances for influencers to help.
When Molly finally snaps during a disastrous pottery class, she decides to take matters into her own hands and forcibly *exorcise* her dead ex. But things go sideways when the ritual doesn’t banish Sam—it *amplifies* him. Now he’s not just watching…he’s haunting with flair.
To free herself once and for all, Molly must team up with a washed-up ghost hunter, a skeptical Oda Mae, and her painfully grounded daughter who just wants a normal mom. Along the way, she’ll face ghostly truths, unresolved grief, and the ultimate question: is it better to be haunted by love—or to finally let it die?
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*Ghosted* is a twisted, heartfelt follow-up to the 1990 classic—part midlife crisis, part supernatural breakup movie, all Demi Moore in full neurotic glory.
**Genre:** Supernatural Dark Comedy / Drama
**Synopsis:**
It's been over 30 years since Sam (Patrick Swayze) moved on to the afterlife, but for Molly (Demi Moore), he never really *left*.
Now in her 50s, Molly has tried therapy, spiritual cleanses, even moving houses—twice—but no matter what she does, Sam’s ghost keeps hanging around. He doesn’t speak, doesn’t intervene, just silently *watches*. From the corner of the room. In the mirror. Hovering above her bed. Always there. Always *lurking*.
Molly’s nerves are fraying. Every attempt at dating ends in flickering lights, shattered glass, or a chill that makes her date’s teeth chatter. Her friends think she’s crazy. Her cat won’t come near her. And Oda Mae Brown (Whoopi Goldberg), now a TikTok-famous medium and life coach, is too busy hosting live seances for influencers to help.
When Molly finally snaps during a disastrous pottery class, she decides to take matters into her own hands and forcibly *exorcise* her dead ex. But things go sideways when the ritual doesn’t banish Sam—it *amplifies* him. Now he’s not just watching…he’s haunting with flair.
To free herself once and for all, Molly must team up with a washed-up ghost hunter, a skeptical Oda Mae, and her painfully grounded daughter who just wants a normal mom. Along the way, she’ll face ghostly truths, unresolved grief, and the ultimate question: is it better to be haunted by love—or to finally let it die?
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*Ghosted* is a twisted, heartfelt follow-up to the 1990 classic—part midlife crisis, part supernatural breakup movie, all Demi Moore in full neurotic glory.
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Koushirou
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People say snooze fest like it's a bad thing. Tell me where and when, I'll attend a snooze fest.
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