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She's going to need a lot more brooms.

I mean, I am not much for a muscle-bound lady, but on top of that, that is one fucking ugly fish-faced woman. Also, this was actually the very first thing I thought:

I believe the rings have to be connected for the skills to be active - but I have not been in the released game yet so take that with a grain of salt.

I think I've put something like 60-70 hours in Grim Dawn and I did not connect. Too much ranging around in the maps, maybe I just needed more time to memorize them. My main close to the end of the second difficulty play-through was a two-handed warrior that was basically a proc machine with...

Culkin also brings along that other tool that sits on the couch but they only once let sit on the discussion panel. He just compounds my dislike when Culkin shows up - because his hanger-ons are just as annoying. This other guy reminds me of that loud, retarded friend someone always brings to...

Yeah, I don't get it. What kind of self-respect do you have when you agree to do the press tour and spout this garbage as part of the marketing spiel? Are you that much of a whore, Ewan? I had a HUGE bro-crush on McGregor after the Long Way Round mini series where he and another guy...

Fight Club I get.....but Seven? A psychotic killer plots a symphony of death themed around the Seven Deadly Sins, with the final sin of Wrath involving his revelation and executed in real time? And Fight Club was just an anti-consumerism message surrounded by an incredibly well -acted movie...

Please define "eurojank garbage". I am truly intrigued!

Well, I would have to say this looks incredibly cool from those videos. Will be interested in seeing how the gameplay folds in..... but I love the weird, B-movie-like sci-fi/horror vibe.

Um, what?

Not a single person I know has littered when I have been present in like 3 decades. And yet there is fucking garbage EVERYWHERE. Who is doing it all? Is it just leakage and blow off from cans and trucks or are people still that retarded?

Never go back. Leave them untainted in your fap memories.

I've been looking for a new online (not couch) co-op game and floated this out to my buddy. He's unfortunately currently unemployed and won't buy Remnant now that the sale has passed the cheap cunt. I suppose I could buy it for him but I am also the cheap c-bomb lol. I am intrigued by this...

This. The Equalizer was basically Autistic Man On Fire and Denzel fit the role perfectly. I am a little ashamed to admit I had no memory of the original series, even though I was a TV junkie at that time. Thought the movie was a new IP. Anyway, Queen Latifa in this role may be, with no...

I've just dropped into this thread to say that my hopes and dreams of a wonderful remastered Diablo 2, with similar gameplay and loot system but updated graphics, storage options and possible end-game system, have been completed dashed with the release of this obviously disappointing piece of...

Fuck you you judgy society. I have always had a significant overbite. The one time you take a bite of smoking hot pizza, shear through the crust but not the topping and pull the cheese and boiling sauce into a flap of molten fire that burns your chin? That's the day you start eating pizza...

There are not enough fucking barf and puke pics in the world to sum up my reaction when I scrolled to this.

Okay, first off - Kudo's to you, Belle Delphine, you did it. You've gotten rich being THOT NUMBA ONE and, hopefully, you can bring yourself to disappear from the interwebs to live a comfortable, quiet life. But who am I kidding, right? Second - yeah, equality is lacking in the West, these...

I love you Vin, I will watch just about anything you are in, but can we just stick a fucking fork in this franchise now? Go make a new movie in the Pitch Black universe instead. Or that Witchhunter thing. But you've stretched the tangent on this line so far now I expect to see cars doing...

Interesting. Not until recently have I started regularly using mods in games, so I guess I really missed out. I didn't even start in on the Minecraft mod community until Skyfactory 4 last year and now that my eyes have been open, I have put hundreds of hours into a game I bought what feels...

"We did these changes because we realized we could not compete with companies like Tencent on the FTP online ARPG/MMO market and were about to lose our shirt. Therefore we switched to our Plan B which is to make an updated T3 and actually make money." I hope they add something novel in the...

This describes Mr. Cage perfectly and the answer to the pseudo question is: Yes, all of it.

And I have killed three constrictors to every one of every other Elder guardian. Go figure!! RNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I know, but in aggregate his reviews are still funny and on point. It stays relatively minimal. I mean, if it gets overt and retarded I will move on, it doesn't take much for ME to pull chute on someone. But I've held in there so far. Crenshaw, lol.

That makes sense. Do I recall actually listening to MovieBob over there a loooong time ago and he was actually sane and coherent? Now he is a constant fedora-tipping SJW cuck the likes of which man cannot abide. It's like Cracked.com. That fucking place may have been a mass of "lists" but...

The Escapist is a haven for progressive driven bullshit isn't it? I mean Zero Punctuation is the only redeeming product remaining and I have often wondered why Crenshaw didn't pull chute several years ago. They have to be giving him lots and lots of golden chains money. Anyway, I don't want...

Cyclone is still easymode. Dual Wield Ahn's Might crit/impale is a little squishy due to boss proximity requirements with some of the big slams but damage output is sufficient. Like Xevy said, you have to move around a lot more than you did before the AoE nerf but it is still decent. T16s...

I will say that, tinfoil hat officially on, that last night my final stone took a lot more work to get the influence started than any previous one: I actually had to use orbs to convert some T16s to the area I needed to start influence, for the first time in this whole process. However, I will...

Alicia Keys hosting the Grammy's and taking the D! Yeah, I know, this girl is more tan/orange, but the similarities are pretty substantial. I thought that the first time I saw that "model" during a research i was doing for a special project I did on porn.

I had 2 water dreams last night. The first one I heard a leak in my basement and found some sort of weird drain pipe was backing up and pouring water. I desperately tried to fix it but only made it worse. Then I was at some sort of beach resort, walking between the pool and the ocean during a...

Honestly, I had convinced myself that you could only get an appearance once per map per influence so you needed to run 4 different maps. I have no clue where i got that from, but if I spawned a conq influence on a Core map I did not run that map again until the conq was dead. I didn't even...

I thought the "science" and technology in the book was nearly irrelevant - the religious, political and philosophical (the nature of time and prophecy, whether making machines that replicate the acts of man is right, etc) were the core themes. Shit the ability to travel through the stars was...

Dune is, by a VERY large margin, the easiest of the books to read. It has the most coherent and progression-based story of all 6 of Frank's Dune books, and delves into the deeper aspects the least. The farther into the 6 you get, the more philosophy, religion and politics you get. Frank...

I am not sure I can reliably recall any single extended scene from the first movie that isn't just from a trailer. I think that line is my review of the first movie. So, yeah. Who gives a shit. Will watch Part 2 on some bored winter day if it is on Netflix. Otherwise, whatevs.

Well they finally fixed the fucking map stash, hallelujah. I am confused a little by the influence/taunt fixes? Does it amount to less maps per Conq encounter? What does this mean: Fixed a bug where Maps that had already spawned Influence for a specific Conqueror had a lower chance to spawn...

I think watching the entirety of this trailer gave me real brain damage and PTSD, but I am going to send this link to my buddy that I typically co-op game with and see what he thinks. I am intrigued.

This game and, what was the other one with the pale, simpler aesthetic.....? Anyway they have the primary player able to access all aspects of the game and the co-op partner is just there as a sidekick and cannot do quests and shit. It's a fucking stupid way to do co-op and they should be...

I played this with my son and just ended up yelling at him because he sucks and remains incapable of doing progressive tasks. I am Father of the Year, totally.

Three stones left now - thankfully the first of the last 4 I got was Drox because that fight is boring as shit. Post 20 stones map grind is real and bullshit. I really do like the new mechanics, to a point. I like the manipulation of the tier of the maps in the hands of the user. However...

Agreed. Get Out was fucking boring as shit for the first 45 mins? The implied and sometimes outward racism through the introduction of the movie that set up the "big pay off" was trite and formulaic, transparent and just played. The crazy part of the movie was entertaining but I had to watch...