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Haven't been to the board in a bit, and here in the movie area we have guys debating the sabot penetration of monster scales and listing the incredibly detailed minutiae of Mortal Kombat lore. So I will use this a second time: Love you guys, seriously. Was an actual interesting read.

Man, this meme is going to be eternal, isn't it? But respect to the OG:

True story - I was a customer with the same carrier for 20 years. A year ago I asked for the same deal as intro customers and they told me to get fucked. So I switched. Come to find out the cabling into my crappy old house for the competitor limited the internet to the slowest possible speed...

I would have bet all my monies she was a lesbian. Huh. Here's a lesbian that EVERYONE loves!

-35 Celsius tonight in Calgary. That is NOT with windchill. Coldest day I ever encountered was -47 Celsius around Provost, Alberta while I was a field operator in Feb 1995. All the standard thermometers didn't work anymore because all the fluid ended up in the bulb - one was reading +30 that...

Are you kidding me? This guy married so far above his pay grade I can't even understand it. Now, the assumption here is that he is a complete cuck and watches her get railed or he gets tied up and pegged and all that, but if he is actually putting the goods to her he is doing far better than...

As a lifelong gamer, these are the things that should show ignorant people as to the BENEFITS of gaming. I know a lot of parents who are adamantly against video games - and SCREEN TIME IS EVIL and the like. But when my kid builds massive, complicated buildings in Minecraft, researches and then...

Relax. Get some sun. Have a nap.

Not for nothing, that may be one of the ugliest noses I have seen in a long time. I mean, it is the least of things wrong with this harpy, but it stuck out. GIS for "ugliest nose I have ever seen".

No, however I admit to being moderately new, and now that you mention it.............

I have to say I have a soft place in my heart for soft-spoken, understated, underdog-seeming guys being secret badasses and coming out of their shell. It was at least a little part of the charm of the Wick movies, and as this is an outgrowth of THAT, I have to say I want to see this. Sometimes...

I will forever be a Connery die hard. I thought Moore was a fruity prat and did no justice to the role. I thought Brosnan and Dalton were poor stand-ins for Connery, but Brosnan made the best effort to bridge the badass of Connery and the prat of Moore. I thought Craig did a fantastic job...

I just finished watching the 24 episode anime Parasyte. Thought it was good until the last 4 episodes where it got BAM out of nowhere incredibly heavy-handed with the "humans are destroying the earth" and "humans are the font of all the ecological problems on earth" and similar expositional...

I have the same pants stirring feeling watching this as I did the original Pacific Rim trailer. I enjoyed PR for exactly what it was - mechs and Kaiju. I hope this delivers in a similar giant monsters fighting way. Also, I love they way they have rendered Kong, he looks like a complete badass.

What the actual fuck. What kind of complete lack of self-respect and masculinity do the males of this timeline have that this happened? The combination of these two posts should blow your fucking mind.

I got some protein cream for her, yessir.

I was hoping this was one of those bunny hop dances where they jump and end up naked. I unbuckled and unzipped, now what do I do?

And that's what $1,000 euros a night will get you in proximity to the pyramids? Lovely hotel room. Is the toilet just out of frame? Google image search for Egypt Pyramid Hotel Room: That view is prob photoshopped. Some nice luxury hotel patios overlooking the site though.

I've played close to 1,100 hours of War Thunder since mid July 2020. It is the best tank simulator ever made, although I love it and hate it in equal measure. The maps, especially, are garbage, and Gaijin is VERY low effort in improving what is already in play versus releasing new shit to...

I lost an 11 year old dog in May, so I empathize. Ours went over about a week, and we had a big party the last night before putting her down, with her surrounded by friends and family. I still think about her every day. Our other dog lives on, and the old man will probably go soon as well...

I had this while my best friend had an Atari: The first video game I played was Pong, and that is no lie. Also, this was the last thing I remember being excited about as a kid: My last truly fond memory of Christmas was getting this and reading it to the lights of the tree: Dear Diary...

It's basically 2D Minecraft with actual boss progression and loot. It is everything basic Minecraft SHOULD be, but without the 3D. It is amazing and you will love it, both solo and with your kid. Glad someone linked some resources, because it def does not hold your hand in game and give you...

Surprisingly it is not a bad, wholesome game that is somewhat hamstrung by a retarded daily "stamina" limitation ala Stardew Valley (it is definitely inspired by this game and could be considered a 3D SV to a point). I played it a bunch on release but not much since if anything has changed.......!

Why is there always a fucking kid? It really bugs me. I like watching The Struggle but not with kids involved. Although I will say The Road was ABOUT his relationship with the kid, and I saw it before I had my own, so I actually liked it. Anyhoo.......

If they did anything remotely like Leaguestones I would actually come back and play. A part of me still wants to, which is why I still occasionally read this thread.........

Hmmmm, lead is channelling a little bit of the Amber Heard look once she becomes the killer. In need to find Foler's NBA lick gif reaction......... I am a fan of VV, def want to see this now.

Watched "Darkest Hour" last night and I was surprised at how amazing I thought it was. I am not much into the dramatic or human stories of late, but I am always into WWII pieces, and this was, of course, tangentially that via Churchill. Now, will say I am a little gay for Gary Oldman and will...

Blasphemy shall be met with punishment. My Master demands it. NSFW indeed.

Fuck me, I really want this game to be good. It was actually moderately fun in the limited Alpha, but has gotten progressively worse ever since. The redesign for release resulted in slogging, convoluted zones that took way long to complete (Chronicon has a similar issue for those who like to...

Are you fucking calling my parents alcoholics you son of a bitch? Just kidding, they totally were!

The Untouchables. With one of the most iconic quotes of all time:

I come from East Coast Canada where we are reknowned drinkers. We used to to take a lined garbage can and everyone would bring a 40 and we would mix it all, dilute a little, and add purple koolaid - Purple Jesus. We also had some concoction with Gin, Vodka, Beer and green koolaid called the...

This is a two-fer and an old reply. Posted in the Netflix thread but will repeat here - The Postcard Killings - horrible, horrible serial killer movie with a transparent tweest and some of the worst acting and dialoge/screenplay I have seen in recent memory. Famke is in it, and is terrible and...

The Postcard Killings Typical serial killer schlock with an attempt to be somber and dark and smart and "international" and failing dramatically. I am halfway through the movie here over lunch at work and saw the tweeeeeest a million miles away. JD Morgan looks like he has aged 50 years in...

The first google search image for Dennis, as you would expect, is not Darth Maul. Also, this is not the actual first image, the first one was a picture of Quaid that was so large it frightened me.

THOSE ARE THE ONES. Nicely done.