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She cried herself skinny? So that was all just water retention in the first 2 photos? I hope dem titties didn't get drained too.

lol no dumbass. For sending Jim Breuer out when they expected burrow. I assume he got up there and did a quick set with kelce. Couldn't hear the announcement, I assume it sounded like jjjj brrrrrrrrr

I have a work computer thats really old. 5-10 years I'm guessing. I put in for a replacement a few months back and got one quick. It was one we had in stock. I swapped over to the new computer and spent a couple weeks fighting with crashes. Turned out the most important program I run was...

I do it nearly every day. For about 5 minutes before I start looking for it.

you've never seen eskimo hookers.

At least babies wouldn't be a problem. From her perspective I would finish by sucking the cum back up into my dick. Or no ... wait I would start with that, followed by 2.5 minutes of furious pumping. out and in out and in.

Damn. Why was he trying? Did their kicker get hurt, or is it a special rule of the xfl that you can randomly pick a player to kick a fg for more than 3 points? That would be a sweet fucking rule actually. The extra points should be based on the player's weight.

What if aliens experience time in reverse from us. So all the alien visits we're getting now are aliens fucking with us in their future because we will discover and fuck with them in our future. But we're only going to fuck with them because they fucked with us so hard in our past. Who fucked...

Fair enough. But that's not likely to ruin a day. There can't be more than 5 people in the country who still need to collect gas receipts.

What's their name? He probably knows them from the meetings that all black people are required to attend.

Don't go see the cashier. If you're getting that message, the cashier is getting a message telling them to confiscate and/or destroy your card. Source: I used to work at a gas station and I cut up a few cards in front of people.

Once again, she sent nudes .... where are the fucking nudes? Why do we never get to see the nudes? She may be a child rapist, but she's not a child. We need a fappening type event to rectify this injustice.

No motherfucker. Classic is 70's and earlier. Always has been, always will be. in 1962 the rolling stones knew they were making classic rock. We're talking music here, not cars.

lol. so bag heads like their paper bags to be well seasoned?

Still got your paper bag? Or did yall make new ones every week?

I got a bespoke suit last year. I don't like suits much but I've always wanted one that actually fit right. I do not regret it. Might get another. But I don't have a desire for a 3 piece. Fuck vests. The people I used came to my house for everything. I considered wearing it to work one...

Going through the same thing. It was my first good leg day in a long long time. Months. I did it saturday and my legs are just starting to stiffen up tonight. Tomorrow is going to be rough. And then you have Keith Richards who was has been pretty big the entire damned time. OK, not...

Makes sense. That's a Nebraska 10.

I was thinking more along the lines of about to have 'the talk' with the son of the single mom who lives down the hall.

He was alerting his help. Let us know when they come for you, brother. We'll come in from behind.

lol thanks. Are all the games on sunday, or what? I'll look for them this weekend.

when do they start playing?

No funko. No dolls either. They're all action figures!

And what does it mean? He beat her? Is she the one with the black eyes?

lol at the fucking restraint thing and helmet. Classic case of hysteria. She needs a good dicking.

Bro My mom threw all of mine away when I went to college. She was like "It's been years since you played with any of that you don't even miss it" "I PLAYED WITH THEM LAST SUMMER BEFORE I WENT TO COLLEGE WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I DON'T PLAY WITH THEM!" That's when I turned to video games...

Milkmen delivered for longer. They both started in the 1880's. Ice started to be phased out in the 1930s. Milk was delivered well into the 70's, which coincidentally is when the women's lib movement started turning women into whores.

So, was the zeke back to dalls thing an april fool's joke? I assumed it was, but I'm still seeing it.

I knew what day it was. I know LLR is pretty cool, so I decided to do it and see what happened.

You need to set up an appointment with DR @Mario Speedwagon to get treatment for your condition. He specializes in retards.

Yeah, that must be it. Lets see how many victims we wind up with.

lol my wife will spend so much time looking for something to watch, that by the time she finds it, she doesn't have time to watch it anymore. At least she's smart enough to add it to the list so she doesn't have to search again next time.

That's rough. Assuming you divorced him over this.

The important thing to note is that each and every one of these rule changes plays right into Dak Prescott's strengths and will benefit him more than anyone else in the league. MVP is all but gauranteed. Might as well put him on the cover of madden next year.

As i understand it, the point of a "baseline" is to test a thing while a person is still healthy. That way if they start having trouble with it later you have something meaningful to use as line. of base. But I'm no doctor insurance agent. I'm just someone who knows english pretty good.

I think you misspelled "Because the money is in treating people, not curing them and there's even less money in preventing problems" The tests he was talking about sounded more like baseline tests than the voodoo predictive tests you were talking about.

Interesting. Is it $2200 toal and everything else is free; $2200 base and everything else is an add on; or $2200 up front and everything up to $2200 worth of care is included, after which you're back to paying as needed?

I think covid just exposed and accelerated the bullshit that had been slowly building. Once it was brought into the open, the good doctors were brought to heel. I can't say when it started. Maybe it was 0bamacare and all those predictions have come true. Or maybe it was already happening...

I'm sorry man. I'm not saying this to troll, but pretty much all doctors are garbage tier these days. The doctors themselves can be good, but hospitals are run by MBAs instead of medical professionals. They traded "first do no harm" for "first lose no money" a long time ago. My only sincere...

This might be the lamest part of the new rules. Why not make it a coin flip? Declare an onsides kick. other team gets to call heads or tails.